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closed [No it isn't. Really. Look!]

by srizer
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This thread is Closed

[Moderator Note: No, it's not. For the benefit of those who missed the original, this person, and I use the term loosely, wanted advice on what features we'd all like to see in a piece of software he's developed for forum spamming.]
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  • Profile picture of the author R Hagel
    Sounds very spammy.
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  • Profile picture of the author omavo
    I am totally against spamming of any sort. I know what I go thru daily trying to delete spam posts on my forum.
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  • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
    Speaking officially as a moderator, I think you have a lot of nerve asking people in a discussion forum how they want to destroy discussion forums.

    Speaking unofficially as a member, I hope every hard drive you ever write data to crashes irrecoverably. I hope you develop crippling qwertyphobia, and run screaming into the night every time you even see a keyboard. I hope you never have another conversation, in any medium, without being interrupted by some obnoxious twit who wants to sell you a time share in the Sudan. And I hope your mother finds out what kind of offspring she raised.

    That is, mind you, the polite version of things.


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    • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
      Paul,

      Stop sitting on the fence.


      @The OP: The word is "scrape", not "scrap".

      And I think your application is crape.


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      • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
        Frank,
        Stop sitting on the fence.
        Can't. If I said what I was actually thinking, I'd have to ban myself.


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        • Profile picture of the author SteveJohnson
          Originally Posted by Paul Myers View Post

          Frank,Can't. If I said what I was actually thinking, I'd have to ban myself.


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          Yeah, but you could just make it a temporary ban to make sure you taught yourself a lesson. A couple of minutes would do it, I'm sure.
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      Originally Posted by Paul Myers View Post

      Speaking unofficially as a member, I hope every hard drive you ever write data to crashes irrecoverably. I hope you develop crippling qwertyphobia, and run screaming into the night every time you even see a keyboard. I hope you never have another conversation, in any medium, without being interrupted by some obnoxious twit who wants to sell you a time share in the Sudan. And I hope your mother finds out what kind of offspring she raised.
      LOL.......
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    • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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      Originally Posted by Paul Myers View Post

      Speaking unofficially as a member, I hope every hard drive you ever write data to crashes irrecoverably. I hope you develop crippling qwertyphobia, and run screaming into the night every time you even see a keyboard. I hope you never have another conversation, in any medium, without being interrupted by some obnoxious twit who wants to sell you a time share in the Sudan. And I hope your mother finds out what kind of offspring she raised.

      That is, mind you, the polite version of things.

      Paul
      lol ... don't hold back. Tell him how you really feel. I would post but just quoting this is sufficient.
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  • Profile picture of the author R Hagel
    Originally Posted by srizer View Post

    [Moderator Note: No, it's not. For the benefit of those who missed the original, this person, and I use the term loosely, wanted advice on what features we'd all like to see in a piece of software he's developed for forum spamming.]
    I guess it was rude of me to not answer his original question. He had a lot of features, like automated forum backlinking and spinning forum posts for additional "stable" backlinks. So OP, if you're still listening, here are additional features to consider:


    -- Software automatically sends a message to forum owner which insults his or her mother.

    -- Software automatically sends an invitation to forum trolls to join the forum, until there's nothing left on the board but spam posts and whiny rants.

    -- Software automatically hacks into the forum and changes the format of all legit posts to blue text on a black background, thus making them incredibly hard to read.

    -- Software automatically inserts the sig line, "You may be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debater." (Be sure NOT to give proper credit to Austin Powers.)

    -- Software automatically sends the Westboro Baptist church to protest on the forum.

    That's my wish list. Hop to it.
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  • Profile picture of the author srizer
    Its not like that I just closed this thread as people dont wish to discuss actual application and its working this tool is made for black hat method As many people here to using automatic blog posting,scrape box type of tools these are also a kind of spamming tool also on how many articles sites you post your article in proper category as far i know most of the application including AMR is not posting article to exact category, what about BMD how much it is accurate in categories , dont you think that it is a spam
    I found here people are not wish discuss about application and just pulling this thread with the comments which are not related to application improvements
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    • Profile picture of the author SteveJohnson
      Originally Posted by srizer View Post

      Its not like that I just closed this thread as people dont wish to discuss actual application and its working this tool is made for black hat method As many people here to using automatic blog posting,scrape box type of tools these are also a kind of spamming tool also on how many articles sites you post your article in proper category as far i know most of the application including AMR is not posting article to exact category, what about BMD how much it is accurate in categories , dont you think that it is a spam
      I found here people are not wish discuss about application and just pulling this thread with the comments which are not related to application improvements
      This may be OT, but how can you write an application when you seem to find it difficult to write a coherent paragraph?

      Sorry, just asking.
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      • Profile picture of the author R Hagel
        Originally Posted by SteveJohnson View Post

        This may be OT, but how can you write an application when you seem to find it difficult to write a coherent paragraph?

        He didn't write the post. He merely fed some other content through the spinner feature of his application just to demonstrate how well it works.

        Pretty nifty, huh?
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        • Profile picture of the author SteveJohnson
          Originally Posted by R Hagel View Post

          He didn't write the post. He merely fed some other content through the spinner feature of his application just to demonstrate how well it works.

          Pretty nifty, huh?
          The sound you hear is my hand slapping my forehead while I repeat, "Well, duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" as a mantra.

          Sometimes I think that in my off moments I'd make a good caller to the Mr. Obvious show
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  • Profile picture of the author Mac the Knife
    Me here thinks not liking spam application, with much posting about not good thinking much said but not said about this method of black hatness. I am wanting much good feedback and then thinking no but comments deleted and much crying and such, but feedback be good if many give to me, make money lots.
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    • Profile picture of the author Shazia Mirza
      Originally Posted by Macurdy View Post

      Me here thinks not liking spam application, with much posting about not good thinking much said but not said about this method of black hatness. I am wanting much good feedback and then thinking no but comments deleted and much crying and such, but feedback be good if many give to me, make money lots.
      Sure OP made a huge mistake, and probably not someone we would want as a warrior, and true many people are making fun of him, but I suggest only making fun of him and probably staying away from making fun of things he can't control.

      e.g. I would make fun of my friend for who he is, but not his gender or background.

      If someone is struggling with a language, I would leave it to that person instead of commenting on it.
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      • Profile picture of the author SteveJohnson
        Originally Posted by Shazia Mirza View Post

        If someone is struggling with a language, I would leave it to that person instead of commenting on it.
        As was pointed out to me, it appears that it's his software that is struggling with the language
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  • Profile picture of the author Mike Hill
    Ha ha...

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  • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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    @Macurdy: Haha, I see what you did there.

    @Paul: I happen to have a very nice Timeshare in the Sudan, don't link that nice place to a spammer such as this.
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  • Profile picture of the author Mac the Knife
    I am fine with your leaving it to that person and not commenting on it...darned if I always do what others do though. I get your point, it isn't their language or nationality, just their intelligence and poor judgement that is at fault. Nonetheless, PC should rule the day always, and forever, with no exception...;-)

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  • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
    Originally Posted by srizer View Post

    This thread is Closed

    [Moderator Note: No, it's not. For the benefit of those who missed the original, this person, and I use the term loosely, wanted advice on what features we'd all like to see in a piece of software he's developed for forum spamming.]
    So it's closed, not closed, closed, open again, closed and back again.

    I really can't believe someone has come here to discuss spamming forums. :rolleyes:. Actually, reading the OP, I can.
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    • Profile picture of the author Shazia Mirza
      Originally Posted by SteveJohnson View Post

      As was pointed out to me, it appears that it's his software that is struggling with the language
      Yup, things are beginning to make sense... LOL.

      Originally Posted by Macurdy View Post

      I am fine with your leaving it to that person and not commenting on it...darned if I always do what others do though. I get your point, it isn't their language or nationality, just their intelligence and poor judgement that is at fault. Nonetheless, PC should rule the day always, and forever, with no exception...;-)

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      Glad you understand Mac. Nothing against you, just me getting emotional

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      • Profile picture of the author JohnMcCabe
        I missed the original post...

        Correction. I didn't see the original post, but it doesn't sound like I missed anything.

        Anyway, this quote from Judy Scheindlin (Judge Judy) seems to fit.

        "Beauty is skin deep, but stupid goes to the bone..."
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        • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
          Its not like that I just closed this thread as people dont wish to discuss
          You write spamware, and you expect proper manners from the people who run the sites your garbage pollutes?

          If you'd been here a while and paying attention, you'd realize most of us don't much care for the other software types you mention, either. Even so, posting what you did is like asking Chris Knight what other "helpful features" he'd like packed into an article submitter that spins PLR and automatically embeds affiliate links on pharmaceutical-related keywords.

          "Epic fail" is a phrase I now grok in fullness.


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