Does does google think I'm gay?

by mki
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Hello, I'm not sure why but I noticed for the past few days that many singles ads have been replaced by ads for homosexuals. I've seen the same few ads a few dozen times now showing up on completely unrelated sites.

How exactly does google (and internet markets) figure out that I'm single and why do they think I want ads for same sex relationships? Is this just some adsense campaign gone haywire? I started noticing this unusual trend when stumbling through many random websites.
#gay #google #seo #wtf
  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    Well, this is a doozy. Can't wait to read the responses to this one.
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  • Profile picture of the author Colin Palfrey
    Well I know the most likely answer but you wont like it!

    Google base their adsense ads on what your computer has searched for in the past.

    Here is the million dollar question. Does anyone else use your computer?
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    • Profile picture of the author mki
      Originally Posted by Colin Palfrey View Post

      Well I know the most likely answer but you wont like it!

      Google base their adsense ads on what your computer has searched for in the past.

      Here is the million dollar question. Does anyone else use your computer?
      No. But I remember seeing some pretty bizarre images on some tattoo site and I think it started shortly after that.

      Edit: woops
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  • Profile picture of the author TyroneShelley
    I think google might be just taking a shot in the dark.
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    • Profile picture of the author TheCG
      That was certainly unexpected.......
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    • Profile picture of the author Colin Palfrey
      Originally Posted by mki View Post

      No. But I remember seeing some pretty bizarre images on some tattoo site and I think it started shortly after that.

      Edit: woops
      LOL that is what they all say :rolleyes:

      It is very funny though, especially if you have to research some strange subjects like I do.
      There, that is my excuse, ready!

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      Originally Posted by TyroneShelley View Post

      I think google might be just taking a shot in the dark.
      That was a low blow!
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      • Profile picture of the author oneplusone
        Try clearing your cache.

        Then delete all the flash cookies off your computer: Delete Flash Cookies

        Most people clear their cache, but don't delete their flash cookies.

        And to finish the job, download CCleaner and run it.
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    • Profile picture of the author myob
      Originally Posted by mki View Post

      Does does google think I'm gay?
      You you should clear out your cookies.
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  • Profile picture of the author gotti3636
    This thread made my day!

    Clear your browser cache and everything and see if that helps
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    • Profile picture of the author mki
      Originally Posted by gotti3636 View Post

      This thread made my day!

      Clear your browser cache and everything and see if that helps
      I hope so, I was starting to think it was because I wasn't clicking on the online dating site ads I constantly see.
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      • Profile picture of the author gotti3636
        Originally Posted by mki View Post

        I hope so, I was starting to think it was because I wasn't clicking on the online dating site ads I constantly see.
        haha maybe Google assume you are gay if you don't click on their "find a female partner now!" dating ads

        Now get out there and start clicking :p
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        • Profile picture of the author rmoore
          This is one of the funniest things I've read on the WF.

          Honestly...I have about a dozen clever things to say, but will have to hold back

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  • Profile picture of the author CDarklock
    Originally Posted by mki View Post

    why do they think I want ads for same sex relationships?
    Probably because you don't click on the ones for opposite sex relationships.
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  • Profile picture of the author Steven Miranda
    Are you trying to tell us something in an indirect way ?
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  • Profile picture of the author michael scott
    well, this is a pretty creative way to come out of the closet.
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  • Profile picture of the author 1960Texan
    mki, welcome to the forum! You've already experienced some of the good-natured ribbing that occasionally goes on here. In that vein, and in regards to the original post,

    Well, Google doesn't think you're gay...

    Will
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  • Profile picture of the author Dwight Anthony
    You've possibly got some spyware and adware gone crazy on your machine. download something malware bytes free and do a full scan. also, spybot search and destroy is a good one as well.
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    • Profile picture of the author mki
      Followup: I cleared cookies & dumped the cache and I haven't seen one since, back to ads for seo/icontact/engage.

      Edit:

      Are you getting a lot of gay porn spam? I've noticed that Google will serve not just gmail ads but also Adsense ads on other sites, based on emails I have read.
      You know what, kind of; I subscribe to a few usenet groups and there was some porn spam that I probably accidentally opened since I'm used to clicking the mail subject and pressing the delete key on the keyboard (doesn't work with web based clients, you end up reading the mail, which generates a page filled with adsense ads related that content... and is probably exactly why I'm seeing those ads.)
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    Occams Razor ...
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  • Profile picture of the author candoit2
    Originally Posted by mki View Post

    Hello, I'm not sure why but I noticed for the past few days that many singles ads have been replaced by ads for homosexuals. I've seen the same few ads a few dozen times now showing up on completely unrelated sites.

    How exactly does google (and internet markets) figure out that I'm single and why do they think I want ads for same sex relationships? Is this just some adsense campaign gone haywire? I started noticing this unusual trend when stumbling through many random websites.
    Sounds like that retargeting or whatever you call the ads that follow you around the internet... http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/30/te...30adstalk.html

    Aaron
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  • Profile picture of the author TrekkieGrrrl
    Originally Posted by mki View Post

    Does does google think I'm gay?
    Not that there's anything wrong with that.....

    /Seinfeld quote
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  • Profile picture of the author JonWebContent
    This reminds me of about 5 years ago when former baseball star Mike Piazza held a press conference to announce he's not gay.

    He opens the press conference....

    "First off, I would like to say - I'm not gay"

    Glad we could clear that up, Mike!
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