I'm Here To Rip Your Head Off

To use a common vernacular term of one of my former professions, it means I'm here to make money and make sure you pay more then you're supposed to for something.

I'm an Internet Marketer, former Car Salesman, former Yellow Pages Salesman, and even a former Picture Salesman. From what I can gather of stereotypes of these professions, I'm one of the biggest scumbags, liars, and cheats around. My entire goal in life is to screw over people I call 'customers' but who are really 'sheep in front of my truck.'

My websites are there to cull these unsuspecting people into a funnel where they invariably will lead themselves and their hard earned cash into my wallet.

I am not ethical at all. I enjoy pissing on morality and those who can't understand why I do what I do.

It's all for the money, of course.

What do I care that you're a father, mother, sister, brother, with mouths to feed and things to do and bills to pay? All that matters is that you're funding MY expensive habits. I don't own a mansion, but boy do I love strip clubs and partying, as well as some not-so-legal substances.

I'm a complete scumbag. And you're here to get advice from me. I give you some rehashed bull****e and you're happy as a clam, till you realize it doesn't work and I send you another link to the PREMIUM version of what I sent you. Little do you know there's a Silver, Gold, and Platinum version as well.

I do so enjoy hanging out on the beach while you cry and go into debt.

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Apparently, this is how most of us are seen.

I personally cannot avoid rocks/**** being thrown at me, because I really was a used car salesman. People automatically think I'm out to sell them something and get as much money as I can from them. Just one of those things, I suppose.

But I know for a fact that the majority of marketers on this forum are here to really learn, to increase their knowledge and be better at what they do. Those who have knowledge, will more often than not, hand a bunch of it out for FREE! Shocking, yeah, I know. But its what we call Camaraderie around here. There's plenty of information here for free, and most of the successful people on this forum DO NOT MIND OFFERING HELPFUL ADVICE IF YOU ASK.

I was new at one point as well, and was afraid as all get out to ask guys like Steven Wagenheim or Bill Farmer or Caliban Darklock or Tina Golden or Dan C Rinnert or anyone with a name and reputation on this site for help. God forbid that I do that! What if they make fun of me?

Then one day, I said, I really don't understand something. I really don't. I messaged one of the aforementioned people, and they offered me all the help they could. I ended up buying a guide from the guy! But it was because he helped me out and that particular guide is something I felt I needed to invest in.

Yes, I do troll around the forum a lot. You'll see me give bull****e answers all the damn time, just for the sake of giggles. But if you ask me to be serious, I'll do whatever I can to help and make sure you get the best advice I can give.

Because that's how most of us around here work. We want to help, we want to see others succeed. We want YOU to make your online business a success so you can tell others about this great place and be happier with what you do.

But there are people who still, constantly, have to come here and call us scam artists and thieves and everything else under the sun.

Used Car Salesman seems to be one of the worst insults.

Not that I care, I learned to sell stuff as a car salesman, I also learned to treat my customers right and make sure they're happy.

For instance, here's a good story as to why you should work hard for anyone:

A few years ago, when I first started out in the car business, I tried selling a gentleman on a car. He was a nice guy, and I spent a good few hours with him, working with him, talking, browsing, etc. In the end, my company would not sell him a car. He had nothing nice to say about my company. But he loved the fact that I worked with him even when they were telling him no. He became my friend and took me out for dinners many times after that. He'd recommend his friends to talk to me if they needed a car, DESPITE THE FACT MY COMPANY DID HIM WRONG.

I learned valuable lessons in my time there.

I learn new lessons here all the time. I'm happy to help. I'm happy to play around. I'm also happy to troll the real trolls with nothing useful to say.

This is a forum for making friends, networking, and having fun when we're taking a break from work. It's also the best library for IM knowledge this side of the pecos! TREAT IT AS SUCH! You can become more successful the more you talk, try to help, and just interact, because people will notice you and will help if you ask them.

So, my fellow marketers, tell me, what causes you to keep using this forum, and what is the best story you have of how you go above and beyond for your customers?

-Sean Sheehan