I'm so disgusted by this!
DISGUSTING SPAM!
I turned on my tv to watch my favorite show on a channel I get for free, but those SOB 'spammers' kept interrupting my free entertainment with their commercials to try and sell me something.
The TV station spammed me too... because they allowed two different ads for two different kinds of paper towels.
They're spamming me with choices, and now I have to THINK! BLASPHEME!
How dare they?
Don't they know that I've already elected someone to do all my thinking for me so I can sit in my recliner, and enjoy mindless entertainment for free?
Well, I guessed I would turn on the radio to listen to some free music while I read the comic strips in the newspaper that I get delivered... for free.
Well that damn radio is into spamming now too... Do you now that they interrupt the music you get to listen to for free with more SPAM commercials advertising to try and sell you something, making you THINK and make more decisions?
This is getting out of hand...
And as I'm skimming through my newspaper, past the section of who got arrested for what last week (this one I actually read), and past the news of what's going on the world, and my local area, and completely disregarding the business section altogether except to pull it out to toss it aside so it won't offend my delicate sensibilites later, I am 'STOPPED' by the 'classified' section. Damn!
MORE SPAM advertising of people trying to sell me something!
Houses, Cars, Boats.... stop SPAMMING me with ads to buy things you should know I can't afford... I'm trying to get to the comic strips you SOB's!
Oh look, here's a section on jobs. This one says you can work from home. But your specs have to meet their requirements for working with their software! DAMN SPAM ad for a SCAM! Don't they know that their business is supposed to adapt to ME?!
I guess I'll read a magazine! Look! This one is going to tell me who the winner of next Weeks' Big Brother will be, which low-life is the Baby Daddy on Maury tomorrow, and who Kate what's her name is dating now... plus two more articles, one on how to deep fry chicken and another on homemade beer.
WTH!?? The very first page is another SPAM advertisement... for some new perfume. Don't these idiots know I'm allergic to perfume? How dare they try to advertise this to me. I should sue them. The FTC should sue them. I could DIE if I bought that perfume!
This magazine is FULL of SPAM advertising!
Oh look here... stories of women who started their own home business...
WAIT A MINUTE!!! All their stories tell me about their businesses! MORE SPAM ADVERTISING!
That's it! I'm going on the Internet to look up this magazine and file a complaint against them with the Better Business Bureau.
But.. magazine is owned by newspaper, newspaper is owned by radio station, radio station is owned by tv station... and tv stations owns...
More TV stations
More radio stations
More magazines...
More companies that aren't even related! Like a toothpaste company, and a running shoe company, and a soup company!!! WTH is this? Has the world gone mad?
Now they're going to publish/broadcast more stuff to sell more SPAM advertising...
And then the radio plays the same regurgitated songs over and over again... so they can put more of their SPAM advertising in my face
And the tv station starts playing reruns of the same shows, so they can put more of their SPAM advertising in my face.
These people are SPAMMING their ADVERTISING everywhere!
We have to stop all this SPAMMING!
I keep trying to file my complaint about all this SPAM advertising on the Internet, but every time I search for 'advertising'.... I just get more SPAM telling me how to start my own business!
I don't have time to start a business! I have to STOP SPAM ADVERTISING
... and set my DVR for Big Brother and Maury... eh... I don't care so much about Kate 'What's Her Name'.... she's just on TV to SPAM me with advertising to get me to buy her book!
*This has been an announcement from the "Wake UP, Grow Up And Get A Life Foundation."
I turned on my tv to watch my favorite show on a channel I get for free, but those SOB 'spammers' kept interrupting my free entertainment with their commercials to try and sell me something.
The TV station spammed me too... because they allowed two different ads for two different kinds of paper towels.
They're spamming me with choices, and now I have to THINK! BLASPHEME!
How dare they?
Don't they know that I've already elected someone to do all my thinking for me so I can sit in my recliner, and enjoy mindless entertainment for free?
Well, I guessed I would turn on the radio to listen to some free music while I read the comic strips in the newspaper that I get delivered... for free.
Well that damn radio is into spamming now too... Do you now that they interrupt the music you get to listen to for free with more SPAM commercials advertising to try and sell you something, making you THINK and make more decisions?
This is getting out of hand...
And as I'm skimming through my newspaper, past the section of who got arrested for what last week (this one I actually read), and past the news of what's going on the world, and my local area, and completely disregarding the business section altogether except to pull it out to toss it aside so it won't offend my delicate sensibilites later, I am 'STOPPED' by the 'classified' section. Damn!
MORE SPAM advertising of people trying to sell me something!
Houses, Cars, Boats.... stop SPAMMING me with ads to buy things you should know I can't afford... I'm trying to get to the comic strips you SOB's!
Oh look, here's a section on jobs. This one says you can work from home. But your specs have to meet their requirements for working with their software! DAMN SPAM ad for a SCAM! Don't they know that their business is supposed to adapt to ME?!
I guess I'll read a magazine! Look! This one is going to tell me who the winner of next Weeks' Big Brother will be, which low-life is the Baby Daddy on Maury tomorrow, and who Kate what's her name is dating now... plus two more articles, one on how to deep fry chicken and another on homemade beer.
WTH!?? The very first page is another SPAM advertisement... for some new perfume. Don't these idiots know I'm allergic to perfume? How dare they try to advertise this to me. I should sue them. The FTC should sue them. I could DIE if I bought that perfume!
This magazine is FULL of SPAM advertising!
Oh look here... stories of women who started their own home business...
WAIT A MINUTE!!! All their stories tell me about their businesses! MORE SPAM ADVERTISING!
That's it! I'm going on the Internet to look up this magazine and file a complaint against them with the Better Business Bureau.
But.. magazine is owned by newspaper, newspaper is owned by radio station, radio station is owned by tv station... and tv stations owns...
More TV stations
More radio stations
More magazines...
More companies that aren't even related! Like a toothpaste company, and a running shoe company, and a soup company!!! WTH is this? Has the world gone mad?
Now they're going to publish/broadcast more stuff to sell more SPAM advertising...
And then the radio plays the same regurgitated songs over and over again... so they can put more of their SPAM advertising in my face
And the tv station starts playing reruns of the same shows, so they can put more of their SPAM advertising in my face.
These people are SPAMMING their ADVERTISING everywhere!
We have to stop all this SPAMMING!
I keep trying to file my complaint about all this SPAM advertising on the Internet, but every time I search for 'advertising'.... I just get more SPAM telling me how to start my own business!
I don't have time to start a business! I have to STOP SPAM ADVERTISING
... and set my DVR for Big Brother and Maury... eh... I don't care so much about Kate 'What's Her Name'.... she's just on TV to SPAM me with advertising to get me to buy her book!
*This has been an announcement from the "Wake UP, Grow Up And Get A Life Foundation."
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