This is hilarious - everything sucks

lolololololololol you mean that everything sucks when you suck??

yes, you are right...

RDG :p

No Steven....Everything sucks when it doesn't work out for you...and THEN you give up and blame the whole world and everyone else for your problems.

Funny and eye-opening! The amount of negativity being posted about well...sucks!

Gravity is a myth - the whole world sucks. And sometimes it spits, and sometimes it swallows...:rolleyes:

How To Write Ads That Suck

Ads that are created in a compelling way have the potential to suck in more prospects than ever. There are many professionals who state that using this particular method in order to acquire leads and develop a business is one of the most difficult marketing methods. However, this strategy does not have to be challenging. If you are looking to succeed, it is important that you are equipped with the most productive means of creating ads that suck. Here, you will learn a few tips and tricks that can assist you in your endeavor.

The first thing that you must understand when it comes to creating ads that suck is that you must keep it very basic. Simplicity is the key to success! Many individuals make the mistake of attempting to make a sale proposal through the advertisement itself. When it comes to ads that are geared toward sucking traffic to your website, simple ensure that your advertisements are functional in this particular manner. Encourage the reader to simply visit your website; do not attempt to sell them the main product in your website.

The first thing that will motivate the reader to get sucked in is the headline that you use. Believe it or not, an enticing headline is the most important element of your ads. There are many "keywords" that will have a greater impact on the amount of readership that will be sucked in than others. You should research those advertisements that seem to be successful and develop a list of these words that suck. Some of the most successful ads that suck today use words like "Free", "Truth", "Secret", and similar words in the headline. If you take the time to put the necessary work into your headline, you will experience a suction of targeted traffic to your website.

Once you have established an understanding of what sucks in an advertisement, and have established an effective and compelling headline, it is time to develop the sucky ad. The first line is the most difficult to create. It is this line that will have the largest impact on your readers. It is this line that will inform your reader why they should keep reading. It is this line that effectively markets that which you are advertising. People will normally read your advertisement to discover what is in it for them. This first line should educate them on this very important information. Losing your readers here can prove to be devastating to your business, so, be sure to take the time to develop the suckiest possible first line.

Once you have created the headline and the first line of your ad, the rest of the advertisement should flow rather easily. It is important to use interesting words, sentences that are short and to the point, and expressions that suck in the overall interest of the reader. By doing so, you are creating a genuine interest that will keep your reader wanting more. This desire to learn more is what will allow you to suck in more prospects than ever before.