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15 years ago

John isn't there a reason Riley's in Japan and he only drinks the water down version of whiskey.

I found a book that might help him, it's called "How to care for your hamster" only $9,999 today for Kevin as a special offer. Tomorrow it's back to it's normal price of $0.99

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Kevin Riley

15 years ago

Oh yes! A lowly haggis-breath calling out a Riley. This should be good for a laugh. I hope your momma raised a boy who doesn't cry too easily.

I pick up your sheep-doo infested gauntlet and accept your ridiculous challenge.

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John Taylor

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Kevin Riley

I pick up your sheep-doo infested gauntlet and accept your ridiculous challenge.

Don't bend down too low, one of your over-amorous
rodents might get the right idea.

VegasVince's show was a kindergarten compared with
what you've got coming.

John

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Glenn Grundberg

15 years ago

Originally Posted by John Taylor

Don't bend down too low, one of your over-amorous
rodents might get the right idea.

VegasVince's show was a kindergarten compared with
what you've got coming.

John

John, there's a much bigger problem here...

Kev's neighbor just sent me this shot of his laundry line in his back yard...

Never mind the hamsters...

He's "bothering" the wildlife!

hehehe:p

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Elmer Hurlstone 15 years ago

This may be interesting.

Two, ostensible, gentlemen-both likely down in their cups-battling it out on BTR.

One a PLR master and the other "Mr. Original".

Are there lessons to be learned and, if so, what are they?

Methinks they may wish to employ a moderator with "kill button" capabilities.

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Dana_W

15 years ago

I am SOOOOO there.

I'm just happy this isn't going to be on USTream TV, because Kevin Riley in his mankini, and John Taylor in his kilt with a good gust of wind...

Oh God. I'm going to go wash my brain out with soap right now.

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Kevin Riley 15 years ago

Originally Posted by Dana_W

John Taylor in his kilt with a good gust of wind...

Oh puhlease. Did you have to fill my mind with images of shriveled chicken giblets?
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- John Taylor 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kevin Riley
  
  Oh puhlease. Did you have to fill my mind with images of shriveled chicken giblets?
  
  It needs to be filled with something.. that little
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  Btw Mr Kevin, have your guinea pigs given birth already? :p
  
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  Kevin Riley 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by misako
  
  Btw Mr Kevin, have your guinea pigs given birth already? :p
  
  Have you not heard of the hamster infestations of Osaka? We had a population explosion at the labs, and now the streets of Osaka are awash with hamsters. Cars are at a standstill and even trains are being slowed down.
  
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  Frank Murphy 15 years ago
  
  OMG! Really, i think i should book the next flight back to Japan to see if i can help stop the invasion!!!!
  
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  Kevin Riley 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by misako
  
  OMG! Really, i think i should book the next flight back to Japan to see if i can help stop the invasion!!!!
  
  It's too late. A pack of them was last seen streaming onto a Tokyo-bound Shinkansen.
  
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R Hagel

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Dana_W

I am SOOOOO there.

I'm just happy this isn't going to be on USTream TV, because Kevin Riley in his mankini, and John Taylor in his kilt with a good gust of wind...

Oh God. I'm going to go wash my brain out with soap right now.

Too bad you thought about it in permanent marker, eh?

Cheers,
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Alexandre Valois

15 years ago

Just so you all know, I predict the rebirth of mankinis for spring 2009.

You read it here first!

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Dana_W

15 years ago

http://www.maniacworld.com/hamster-dance.jpg

Misako, I think you are already too late. Shortly after this secret photo of Kevin and his radioactive-waste-mutated hamster was snapped, the hamsters escaped and are raging through downtown Osaka as we speak.

The carnage is devastating. THANKS, Kevin! You and your labs are more dangerous than Jimmy Neutron, and HE sent the world into a second ice age.

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Glenn Grundberg

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Dana_W

http://www.maniacworld.com/hamster-dance.jpg

Misako, I think you are already too late. Shortly after this secret photo of Kevin and his radioactive-waste-mutated hamster was snapped, the hamsters escaped and are raging through downtown Osaka as we speak.

The carnage is devastating. THANKS, Kevin! You and your labs are more dangerous than Jimmy Neutron, and HE sent the world into a second ice age.

That's...disturbing.

Hey Riley- can I run the chat console for you guys? :p

I promise not to editorialize too much...

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15 years ago

Originally Posted by Dana_W

http://www.maniacworld.com/hamster-dance.jpg

Misako, I think you are already too late. Shortly after this secret photo of Kevin and his radioactive-waste-mutated hamster was snapped, the hamsters escaped and are raging through downtown Osaka as we speak.

The carnage is devastating. THANKS, Kevin! You and your labs are more dangerous than Jimmy Neutron, and HE sent the world into a second ice age.

Is that Kevin in a swinsuit? U gota kiddin me, dana? I think i m gona be sick

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Dana_W

15 years ago

Originally Posted by hidman

Is that Kevin in a swinsuit? U gota kiddin me, dana? I think i m gona be sick

You've never seen the Kevin Riley Mankini photo?

Now I can't find the link. Help me out here, people.

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Barbara Eyre 15 years ago

Got my reminder set.

Gonna have to pop down to the local ABC down the street and get some WHISKEY - Irish WHISKEY (I have more Irish blood in me than Scottish blood).

Hmmmm, but I do have BOTH in me ... I won't know who to root for! :confused: hehe
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Peter Bestel

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Dana_W

You've never seen the Kevin Riley Mankini photo?

Now I can't find the link. Help me out here, people.

Unfortunately I think all copies of that photo have been destroyed.

As it happens, Kevin's been eating too much of his own recipes and it wasn't a true reflection of his current state of 'fitness' and John's been getting into the 'spirit' of his adopted homeland.

So...

Are you ready?

Should be a fair bout methinks

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Richard Tunnah

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Peter Bestel

Unfortunately I think all copies of that photo have been destroyed.

As it happens, Kevin's been eating too much of his own recipes and it wasn't a true reflection of his current state of 'fitness' and John's been getting into the 'spirit' of his adopted homeland.

So...

Are you ready?

Should be a fair bout methinks

Good god Peter...did you have too?? That's my tea gone for a burton now!

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Scott Million

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Peter Bestel

Unfortunately I think all copies of that photo have been destroyed.

As it happens, Kevin's been eating too much of his own recipes and it wasn't a true reflection of his current state of 'fitness' and John's been getting into the 'spirit' of his adopted homeland.

So...

Are you ready?

Should be a fair bout methinks

...lol.

Will this be a blog talk radio showdown?

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Alex Sol 15 years ago

Originally Posted by Peter Bestel

Are you ready?

Should be a fair bout methinks

Props for some mad PS skillz! :p:p
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Tom B Banned 15 years ago

Originally Posted by Peter Bestel

Should be a fair bout methinks

I keep waiting for something to drop from Taylor's kilt.
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  I keep waiting for something to drop from Taylor's kilt.
  
  Ok Ok... I couldn't resist it Thomas... Sorry in advance JT :
  
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Paul Myers

15 years ago

Dana, Dana, Dana...

radioactive-waste-mutated hamster

Sheesh. Some people's kids...

It's "Adolescent Radioactive Black Belt Hamsters." You're looking for the spin-off edition, "Adolescent Radioactive Black Belt Hamsters Massacre the Japanese Invasion."

Really. Look it up. Kevin's probably got the whole run. In the same pile as his "New Kids on the Block" magazines.

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Paul Myers

15 years ago

By the way, my money's on JT. For one thing, us iBOSS members have to stick together.

Leaving aside such petty loyalties, Riley is an obvious fraud. Anyone who's ever run a real lab knows you use guinea pigs in them, not hamsters. Kevin probably couldn't tell a "standard" hamster from a Peruvian if you spotted him the rosettes.

Paul

PS: For the benefit of the heathen among us, that's "International Brotherhood of Old Scotch Swillers."

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Bev Clement

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Paul Myers

Riley is an obvious fraud. Anyone who's ever run a real lab knows you use guinea pigs in them, not hamsters. Kevin probably couldn't tell a "standard" hamster from a Peruvian if you spotted him the rosettes.

Paul, you missed out an important fact, I have trademarked the term guinea pigs here on the Warrior Forum. :rolleyes:

My money is also on John, I mean he's British do I need any other reason

Bev

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David_Thompson

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Paul Myers

Leaving aside such petty loyalties, Riley is an obvious fraud. Anyone who's ever run a real lab knows you use guinea pigs in them, not hamsters. Kevin probably couldn't tell a "standard" hamster from a Peruvian if you spotted him the rosettes.

Paul

Paul, maybe the hamster-man have bad eyesight or something
and just couldn't tell the difference between guinea pigs and
hamsters...or it could be one rodent is just like any other...lol

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Kevin Riley

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Paul Myers

By the way, my money's on JT. For one thing, us iBOSS members have to stick together.

Leaving aside such petty loyalties, Riley is an obvious fraud. Anyone who's ever run a real lab knows you use guinea pigs in them, not hamsters. Kevin probably couldn't tell a "standard" hamster from a Peruvian if you spotted him the rosettes.

Paul

PS: For the benefit of the heathen among us, that's "International Brotherhood of Old Scotch Swillers."

Must be a Scot thing, this rampant lack of brain cells. I do feel sorry for you lot, not having been blessed with the brains and dashing good looks that Irish genetics bring to the table.

Hamsters have been used in numerous lab experiments of late. All part of budget cuts, which I would expect a pair of skinflint Scots to hold dear to their cold hearts.

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David_Thompson

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Kevin Riley

Must be a Scot thing, this rampant lack of brain cells. I do feel sorry for you lot, not having been blessed with the brains and dashing good looks that Irish genetics bring to the table.

Hamsters have been used in numerous lab experiments of late. All part of budget cuts, which I would expect a pair of skinflint Scots to hold dear to their cold hearts.

I was just wondering when you would show up....

Can't let the Scots give you sticks like that...LOL

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Jonathan Heusman 15 years ago

Obviously the Scots have been drinking a wee bit too much Whiskey. No wonder you guys are always chasing small men dressed in green at the end of rainbows. Or wait, is that the Irish? Nevermind...
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Peter Bestel

15 years ago

Now THIS is what this forum is all about!

Let it be a fair fight, with no hair-pulling, biting, scratching, name-calling... awe, who am I kidding, go for it fellas and may the winner be whoever can spell whisky correctly.

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Ken Leatherman

15 years ago

Oh Man! I can't wait for this battle to begin. It's going to be the best shootout since the O.K. Corral or better yet High Noon.

John would be Cary Grant in High Noon and Riley the leader of the Clanton gang. err make that the hamster gang.

Can't you just see what Dana described on the streets of Laredo

make that Tokyo.

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Bev Clement

15 years ago

At least Peter they both speak proper English and say niche and not nitch. The only disagreement with spelling is whisky and whiskey.

Give Riley some white wine and he is putty in your hands.

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Kevin Riley 15 years ago

Originally Posted by Bev Clement

Give Riley some white wine and he is putty in your hands.

Yuck. That's only good for invalids and wee children.
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Mike McBride

15 years ago

Riley is forever bugging me. He's like an itch
you can't reach. Forever taking cheap shots
about Scotland and Malt Whisky.

OK, I'm confused - what's wrong with Malt Whisky?

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John Taylor 15 years ago

Originally Posted by Mike McBride

OK, I'm confused - what's wrong with Malt Whisky?

Absolutely nothing Mike. It's Riley who's
confused, he takes shots at the spelling
of Whisky... instead of taking shots OF
Whisky.

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Bev Clement

15 years ago

Mike, Riley always says Whiskey is better.

Whisky = brewed in Scotland

Whiskey = brewed anywhere but Scotland

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Kevin Riley 15 years ago

Originally Posted by Bev Clement

Whiskey = brewed anywhere but Scotland

Not anywhere. It must be brewed in the only country that knows how to both create drops of pure nectar and enjoy them - Ireland.
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John Taylor

15 years ago

OK, Riley has checked his diary and although
it's full of flower arranging and knitting classes,
he found a one hour slot:
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Kevin Riley

15 years ago

Originally Posted by John Taylor

OK, Riley has checked his diary and although
it's full of flower arranging and knitting classes,
he found a one hour slot:
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Great. I'll bury my knitting needles in your thick skull, you porridge-swilling, chicken-squeezing, skirt-wearing, sheep molester.

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John Taylor 15 years ago

Is that the best you can do Riley?

Snivelling about like a wee unwashed rodent, infesting
the dark and dirty corners.

Be a man.. venture outside and get to know your local
flock.
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Kim Standerline

15 years ago

Well I've set my reminder lol

This should be fun (she says ordering popcorn and WHISKY)

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RobinSkeen

15 years ago

I'm assuming that the 6:00 p.m. time is MY local time? I don't want to miss this. Stocking up the popcorn and Whiskey.

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ExRat

15 years ago

Hi,

SPLORF!

Look at the state of the tags -

hamster, loving, paging, riley, weirdo

At last, a useful, sensible, on-topic thread.

PMSL here.

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R Hagel

15 years ago

Ah, thanks for pointing that out, Roger. The tag list was incomplete, so I added one.

Cheers,
Becky

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JohnMcCabe

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Kevin Riley

Have you not heard of the hamster infestations of Osaka? We had a population explosion at the labs, and now the streets of Osaka are awash with hamsters. Cars are at a standstill and even trains are being slowed down.

I'm on my way to the rescue with a tanker of barbecue sauce in tow. I just hope the whiskey holds out until I get there...

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Mike McBride

15 years ago

Hmm ... this thread reminds me of the old joke:

An Irishman and a Scot walk out of a pub...

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Bev Clement

15 years ago

Becky you spelt it incorrectly, it's WHISKY

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R Hagel

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Bev Clement

Becky you spelt it incorrectly, it's WHISKY[/SIZE]

Like I'm going to take spelling lessons from the person who spelled two words wrong in one sentence.

(And Bev -- check the tags on this post now.

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cheers,
Becky

p.s. I second what Kim said -- I lose a little lunch every time someone quotes and reposts the pics. It's no longer a mankini to me, it's a IJustTossedMyCookinis.

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Bev Clement

15 years ago

Originally Posted by R Hagel

Like I'm going to take spelling lessons from the person who spelled two words wrong in one sentence.

(And Bev -- check the tags on this post now.

)

cheers,
Becky

p.s. I second what Kim said -- I lose a little lunch every time someone quotes and reposts the pics. It's no longer a mankini to me, it's a IJustTossedMyCookinis.

I know I added the correct spelling to the tags.

BTW spelt is correct if you use British English

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Nightengale 15 years ago

ROFL! My stomach hurts... Thanks for the entertainment!

Michelle

The photo of Riley IS awful though...
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- Chris W. Sutton 15 years ago
  
  You have GOT to be kidding me! Kevin Riley and John Taylor together on one show? That will be like watching paint dry! Neither one of them have a brain the size of a piss ant!
  
  Let's up the ante a little bit and do something exciting. Make it like the olympics. Here are my predictions on who will win what...
  
  Best Judy Garland Soundalike - John Taylor hands down
  
  Best-Looking in a Mankini - Neither
  
  Best English Speaker - Kevin Riley (John doesn't)
  
  Best Pub Brawler - hmmmm... I have to give John the edge on that one
  
  Best Allen Says Brown Noser - Ooooooh, that is a really difficult one because they are both great at it but I will give the edge to Kevin
  
  Best Joke Teller - Definitely John
  
  Best Looking in a Kilt - Ummm, NEITHER
  
  One With the Best Saying About Wives - Oh, definitely John Taylor
  
  The Toughest - Draw... neither one of them could whoop Olive Oyl with one hand tied behind her back
  
  Who would win if they were having a fight, riding a donkey that jumped off a very high cliff? The rest of the Warrior Forum!
  
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15 years ago

This looks just fantastic. Are these recorded? I don't want to miss it.

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Kim Standerline

15 years ago

OMG

Do u mind, I just had my tea

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RobinSkeen

15 years ago

That was utterly gross. Thanks for uploading THAT into my brain. I have to scald it with hot water now.

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Dana_W 15 years ago

Originally Posted by RobinSkeen

That was utterly gross. Thanks for uploading THAT into my brain. I have to scald it with hot water now.

Bleach might work. I plan to try.
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Richard Tunnah

15 years ago

Does this come with free popcorn for listeners??

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John Taylor

15 years ago

Now we know where Riley keeps his sweaty socks and
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John Taylor

15 years ago

Do you think Riley's worked out that he's going to
have to get his lazy ass out of bed at 7am on a
Saturday morning?

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Jim M 15 years ago

Originally Posted by John Taylor

Do you think Riley's worked out that he's going to
have to get his lazy ass out of bed at 7am on a
Saturday morning?

John

I hope you have fun...........

I'm getting my lazy ass out of bed at 6am on Saturday morning..........

and going to Florida for a week........YEEE HAAA
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- KarlWarren 15 years ago
  
  I feel really bad...
  
  I didn't know what I'd started when I leaked the Riley Mankini pic that he insisted on sending me when I ordered one of his products. What disturbs me most is that there are MORE of them, and this time he's waxed all his body hair off?!?!?!
  
  Dana... I still have the pic, but I'm frightened now - I'm not sure where this will all end. Kevin seems to be taking these pics all over the place, I think he's grown quite partial to this particular garment.
  
  Anyways... as the evidence shows, Kevin has overindulged over Christmas - time to kick the hamsters off the treadmill and jump on there yourself Mr Riley
  
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Dana_W

15 years ago

I can't look. Tell me when it's safe to look again.

Kevin Riley, for the love of all that's holy, do some sit ups.

John - stop being so in touch with your inner Scott and put on some pants before a good strong wind sweeps by and the WF gets to know you WAAAAY better then we intended.

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Ken Leatherman

15 years ago

My Wife just puked down my shirt collar and fell dead in a faint. I hope we have video of this event. Me I'm ROTFLMBO.

I swear I'm not going to miss it like I did Vegas Vince. Give me the link so I can go listen to it please.

Ken Leatherman
The Old Geezer

Now my picture should return you to sanity and you won't even have to use bleach.

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15 years ago

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kf

15 years ago

What time zone is the 3:00 PM time that is listed?

Being of Scottish Irish descent my wee self, I would like a fighting chance of listening in.

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Kevin Riley

15 years ago

Originally Posted by kf

What time zone is the 3:00 PM time that is listed?

Being of Scottish Irish descent my wee self, I would like a fighting chance of listening in.

You're in Victoria I see. My old stomping grounds. Went to Camosun in the 80s.

Obviously, you'll have to support the Irish-Canadian-Swiss-Japanese side on this.

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kf

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Kevin Riley

You're in Victoria I see. My old stomping grounds. Went to Camosun in the 80s.

Obviously, you'll have to support the Irish-Canadian-Swiss-Japanese side on this.

Kevin - I'll tell you Victoria is a great place to be while the rest of Canada is in a deep-freeze.

And I'll be happy to be entirely global and schizophrenic with my support of sides (be it kilts, whiskey or hampsters) *if* I can figure out the time zone.

Anyone know what time zone is the 3:00 pm listed for?

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Kevin Riley 15 years ago

Originally Posted by kf

Kevin - I'll tell you Victoria is a great place to be while the rest of Canada is in a deep-freeze.

Yup. Always enjoyed it when we tortured the Torontonians with the annual flower count.

Anyone know what time zone is the 3:00 pm listed for?

I believe that be PST. BTR goes by your computer clock.
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Kim Standerline

15 years ago

Mother of God

Please will people stop quoting with that dreadful foto

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Originally Posted by Kim Standerline

Mother of God

Hahaha...priceless...you're just reading along and then BAM!

...classic.
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Originally Posted by Kim Standerline

Mother of God

Please will people stop quoting with that dreadful foto

Kim, I posted the thing and I agree.
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Originally Posted by Kim Standerline

Mother of God

Please will people stop quoting with that dreadful foto

LOL -- I was just about to say... once wasn't bad enough? Six or seven times...
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Thaddaeus T. Hogg 15 years ago

Shewt Miz Bev, wudn't nobody want to be a referrin thut thar showdown cause yew jest wudn't be able to understand a dadgum thing they said. Taint neither one a them thar boys speak nary a word a English.

Sides, I gots a feelin thut neither feller wears any underdrawers an I shore don't wanna be a seein any of thut thar stuff. An even iffin any folk wus a wantin to see Mr. Riley underdrawerless, yewd have to have one a thum thar tellie photo lenses jest to see anythin!

Thut thar photo shore makes him look like he's the big boar in woods but, actually Miz Bev, thut thar is where he keeps his purse!
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John Taylor

15 years ago

I've got some killer questions for the hamster
lover, but if you've always wanted to ask
Riley a question.. let me know and I'll try to
slot a few of your questions into the show.

Let's put the bearded lady on the spot.. he
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Bev Clement

15 years ago

Chris are you going to be the referee for this one? I mean you always understand proper English and John & Kevin speak the same language except for whisky/whiskey.

That would make for an interesting programme with you moderating the chat there

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Adam Jackson

15 years ago

OMG....sory I dont tyep so wel wihtout beign able too se tha keyobard. Teh picutres haev bunrt my eyse.

Cat'n wait to hera thsi shwo.

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Alice Seba

15 years ago

LOL...now the tags are:

bev can't spell, hamster, irish can't make whisky, loving, paging, riley, spelt, weirdo, whiskey, whisky

By the way, hamsters smell funny. I'd need a lot of Canadian WHISKEY to hang out with those creatures.

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15 years ago

Bev,

TM? Pfeh! Them's intellectual property issues. Don't you know they don't matter here?!

And yes, you do need more of a reason than that... One that's correct would work, for starters. JT ain't a Brit, he's a Scot!

David,

Eyesight? The real problem is that Riley sees anything that has as much of its face covered with hair as his as a compatible life-form.

We'll leave the definition of "compatible" to others to discuss. But, just as a friendly warning, I wouldn't turn my back on him if I were you...

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15 years ago

Originally Posted by Paul Myers

Bev,

TM? Pfeh! Them's intellectual property issues. Don't you know they don't matter here?!

And yes, you do need more of a reason than that... One that's correct would work, for starters. JT ain't a Brit, he's a Scot!

David,

Eyesight? The real problem is that Riley sees anything that has as much of its face covered with hair as his as a compatible life-form.

We'll leave the definition of "compatible" to others to discuss. But, just as a friendly warning, I wouldn't turn my back on him if I were you...

Paul

Paul so I guess it's keep your back to the walls at all times, eh...

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15 years ago

David,

I guess it's keep your back to the walls at all times, eh...

Yup.

Short hair, you have to worry about Riley. If you have dreads, JT might be the concern.

Mid-length, maybe Mary Poppi... err... Bev is the ... ummm... Shutting up now.

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15 years ago

Kevin,

Sorry, but I have no Scottish in my ancestry. My paternal grandmother was named Weller, though, which you should recognize as a good Irish name. Parents from County Kilkenny.

It took a while, but she eventually forgave me for preferring Glenlivet to Jameson. I suspect she rolled over in her grave this weekend when I cracked open a bottle of Laphroaig.

I have more family from David's part of the world than from Ireland, though. Half Swedish. Before he changed it, my great-(maybe twice)-grandfather's name was Frissiov Sigismund Johansson.

You will be glad to hear that there's not a single hamster in my family tree.

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15 years ago

Originally Posted by Paul Myers

It took a while, but she eventually forgave me for preferring Glenlivet to Jameson.

OMG, you have no taste, you poor sad blighter. Although, I won't turn away a glass of Glenlivet.

Actually, since I have drank Old Crow and Corn Whiskey with that James Allen character, I guess you could say I never turn down anything that even comes close to resembling Whiskey.

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15 years ago

Bev,

I'll leave it to John to argue (or not) about his servitude to Her Majesty, Prince Charles. He may not wish to, given Camilla's resemblance to a pure-blood Merino.

BTW, that's a squirrel on the treadmill, not a hamster. You're clearly as near-sighted as Kevin...

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Kevin,

That last paragraph of that last post would have been almost correct, had you finished just before "that even comes close to resembling Whiskey."

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15 years ago

Originally Posted by Paul Myers

Bev,

I'll leave it to John to argue (or not) about his servitude to Her Majesty, Prince Charles. He may not wish to, given Camilla's resemblance to a pure-blood Merino.

BTW, that's a squirrel on the treadmill, not a hamster. You're clearly as near-sighted as Kevin...

Paul

Her Majesty, Prince Charles. That has to be a first

Camilla now that someone I haven't heard of since leaving the UK, or was that one of the reasons for leaving the UK :rolleyes:

I know it's a squirrel, someone didn't have the heart to let Kevin know, we thought it would confuse him to have to know what the difference was.

Back to the radio show, John will give Riley lots of aggro as only a Brit and can do. But, he might be a gentleman and say that Kevin is being "beastly."

Kevin will you stop talking a load of cobblers please.

Best of British to you John, don't let the side down.

As well as discussing whisky you both could talk about faggots and how you eat them for dinner.

Ok. I'm going now before you tell me to get lost.

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15 years ago

One of my favorite all time movie quotes...

"I'll have a scotch on the rocks, please. Any scotch will do... as long as it's not a blend, of course... Single malt, Glen Livet, Glen Galley, perhaps... any glen will do.

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OMG, you have no taste, you poor sad blighter. Although, I won't turn away a glass of Glenlivet.

Actually, since I have drank Old Crow and Corn Whiskey with that James Allen character, I guess you could say I never turn down anything that even comes close to resembling Whiskey.

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Kevin,

I won't turn away a glass of Glenlivet.

Well, you may be a deviant and a fraud, but you're clearly not a fool...

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Originally Posted by Paul Myers

Bev,

And yes, you do need more of a reason than that... One that's correct would work, for starters. JT ain't a Brit, he's a Scot!

Paul

That means I was right. JT is a Brit as he's a Scot. Now I would have be wrong if I called him English. I would say I'm a Brit even though I'm Welsh. We don't mind being called Brits, just don't call us English :p
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15 years ago

That's one scary looking picture man, this will scar the kids
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15 years ago

It's not my fault, Vegas Vince made me do it :p

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Originally Posted by Bev Clement

It's not my fault, Vegas Vince made me do it :p

I thought the top one was me Bev...but realised the hats were the wrong way round!
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15 years ago

ROFL!!! What a mankini! Couldn't resist - the karate kid hamster invaded Riley's body:

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15 years ago

Originally Posted by Maria Gudelis

ROFL!!! What a mankini! Couldn't resist - the karate kid hamster invaded Riley's body:

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Phew. I'm glad I don't suffer from epilepsy. As it is, I think my eyeballs went into seizure.

Medic! I need a Whiskey, pronto!

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JohnMcCabe

15 years ago

Originally Posted by David_Thompson

Paul, maybe the hamster-man have bad eyesight or something
and just couldn't tell the difference between guinea pigs and
hamsters...or it could be one rodent is just like any other...lol

--David

Guinea pigs have a lot more meat on them, but hamsters tend to be more tender...

Originally Posted by Kevin Riley

Must be a Scot thing, this rampant lack of brain cells. I do feel sorry for you lot, not having been blessed with the brains and dashing good looks that Irish genetics bring to the table.

Hamsters have been used in numerous lab experiments of late. All part of budget cuts, which I would expect a pair of skinflint Scots to hold dear to their cold hearts.

Kevin, I'll root for you in the Smackdown, with a wee glass of Wild Turkey and an iced spring water back... It's too bad the rest of the world can only be Irish one day a year.

And as a McCabe born on St. Pat's own day, I won't even turn down a cold green beer on that day...

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15 years ago

This is what we do around here with the hamster cousin:

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15 years ago

This time tomorrow night Riley will be skulking
in a corner licking his wounds.

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Originally Posted by John Taylor

This time tomorrow night Riley will be skulking
in a corner licking his wounds.

John

More likely, I'll be sitting here drinking to your demise.
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15 years ago

Well, well, a battle between the Scots and the Irish.

Being a bit of both, I'll just have to pull out a bottle of whisky and a bottle of whiskey and drink to the best points each of you make.

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May the best man win.

Thank you. Since we're not even sure if Taylor is a man, I take it you mean moi.
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  Well I was going to stay out of this because I sporfed my beer on the
  screen/keyboard but, I'm of Irish decent so I'll place my bet on whom
  ever can drink the most Moonshine. Yes, here in Kentucky we've perfected it.
  
  I've learned that only wimps drink whiskey or whisky....Peu.
  (It's like having a watered down beer!)
  
  Yes, we produce it here but, it's only for the wimps that can't handle the
  real stuff.(ie, MoonShine)
  
  I'll watch this brawl as long as I don't have to pay a dollar only to find
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  Sorry, some one pissed in my Wheaties today!...lol
  
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  I had some horrid corn whiskey with that low-bred James Allen. He tries to outdo himself for bringing the worst possible rotgut every time he comes to visit.
  
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15 years ago

Riley,

Shouldn't you be getting into shape ready for the show, you
flabby, hairy dipstick?

It's a good job it isn't being shown on uStream you don't have
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VegasVince 15 years ago

This fight is a tough pick for Vinnie. Hard to handicap. Hard to pick a clear winner.

It's experience vs. youth.

The odds in Las Vegas for Taylor vs. Riley.... are still "even money." I haven't figured out where the wise guy money is going yet.....so the fix definitely aint in.

John Taylor....is the wiley, cagey, grizzled veteran who has managed to out live 48 American Presidents....and never seems to get "old."

Tough to bet against an old ******* that never dies...especially if he has a couple of shots in him before the fight. But have years of drinking and hanging with young party chicks taken there toll on this once great champion? Or does he have on final last hurah in him?

Then there's the younger, faster, quicker.....Kevin Riley. Inexperienced...but hungry.

Riley...is a dude who has trained with the Yakuza....and some Geisha Girls who have more "kung fu moves" then the Karate Kid times ten.

They can kick ass and strip a dude of his rolex watch faster then the speed of light....and Riley has been learning the tricks of the trade from them.

Riley has been training hard in the bath houses...so he's definitely ready to take the title from Taylor.

It's experience vs. youth.

Tough call for Vinny here....but I'm droppin' 5 grand on John Taylor.....assuming he shows up sober.

I think he can out hustle the younger man and beat him...just like he's beaten Father Friggin' Time for like the past 217 years.

My pick: John Taylor by 7 round tko.

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15 years ago

Secret sources have revealed that Riley travelled
to the UK by Jumbo Jet (He can't get in anything
smaller) recently to attempt to sabotage Taylor's
internet access.

This half hearted and ill conceived attempt came
to our attention when it was discovered that Riley
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And the big breaking news story on the BBC is... a stolen hamster | Mail Online

Just how low will this mankini wearing weirdo go?

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Only 8 1/2 more hours until I put Taylor on a spit and roast him. I'd sell slices of him on a bun, but nobody wants tough old cuts like that.

Come join me for the weenie roast (well, there's something under that kilt I think) at:

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15 years ago

Beauty sleep?

I think you've been overdoing the ugly sleep! :p

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15 years ago

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15 years ago

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15 years ago

Round 1

Was kind of slow. John got a few good shots at Kevin and he got a couple
back, but it was a slow round.

John takes the round 3 to 2

Round 2

The fighters really came out swinging with sheep and all kinds of weird
animals with Kevin taking on the whole world with his dinner plans for 6
marketers.

Kevin takes the round 8 to 6

Round 3

Kevin continued with the quick jabs at John's solar plexus and face. John
made a comment about Kevin's mags. Kevin shot back about John's
drinking. The round actually ended rather slow with the fighters trying
to show their smarts. John got in a plug for the WF.

Kevin takes round 2 to 1

Round 4

The fighters starting talking about marketing models. Now we're getting
somewhere. The fighters seemed to be feeling each other out at this
point in the bout. Kevin did most of the talking with John carefully waiting
for an opening. No punches were thrown. The fans started to get
restless waiting for the brawl to begin.

Draw at 0 to 0

Round 5

John began the round talking about what he likes to do with his business.
He came up with some good tips on how to change over from an Adsense
model to either CPA or building your list depending on how well the
Adsense was going. Kevin got another shot on John being cheap. First
punch thrown in a while. And then the punches started, but quickly died
down. It was obvious the fighters were getting tired.

John takes round 2 to 1

Round 6

Kevin began talking about tools for his business such as Snagit and stuff
that he couldn't live without. He, of course, had to give Google a plug. He
must be on the payroll. Oh and a plug for Amazon too. Me thinks I smell
payola here. Then there was the plug for Camtasia, which is one heck of
a piece of software. I agree. In the meantime, John is nowhere to be
seen here as Kevin dominates the round just with his presence.

Kevin takes round 1 to 0

Round 7

While I waited forJohn to get back into this fight, I was starting to think
that he was about to lay down. But then he comes out swinging on Kevin's
looks. Kevin fires back a few shots. John fires back dragging Elmer
Hurlstone into the fight. Elmer escaped with only minor bruises. The judges
had trouble scoring this round with all the misdirection going on. But
Kevin's great shot about Scots being miserable took the round.

Kevin takes round 3 to 2

Round 8

Kevin came out swinging but John fired right back. Kevin seemed stunned
as he couldn't even follow the next question. John was back in the fight.
Would he move in for the kill or would he let Kevin wiggle his way back in?
John came out with some great philosophy on getting as many buy now
buttons as you can out there.

John takes round 2 to 1

Round 9

Kevin comes out swinging attacking the sheep again. He then gets another
subtle shot on fish. John never saw it coming. Kevin then did his rope a
dope ala Ali talking about lakes and something else that nobody could
follow, including John who was probably quite inebriated by this point in
time. Yet, he came out with some more great tips on sales before he
went off on a tangent that escaped even the judges. :confused:

Round was a draw at 2 to 2

Round 10

John comes out with two brutal right jabs sensing he was behind in the
fight. He confused Kevin with his list building question since Kevin's
grocery list was most on his mind sensing he was out of sushi for him and
hamster food for his rodents. Kevin started to stutter. John was ready to
move in for the kill as we moved into the last few minutes of the fight.

John takes round 2 to 0

Round 11

It's anybody's fight with only 5 minutes to go. The fighters were tired but
John was getting his second wind. Kevin was running out of stuff to say.
That was John's game plan all along. Let Kevin talk himself into oblivion.
It was working. The fans were waiting for just one of the fighters to land
one last blow to win this fight. But nobody could seem to get an edge
here. Would it end in a draw?

And then Kevin took the dive revealing the deep dark hidden secret about
the fish store. OH KEVIN WHY????

All John had to do now was just hold on for 2 minutes. Kevin was grasping
for a way to pull this one out. So he went back to talking about turning
around your marketing once you've screwed up. He seemed to be making
some progress. John let him talk. With a minute left, John took the final
shot calling Kevin a complete weirdo.

John Takes round 2 to 0

Final fight tally

John Taylor 22
Kevin Riley 20

The old man river wins it!!!!

Kevin, your hamsters are crying in their feed.

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Kevin Riley

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Steven Wagenheim

The old man river wins it!!!!

Kevin, your hamsters are crying in their feed.

It was a tough decision for me to let that toothless old dog win, but his off-air threat to send a truckload of haggis to my house - delivered by his gruesome family members who would be waving their kilts at us - led to me taking a dive.

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Elmer Hurlstone

15 years ago

Having listened to Messrs. Taylor and Riley in real time as they attempted to, briefly, out insult each other I would be forced to call the match a draw.

They accused each other of an inability to spell the word "whiskey"/"whisky" properly and traded the odd barb regarding clothing style and preference.

There were also a couple comments relative to animal husbandry.

I've known both John Taylor and Kevin Riley for quite some time and have, on occasion, done a bit of editing/proofreading for each. When it comes to proper spelling neither has a leg to stand on.

As to their personal dress style, let's face it; both of these guys are home bound marketers. In all likelihood they rarely wear anything more formal than raggedy bath robes, well worn jeans or beyond-their-time weird-print boxers.

Once they got past the obligatory nonsense they, seriously, talked marketing.

And that is where the value lies. Riley and Taylor each bring a great deal to the table.

It's a good table to sit to when they're talking.

Grab the link from one of the preceding posts and take a listen.

You'll find it's time well spent.

Elmer Hurlstone

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RobinSkeen

15 years ago

I missed it!!!!

Listening to the recording. Not the same. LOL

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Paul Myers

15 years ago

Steven,

The old man river wins it!!!!

But of course. I picked JT before the line.

Old age and treachery (especially when fueled by a good single malt) will beat youth and enthusiasm every time.

Paul

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15 years ago

Originally Posted by Paul Myers

Steven,But of course. I picked JT before the line.

Old age and treachery (especially when fueled by a good single malt) will beat youth and enthusiasm every time.

Paul

We shall see. I have backup. Once these guys get up his kilt, the old bugger'll be singing a different tune.

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Chris W. Sutton 15 years ago

I knew all along that the Doctor would win because he delivers a wicked rendition of "Over the Rainbow" that even Judy Garland couldn't top!
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Kevin Riley 15 years ago

Originally Posted by Johnsoncm

Wow, I saw those photos about ten minutes ago, and my brain just started remembering how to form coherent thoughts again. Scary.

I once saw a photo of Taylor where a sudden gust had blown his skirt up (Think ugly Marilyn Monroe) and I still have a hard time form coherent thoughts.
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  Peter Bestel 15 years ago
  
  As an englishman, living in Scotland who held Canadian citizenship until I was 21, I can tell you that this radio 'show' offended me on numerous levels.
  
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  Can you at least assure me that no animals, whether hamster nor haggis, were harmed in the making of this production?
  
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  Originally Posted by Peter Bestel
  
  Can you at least assure me that no animals, whether hamster nor haggis, were harmed in the making of this production?
  
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  Originally Posted by Kevin Riley
  
  I still have a hard time form coherent thoughts.
  
  Yes Kevin, but you've never had a coherent
  thought since birth, so don't expect things
  to change anytime soon. :p
  
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