Anybody want some free design work?

Not even sure if I'm allowed to "advertise" a free service? If not, I apologise in advance and will promptly delete.

I actually got this idea after reading someone else's post about recieving poor quality work from other designers on the forum and elsewhere. I've been building sites, graphics, flash, you name it for years but really only for my own ventures. Never really had the desire to go out and design for other people when I can just do it for myself and make a lot more money. A couple years back before I hit my stride in IM I did freelance a bit, but that sort of thing really paled in comparison to what I ended up doing on my own.

But I do have some free time now that I just graduated and am doing the whole internet marketing thing fulltime, so I figured if any of you need assistance then why not.

There's no catch, and I know senior members/mods are really going to scrutinize this post for the trap door or hidden trip wire.

But here goes notihng: If you need a site designed (and implemented, I know CSS, PHP, Flash, Joomla, Wordpress, uh, pretty much everything), graphics designed, anything... let me know and I'll do it for nada/free (ie: I don't want your money) with tender love and kindness :p

Like I said though, I don't even know if this type of post is allowed! I read the rules and didn't decipher anything prohibiting this sort of crazy outlandish behavior. Hmmm. Well, if the post goes down it'll go down and if not, then hurray for victory!