G-Ambush, G-Massacre, G-Revenge, G-Payload, G-Assassin, G-Nemesis, G-Snatch...Spare Me! Now What??!!

by wingsofsuccess

Posted: 15 years ago 31 replies

INTERNET MARKETING

No points for guessing that G stands for Google!

I was just wondering why can't people get more creative with their product names? Is it necessary to put the word "Google" every time in there? Even when it's not required?

These are just few of the launches i could think of. I am sure i have missed one or two!

Google Ambush
Google Massacre
Google Revenge (to be launched)
Google Payload
Google Assassin
Google Nemesis
Google Snatch
Google Conquest (prelaunch stage) - thank you Nathan J. Hockley for adding this to the list
Google Wealth Wizard

Let me be a bit creative and put on my thinking cap for a while.
I will not be surprised if in future we see launches like :

Google RIP
Google Attack
Google Grave
Google Graveyard
Google Death
Google Bandit
Google Pluderer
Google Looter
Google Thief
Google Killer
Google Annihilation
Google Eradication
Google Terminator
Google Liquidation (that was funny!)
Google Extinction
Google B*ttkicker
Google Euthanasia
Google Give-up-the-ghost ( i know, i am exaggerating!)

Contribution of ideas from tanya7zhou!:

Google Predator.......Ready for the kill?
Google Adversary
Google Conflict
Google Truth
Google Abomination
Google Retaliator
Google Vindicator
Google Skeleton
Google Fate
Google Archrival
Google Antagonist

Contribution of ideas from Nathan J. Hockley!:

Google Scavanger
Google Irritator
Google PimpSlap
Google G-Spot

Contribution of ideas from Chris Hunter!:

Google Taint
Google Crotch
Google Groin
Google Aneurysm
Google Googledy

Contribution of ideas from traces2757!:

Google Betrayer,
Google Road Rage,
Google Smackdown...

Contribution of ideas from Marian Berghes! (from another post):
Google Smasher,
Google Basher
Google Terrorizer

It seems people are just out there to capitalize on Google's name. Most of them talk about sinister things like killing Google! I know that the dark side attracts people, but come on! Aren't we over doing things here?

Hey, before you guys jump to any conclusions, let me tell you that i am not against any of these products. I have not used most of them, so can't comment on them.

What i do feel is that we can surely let Google Rest-In-Peace (no puns intended!) for some time, and be more creative!

- Abhi

#gambush #gassassin #gmassacre #gnemesis #gpayload #grevenge #gsnatchspare

Jeremy Kelsall 15 years ago

Don't count on it

As long as product names like that keep drawing in customers by the droves, they are going to be used.
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- wingsofsuccess 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Jeremy Kelsall
  
  Don't count on it
  
  As long as product names like that keep drawing in customers by the droves, they are going to be used.
  
  Surprisingly, my subscribers don't even open mails that have got a subject line like "Google this" or "Google that".
  
  Maybe it is just with me, but I really wonder if these Titles are doing as well as they once did.
  
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Re-cycle 15 years ago

it's working pretty good apparently...
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Asher

15 years ago

Hi Abhi,

It was creativity when the first Google (something) came out.
The next few are merely copying what already works instead
of trying something new.

Nothing wrong with that - it's just smarter to not reinvent the
wheel. To us IMers, we're probably a little jaded by all the Google
doohickeys but to the not-so-discerning, it's gold.

Asher

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wingsofsuccess

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Asher

I guess you are right. Those of us who are in this niche for a while, probably won't be attracted. But there is a constant influx of starry-eyed new-comers, and any sinister title like that would probably attract them most.

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Alice Seba 15 years ago

Ummm...Google Snatch actually makes me blush. LOL. I never imagined Google in this way.

Alice
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- brand-all 15 years ago
  
  Your naughty Alice, shame on you. This is a business discussion
  
  And the new kid on the block is Google Conquest.
  
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  Alice Seba 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by brand-all
  
  Your naughty Alice, shame on you. This is a business discussion
  
  I thought it was a business discussion too, but then I was exposed to learning about this product. I'm thinking someone got the thesaurus out and came up with that word that means something else in some parts of the English world.
  
  Don't blame me...I didn't make the product! ;-)
  
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Mike Hill

15 years ago

Do a search and you'll probably discover that most of the Google.... products are owned by the same dude...

Definitely workin' for him and the graphics are dam good too

Mike Hill

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wingsofsuccess

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Mike Hill

Do a search and you'll probably discover that most of the Google.... products are owned by the same dude...

Definitely workin' for him and the graphics are dam good too

Mike Hill

Yeah mike, most of them are from the Day Job Killer team...Graphics are very well done, but i feel they have the same look and feel...black / brown background with dollar notes flying around...

I have known this guy to be a testing-freak. So i have no doubts that it is doing really well for his team!

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Alice Seba

15 years ago

Originally Posted by wingsofsuccess

After rudely hijacking the thread, I did want to talk about the intent of your post. I agree with you.

The "DJK team" baffles me. They keep releasing essentially the same thing and people keep buying it up. Each product is the answer to EVERYTHING and the SAME people keeping pulling out their virtual wallets, which is even more baffling.

They obviously have a plan to keep this working for them and that's good for them, but I doubt most people could pull something like this off.

Alice

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wingsofsuccess

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Alice Seba

Although i do not much endorse their products, i feel we can learn quite a few things from their marketing tactics.

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TimRobinson

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Alice Seba

If people get solid value out of a product they will generally constantly purchase products from the same person as they know they to be of high quality, even if 90% of stuff in the new product is rehashed content, they can still learn that new 10% from their favourite guru.

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Troy Pentico 15 years ago

My guess is because they all work better than "...from hell" or "...of death"? But, seriously much like adding those terms to the end of just about anything for a heavy metal band works the terms used in those Google titles attract attention and work together fluidly. Much like the term 'secrets'. Does anyone here recall:

Advertising Secrets of the Written Word
Traffic Secrets
Yahoo! Answers Secrets
Red Hat Linux Secrets
ProBlogger Secrets
Secrets of Closing the Sale

...the list goes on and on.

You really want to boost your noodle?

Go to Amazon.com, select the books department and type in any of the terms used to describe products in Abhi's post. I am sure you will be amazed at what you find.

Essentially you take a household name like Google, Yahoo!, eBay!, etc. attach one of those words to it and you have created a double whammy product description sort of speak.

Amazingly simple, amazingly effective, always has been, always will be.

Troy
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nathanj 15 years ago

Google Scavanger - Profit from the scraps everyone leaves behind!

Google Irritator - Like a pestering little brother... yeah you know the one.

Google PimpSlap - Give the Search Engines a Swift Backhander!

Google G-Spot - Give em what they need and profit!

But I have to say it works well. Good on em!

Alex Goad is behind Google Conquest... (High End - highly automated system) It is doing really well in prelaunch.

It will definately do well, he does well in every aspect from idea generation to taking it to market with mass appeal.

And who won't get behind a guy that has had 6 ClickBank #1's and 4 of them this year. When your system works well, the easier it is to have mass appeal with affilaites/promoters also.
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- tanya7zhou 15 years ago
  
  Hey guys, I'm about to lauch these products too
  
  Google Predator.......Ready for the kill?
  Google Adversary
  Google Conflict
  Google Truth
  Google Abomination
  Google Retaliator
  Google Vindicator
  Google Skeleton
  Google Fate
  Google Archrival
  Google Antagonist
  
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- anonymous123567 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by ste25
  
  MoreGoogleBullshit.com
  
  "Same shit as before but with a new salespage!"
  
  Hehe, hey you forgot GoogleSnatch2!
  
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nathanj 15 years ago

This 'may be' a funny thread... but this thread will probably be good product name research for those involved in the google name game, and those thinking of doing the same.

We may or may not see, those google names stated thus far, as a product title, but they would definately help put on the thinking cap.
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Aron Levin 15 years ago

Google Googol - Turning your bank account balance into "the digit 1 followed by one hundred zeros" (TM)
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- wingsofsuccess 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Aron Levin
  
  Google Googol - Turning your bank account balance into "the digit 1 followed by one hundred zeros" (TM)
  
  That was a good one Aron! I would really wait to see someone promise this one!
  
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Steven Carl Kelly 15 years ago

Hmmm... G-Spot?
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jrsencio 15 years ago

Here is what I think about these Google prefixed products.. with 1 to 5 star ratings...

Google Ambush.... 1 .. total disappointment, lucky for me I took the $4.95 trial

Google Massacre.. never even thought of getting it

Google Revenge (to be launched), ...2, asked for a refund..

Google Payload, didn't get it

Google Assassin, 4 ... impressed with the tools that came with it

Google Nemesis, didn't buy it

Google Snatch, it didn't snatch my interest

Google Conquest, will buy and will promote, awesome but tooooooo expensive! wrote a review about it

Google Wealth Wizard.. 2, concept is good but you need to use it wisely or risk getting your twitter account suspended
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Li Weng 15 years ago

LOL it's funny a lot of them have the same style sales page, where there's a reddish dark theme to it.
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traces2757 15 years ago

Great...now I can't stop trying to think of names. Google Betrayer, Google Road Rage, Google Smackdown...

If someone has already posted any of these, my apologies. Please don't slap me with a copyright lawsuit. *grin*
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Fender85 15 years ago

Maybe they're a Google Addict? Oh and Alice, no worries - I couldn't even look people in the eyes when I'd say, "Google Snatch." lol
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Chris Hunter 15 years ago

Google Taint
Google Crotch
Google Groin
Google Aneurysm
Google Googledy
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wingsofsuccess

15 years ago

Ohhh...Google conquest is live now...i better edit the OP from prelaunch to launched!

Wanted to contact them, but don't find any contact link...these guys want people to purchase their high-end products but not want to answer any queries? Weird!

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prodozoan

15 years ago

Originally Posted by wingsofsuccess

did u even try it before you want to promote to your list?

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Kevin Riley 15 years ago

What? No Google Pillage? Where are the G-Vikings when you need them?
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Melvin Ng 15 years ago

Re: G-Ambush, G-Massacre, G-Revenge, G-Payload, G-Assassin, G-Nemesis, G-Snatch...Spare Me! Now What

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G-String?

Sorry couldn't help chipping in with the cheeky comment.
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Gary McCaffrey 15 years ago

You forgot Google Goggles which is probably more aptly named than the others. And what about Google Wedgie?

What about Google Blaze? Remember years ago everything was -----Blaze.
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