She's Breaking My Heart

by danayala

Posted: 13 years ago 18 replies

INTERNET MARKETING

So some years back I met her. Internet Marketing.

I saw her. She was breathtakingly beautiful, and I was helplessly attracted to her from the very beginning. I just can't help it. I'm drawn to her, and there's nothing I can do.

She's always been on my mind, and I'm always wondering how to make our relationship work, but I always feel so misled most of the time. Like there's something that I'm supposed to know that I haven't figured out yet. It's so frustrating.

My family and friends tell me I'm crazy. They tell me that I should have looked for a more "normal" relationship to be in...a relationship that's more like everybody else's, but I can't do that. I really think it can work.
I just can't shake this disappointment that I feel, though. I feel let down a lot, and on top of that she accuses me of things!

She says I don't spend enough time with her. That can't be right! I spend a whole five hours a week with her, but she still won't give me what I want! Isn't that crazy?

I even spend money on her! I spent a whole $50 on her last week, and I still can't make her happy!

I don't really know what to do anymore. Maybe I should just walk away.
I guess maybe she's just not for me, because...it couldn't be me...right?

#breaking #heart #internet marketing

Giftys

13 years ago

1. It's you
2. You've got a career in writing

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riveram269

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Giftys

1. It's you
2. You've got a career in writing

Agreed.

If you were aiming to make people laugh you succeeded. Very good personification of Internet Marketing. Most of what you say is true to most people.

I hope you and her can work things out soon though.

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Matthew Shane Roe

13 years ago

Originally Posted by riveram269

1. He either did this to make a point to everyone bitching about how nothing works and everything is a scam because THEY do everything right.

Or....

2. He wants help learning how to make money online. That can't be the case though judging from his sig file... It's got to be #1

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Ben Armstrong 13 years ago

She's been seeing me behind your back buddy.

And a whole heap of dudes on here from what I understand.

Best just to get yourself tested and move on.
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- JohnMcCabe 13 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Ben Armstrong
  
  She's been seeing me behind your back buddy.
  
  And a whole heap of dudes on here from what I understand.
  
  Best just to get yourself tested and move on.
  
  Yep...
  
  Seems the lady is a tramp. (Sorry, Mr. Sinatra)
  
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  Yogini 13 years ago
  
  I wonder if this is specific to internet marketing as a friend of mine who does day trading expressed a similar sentiment. Perhaps twenty years ago those who did mail order marketing would've also felt this way.
  
  It may be this pertains to anyone who wishes to not be tied to a conventional type of job but to have a lifestyle outside the general path most people take. Nicely written piece.
  
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EcommerceBusiness 13 years ago

Sounds like you thought she was a cheap date, for you to get what you want from her you'll have to spend more time with her and more money on her... Depending upon her neighborhood, she can get very expensive and high maintenance indeed...
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Victoria Gates

13 years ago

She is also Bi... Women know what women need a lot of times.. I am sorry.. but I love her.. cant you see? Even though shes a <self censored>.. I want to treat her real nice.

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E. Brian Rose

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Victoria Gates

She is also Bi... Women know what women need a lot of times.. I am sorry.. but I love her.. cant you see? Even though shes a <self censored>.. I want to treat her real nice.

No thread is a good thread unless you mix in some lesbian pillow talk.

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lauraca94 13 years ago

hahahaha lol your post is just too funny...
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- marcuslim 13 years ago
  
  lol it's all about commitment and how far you are willing to go to make the relationship work, and this involves sacrifice in terms of time and money. No one ever said the relationship's gonna be easy
  
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Steven Miranda 13 years ago

They tend to always break your heart in the end... is it not how the story goes? Just keep your head up...lol
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sbucciarel Banned 13 years ago

If I were her, I wouldn't give you anything for 50 bucks and 5 hours either. That's just not enough commitment for me.
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- Bill Farnham 13 years ago
  
  Just buy her a vacuum cleaner for her birthday.
  
  Then you'll see if she loves you back...
  
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- Michael Mayo 13 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by sbucciarel
  
  If I were her, I wouldn't give you anything for 50 bucks and 5 hours either. That's just not enough commitment for me.
  
  Suzanne, How bout a 100 bucks and 10 hours?
  
  :confused:
  
  Have a Great Day!
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  sbucciarel Banned 13 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Michael Mayo
  
  Suzanne, How bout a 100 bucks and 10 hours?
  
  :confused:
  
  Have a Great Day!
  Michael
  
  That's more like it.
  
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- Steve B 13 years ago
  
  Sounds to me like you're trying to win her over with sweet talk, candy and flowers.
  
  Forget that nonsense. You need to bring brass knuckles, full body armor, and an AK-47 to this fight.
  
  She'll never be impressed by timid wimpy milk toasts. Grab her by the throat, pin her with a headlock, and squeeze her til she meets your demands.
  
  She could care less about you and me or anyone else. She is only impressed by toughness, focus, and unrelenting pressure over time.
  
  I've heard many say she's not worth the effort. But you'll never know for sure until you've gone to battle.
  
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Alfredo Carrion 13 years ago

You just need to go all the way!
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