Google now offering free Wireless?

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  • Profile picture of the author Mike Hlatky
    Aren't they a month early for this?

    EDIT: This is 4 years old - http://www.google.com/tisp/press.html
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  • Profile picture of the author petevamp
    LMFAO this sounds like it is going to be one of googles april fools jokes to me. You honestly think that they have guys down in the sewer 24/7 just waiting to connect a fiber optic wire so that you can have free internet access. I think not it is a good theory and all but I highly doubt this is going to be 100% reality.
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  • Profile picture of the author yourreviewer
    It is Google's April 1st joke. It was funny reading some people in other forums chatting seriously about it like how to get it and have it installed

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google's_hoaxes
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  • Profile picture of the author VegasGreg
    Installation:

    Installing a typical home TiSP system is a quick, easy and largely sanitary process -- provided you follow these step-by-step instructions very, very carefully.

    #1 Remove the spindle of fiber-optic cable from your TiSP installation kit.

    #2 Attach the sinker to the loose end of the cable, take one safe step backward and drop this weighted end into your toilet.



    #3 Grasp both ends of the spindle firmly while a friend or loved one flushes, thus activating the patented GFlush™ system, which sends the weighted cable surfing through the plumbing system to one of the thousands of TiSP Access Nodes.

    #4 When the GFlush is complete, the spindle will (or at least should) have largely unraveled, exposing a connector at the remaining end. Detach the cable from the spindle, taking care not to allow the cable to slip into the toilet.

    #5 Plug the fiber-optic cable into your TiSP wireless router, which has a specially designed counterweight to withstand the centripetal force of flushing.

    #6 Insert the TiSP installation CD and run the setup utility to install the Google Toolbar (required) and the rest of the TiSP software, which will automatically configure your computer's network settings.



    #7 Within sixty minutes -- assuming proper data flow -- the other end of your fiber-optic cable should have reached the nearest TiSP Access Node, where our Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers (PHDs) will remove the sinker and plug the line into our global data networking system.

    #8 Congratulations, you're online! (Please wash your hands before surfing.)
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