Paying 100 Fore Sumthing That Is Field With Bugs.

15 years ago

Yes I definitely have...This is why I am now overly paranoid about purchasing any sort of software online that I have not seen a ton of recommendations or snips of feedback about first.

Google the script/program first and find out everything you can before buying. You will save yourself a ton of grief in the end. You may not find glowing reviews on it, but if there are bugs, you will certainly find the complaints. The complaints are always louder than the happy campers

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Paul Myers

15 years ago

Nope. We got to read your subject line and post for free.

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camforbes 15 years ago

Originally Posted by Paul Myers

Nope. We got to read your subject line and post for free.

Paul

awesome, Paul... You're too much. LOL.
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- ExRat 15 years ago
  
  Hi Paul,
  
  One word - SPLORF!
  
  PS (OK, I lied) this belongs in the 'field-bugs' forum in the nature section.
  
  PPS Wombat!
  
  PPPS I'm dying to know about the 'shoal' subhead.
  
  PPPPS How did 'plrpro pgb' get into the tags?
  
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Tsnyder 15 years ago

Originally Posted by Paul Myers

Nope. We got to read your subject line and post for free.

Paul

I'm officially nominating this for "Post of the Week"

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Chris Lockwood 15 years ago

Originally Posted by Paul Myers

Nope. We got to read your subject line and post for free.

Paul

Where is the Rimshot button for posts like this?

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- Paul Myers 15 years ago
  
  awesome, Paul... You're too much. LOL. --- One word - SPLORF! --- I'm officially nominating this for "Post of the Week" --- Where is the Rimshot button for posts like this?
  
  Tankeweverrymutch!
  
  For my next trick, watch me pull a hat out of this rabbi... err...
  
  Yuck.
  
  Anyway, the funniest thing in the thread for me, besides the fact that the OP hasn't commented yet, is seeing the little note next to the post. The one that says that 5 people thanked me for the "useful post."
  
  That is comedy, folks!
  
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  Paul Myers 15 years ago
  
  Oh. My. Dog!
  
  It's not a hoax. Look at the guy's web page. You can't make this stuff up, folks. He's... Wombat-worthy!
  
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- manzilla911 15 years ago
  
  I'm thinking of planting corn but I need to spray bug killer.
  
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  Paul Myers 15 years ago
  
  I'm thinking of planting corn but I need to spray bug killer.
  
  Dude, get someone to edit that sales page. That's just nasty!
  
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  ExRat 15 years ago
  
  Hi,
  
  Beware of any irregular behavior like -
  
  Does your partner suddenly brush off all kinds of religious faith or rituals?
  
  I knew there was a logical reason why she had suddenly brushed off all kinds of rituals. I continued with the daily wombat sacrifice alone, and had often wondered why every time I returned, the milkman was scurrying out of the porch half dressed.
  
  Now it all makes sense.
  
  These servisis are REAL good and worth checking out.
  
  I don't think I've previously experienced such a powerful call to action.
  
  Best Strate To the Pount Guide
  
  That's the one for me.
  
  Hi Manzilla911,
  
  I'm thinking of planting corn but I need to spray bug killer.
  
  You're a good sport.
  
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  Glenn Grundberg 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Paul Myers
  
  Dude, get someone to edit that sales page. That's just nasty!
  
  Paul
  
  Holy Sh*t, (recoils in horror)...
  
  That is truly a boil on the backside of the Internet.
  
  I nominate this guy for "Prince Of The Wombats".
  
  This is actually a really great "indirect testimonial" to the value of having a Copywriter help you.
  
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  Paul Myers 15 years ago
  
  Glenn,
  
  I nominate this guy for "Prince Of The Wombats".
  
  Nah. Wombats are grammar cops. This one is a wombat's wet dream.
  
  In 13+ years online, I don't think I've ever seen a sales page that was so... weird. The layout is nice, but the copy is just bizarre.
  
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Eric Stanley

15 years ago

Please spell check before you post, titles too

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Paul Myers 15 years ago

Roger,

Normally I don't wombat people. This guy is from Michigan, and has what look more like deliberately stylized spellings than actual mistakes.

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- Andy Money 15 years ago
  
  Uhh.. sounds like you got a hell of a deal. You paid $100 for a field. How many acres? It's filled with bugs...? Most fields are filled with bugs, don't complain dude that's a great real estate find!
  
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iainvw

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Eric Stanley

Please spell check before you post, titles too

"Paying 100 Fore Sumthing That Is Field With Bugs"

Out of the three typos in that heading (if you don't count the missing $), spell-check would have picked up only one, as the others are real words, though used in the wrong place.

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Eric Stanley

15 years ago

Originally Posted by iainvw

"Paying 100 Fore Sumthing That Is Field With Bugs"

Out of the three typos in that heading (if you don't count the missing $), spell-check would have picked up only one, as the others are real words, though used in the wrong place.

Iain

*Grammar

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Tortue

15 years ago

Ok well now I feel really stupid for responding...LOL.. But I was trying to be helpful and just assumed english was not the OP's first language.

But then again, maybe I truly am the dunce and the field was a golfcourse (fore??) with bugs, and not really a script? Silly me....

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Andy Money

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Tortue

Ok well now I feel really stupid for responding...LOL.. But I was trying to be helpful and just assumed english was not the OP's first language.

But then again, maybe I truly am the dunce and the field was a golfcourse (fore??) with bugs, and not really a script? Silly me....

I was just kidding, I'm sure that's not what he meant.

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sunnyman

15 years ago

Come on, guys -- some people just hav theese andicapp - thay cent halp iit !!

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Talltom1

15 years ago

Well, they're is only too of us left in Meechigan, and it weren't me. Cuz I no how to spell bedder than him.

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JohnMcCabe

15 years ago

Obviously the script he got ripped off on was a spelling/grammar checker. If I paid a hunnert something an thass da bestest I got, Ida been peaced off two...

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Ron Kerr 15 years ago

I am fairly sure the cheating spouse site will never be penalised for duplicate content.
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- Paul Myers 15 years ago
  
  Ron,
  
  I am fairly sure the cheating spouse site will never be penalised for duplicate content.
  
  Probably true. Still, he could end up with decent traffic if he boosts his rankings by posting drivel and using his sig file to generate keyword specific links from authority sites...
  
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Talltom1

15 years ago

Ya know, in all seriousness, I do feel bad for making fun of the OP. So, if you're still hanging around, there's tons of great resource material here. Obviously one area you can safely assume that you need to work on is the grammar and the spelling. After that, you need to advance to writing targeted copy that sells.

My apologies to the original poster...

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Jared Alberghini

15 years ago

OK OK, this has been an entertaining post, a little hazing goin on, a little off the main topic, but I just realized something of great value that I got from the OP, indirectly...

The last I checked, this was still the World Wide Web... (there are many non-native English speaking folks here too if you have forgotten...) and search engines don't discriminate against proper spelling. Sure they give you a 'did you mean this' correction, but they still spider and link to the documents with the mispelt werds (puns intended) don't they?

There wouldn't be an entire SEO niche that revolves around misspelled keywords, domains, etc. if it wasn't a big SEO factor, now would there?

Food for thought...

This is the great value that I have learned from this post, and I hope others can understand what I'm talking about.

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manzilla911

15 years ago

LOL thanks for that. I no I do have some set backs. But I will let you in on something. Now this thing that I'm going to let you in on is is what everyone of you want. It is what everyone thinks of when it comes down to security. It is the thing that drives us all and it is the thing that I WILL succeed at I swear it! I will become successful at Internet Marketing. And I will post my testament of accomplishment on this Forum, then all of you will know that you do not need perfect spelling, perfect anything, heck you do not even need to be good at anything to get what you desire. All you need to do is to take a step then another one till you get to where you need to go!

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ExRat

15 years ago

Hi Manzilla911,

I will post my testament of accomplishment on this Forum, then all of you will know that you do not need perfect spelling, perfect anything, heck you do not even need to be good at anything to get what you desire. All you need to do is to take a step then another one till you get to where you need to go!

That's a great attitude. So tell me - how did you make that last post perfect? With a spell checker?

To be straight with you, we have had a lot of spammers here recently, posting one line posts, which causes a lot of problems. And often these spammers aren't too careful about how, or what they post. So, speaking for myself, I wasn't entirely sure whether yours was a spam post or not.

Plus, the way your forum name is constructed (a word and then numbers) is similar to the recent influx of spammers.

So are you not a spammer, but just someone who doesn't always spell correctly?

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15 years ago

Originally Posted by manzilla911

LOL thanks for that. I no I do have some set backs. But I will let you in on something. Now this thing that I'm going to let you in on is is what everyone of you want. It is what everyone thinks of when it comes down to security. It is the thing that drives us all and it is the thing that I WILL succeed at I swear it! I will become successful at Internet Marketing. And I will post my testament of accomplishment on this Forum, then all of you will know that you do not need perfect spelling, perfect anything, heck you do not even need to be good at anything to get what you desire. All you need to do is to take a step then another one till you get to where you need to go!

Spoken like a true warrior!

As manzilla walks off singing...

I put a spelling on you
'cause you're mine
I can't stand it 'cause you put me down
You know I can't stand it
I put a spelling on you
'cause you're mine....

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Paul Myers 15 years ago

Manzilla911,

Interesting how the spelling and syntax improved in that post.

Jared,

I rarely get on someone about such things, unless they're claiming to be comptent writers and teaching something related to it, or bashing someone else for grammar. This guy lives in Michigan, and his choice of idiom suggests American-born. That, or someone familiar enough with the language that they should not make these kinds of mistakes.

I am probably as aware of the challenges of writing English as a second language as anyone here. This is a tough language, with a lot of odd usages. The only time I usually correct someone for whom it's obviously ESL is if they've said something that could cause problems because of interpretation.

Take a look at the tags on this post. Look at the guy's other posts, and see if you don't see an additional motive for this that isn't stated. And see if you don't spot things that look more like style choices than plain mistakes.

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Scot Standke

15 years ago

The first thing that came to mind for me was...

this guy just got a new copy of Dragon Naturally Speaking
and he used it right out of the box without proofreading

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WinsonYeung

15 years ago

Well. i never pay for someone to create a software for me before

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Steve Mount

15 years ago

At first I thought the OP was just trying to be sarcastic with this spelling.......... annnndd then I went to his website.

LOL!

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JayXtreme

15 years ago

How I now to makeh teh monisez here?....

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Eric Lorence 15 years ago

And this thread is still on the front page? :rolleyes:
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Joseph Then

15 years ago

this is intheresting. d websight are fillup with a big of errors of gamma and spell mistake!

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sammor 15 years ago

Originally Posted by Joseph Then

this is intheresting. d websight are fillup with a big of errors of gamma and spell mistake!

Hey Jo

I just cancelled my subscription at Comedy Central. At least this is FREE!

You guys are hillarious .
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- manzilla911 15 years ago
  
  A little inside info from my life. The school tells me I have dyslexia, Are you joking I do not see things backwards. The hospital informs me of some problems during my berth. They suggest that my learning differences come from that. Yes, ok so I completely bled out so..
  
  The fact of the of it is that I understand and comprehend differently then a lot of people. American schools are catered to teaching the masses, because of this I had to teach my self.
  
  I'm sick of people expecting me to be a little behind at everything because I read, write and just think differently. You can think that it is a flaw but like I wrote I think "differently"!
  
  From the picking, poking and hazing that I have received within my life I have maintained a focus on one day I will have more then the masses. So I surrounded myself with a select group of millionaires, bye going to business camp as a teen to going to seminars as a adult. Do to my learning differences i can not just understand the blueprint of successes that my friends try so hard to teach me, so instead I focused on the mined set that they have develop.
  
  The Internet allows me my own piece of paper to develop a unique blueprint. The successes that I get are intangible and it lasts my hole life.
  
  PS. This is more me reinforcing of my understanding then it is a response
  
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  Paul Myers 15 years ago
  
  That would explain the American idiom and the spelling. The syntax oddities still confuse me, but I'm hardly an expert on reading disabilities. You certainly do much better when you apply yourself (or whatever tool you just used on that post, if that's what it is.)
  
  Get someone to help you put the content in order. You're not doing yourself any favors by making people work that hard to try and interpret what you've written. Too few of them will bother, because they don't know - or care - why it's written that way.
  
  Dude, we all have things we suck at. If you're not BSing, you deserve major kudos for not letting yours stop you. But making the rest of the world fight your challenges with you isn't going to be productive, in the long run.
  
  They won't do it.
  
  As far as thinking differently, I have good news for you: We all do.
  
  Language is just an interface, with rules that let us exchange ideas that we could probably never understand if we tried to exchange them directly. That's why the conventions are so important.
  
  Your experience has probably taught you that more clearly than most.
  
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kennethtang

15 years ago

OK, everibodi shut up. I give free report to those who give me testicles in return. Mesej me and I send you report. U rid then rite me testicles, oright?

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Charles E. White 15 years ago

Originally Posted by kennethtang

OK, everibodi shut up. I give free report to those who give me testicles in return. Mesej me and I send you report. U rid then rite me testicles, oright?

ROFLMAO Ken!

Heil Paul, I thut evryone frum Mishican speld that wey! Go Bucks!
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TLTheLiberator

15 years ago

Looks like a darn refund is in order.

Hopefully it won't be too much trouble.

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sammor

15 years ago

Hi new here,
Trying to learn about IM ,and stumbled upon this .

Let me get this right...Is somebody paying $100 and a free e-book, if you send your testicles to a corn field to get eaten by bugs.

Whats the address?

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