Women of Warrior Street

[Charles E. White]

Originally Posted by Hillbilly Marketer

Mr. E. White,

I used to court a young fillie whut looked jest like yew. Her name wus Gertie Mae Lumpumbumpum an she wus jest the purtiest thang yew ever did seed. I wus jest wonderin iffin yew might be related to her somehow. Iffin yew wus from Arkansasie, yew might even be hitched to her AND related to her.

Yes, Gertie is my twin sister, it's hard to believe you dated her though, small world isn't it? By the way, she said the reason you two broke up was because you weren't a very good lover. She said she told you that but you said "I don't know how you could form that opinion in 30 seconds". She's a blabbermouth about everything.




Listen women, this idea is for charity (Allen's and Mine) and I'm sure since it is for charity that you wouldn't want us to spend a lot of money for things you really don't need, like clothes.

[Janet Sawyer]

Originally Posted by Charles E. White

Listen women, this idea is for charity (Allen's and Mine) and I'm sure since it is for charity that you wouldn't want us to spend a lot of money for things you really don't need, like clothes.

So, OK then, we bring our own clothes, and can sing as loudly and out of tune as we like.

If Roger has the Camera and is in charge of taking the pictures rather than rubbing the sun tan / screen on ( I think he volunteered for that, always allow one charity case per day! - and the rest of you pretentious guys well, you've missed your chance now!)

Here' s a real thought for you - and Allen.

Lucious Warrior Ladies on the one side and Sexy warrior men on the other side of the calendar.

No one ever sells Calendars that are displayed two months at a time

Would appeal to both sexes and other sexes too.

With all the people here involved in the forum you could have a:
Miss Warrior from the UK, Mr Warrior from the UK,
Miss Warrior from the USA, Mr Warrior from the USA,
Miss Warrior from HK, Mr Warrior from Japan,

Etc and so forth it's doable.

Kiva org could be the beneficiary!

The first ever Warrior Forum Calendar 2010 buy yours now only $9.97

Meanderings over.

Thanks for listening.......... but great idea anyway

p.s. no one was hurt in the posting of this response!

[Talltom1]

I wanna calendar!!!! A daily planner type thing....and Ms. January 14 is.....(drum roll pulleeeze)

Talltom

[ExRat]

Hi Charles,

Listen women

That's the spirit - treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen

[Writing Pete]

I like it... I like it a lot. LOL.

[Glenn Newsome]

Originally Posted by keyaziz

So what percentage of the profits we all getting then?

I don't think Charles is gonna like me if I head this project. I would give all lady warriors 100% profits!--I would just be happy with the fringe benefits-
Dang, getting to work with lady warriors--now, that is hot.

Originally Posted by Kim Standerline

Do we have to wear bikini's

Or less.

Originally Posted by Kim Standerline

Ahh I quite fancy myself as that erm warrior woman off the telly, was it Zena or something

She had a blonde sidekick if I remember

Alright, stop it now Kim. That vision is better left for the adult sites. I am seeing you.........ah, stop it already.

Originally Posted by Dana_W

Viking Helmets! I want a Viking Helmet! I can wear long braids and swing a spear or an axe or whatever those viking chicks used.

i mean, if we're going to be warrior women.

One Viking helmet and spear coming up!

Originally Posted by ShayRockhold

As long as I can bellydance in my bikini, count me in.

Woohoo, that's the spirit. Now, that's my kind of warrior woman.

Originally Posted by DeePower

Oooh -- and whoever has the worst singing voice in the group gets to launch her career as a singer/songwriter.

And that would be me.

Dee

It's a tough job, but someone has to do the auditions. I guess I could sacrifice this time.

Originally Posted by LADWebDesign

Oh, I see, this is one of those "yeah, do lots of work for me now, I'll pay you later" deals. Sheesh.

Linda

Oh no, see percentage you get above. Just don't forget about mine.

Originally Posted by gabby335

Aaaawwww!

Robin already picked Xena! Damned!

I guess I'll just be Gabrielle, then ... oh wait ... I ALREADY AM!

And ... where does the money come from ... and what's our cut!!! []

Originally Posted by Karen Blundell

that's what I want to know!
because if it's good then I'll wear the helmet with a bikini, maybe

see above answer.

Originally Posted by Janet Sawyer

So, OK then, we bring our own clothes,

I think he was strongly hinting at no clothes at all.

[Bev Clement]

[Bev Clement]

[Kim Standerline]

Ahh Xena that's the bird I was thinkin off.

Bev love the graphics lol

Originally Posted by RobinSkeen

I get to be Xena. Sword. Sandals. Miniski....oh wait. Never mind. Brumhilda it is. And I can't carry a tune in a bucket. I win the singing contract.

[Bev Clement]

I thought we should make it unisex, so who do you think each person is?

Hairy Person could be someone in Japan

Monkey asleep could be

I'll leave you to decide who is who.


BTW I lose on the singing as I was classically trained and sang semi-professionally for 12 years

[KBunn]

Okay I'm in. I had to think long and hard about it, but once you said it was for charity how could I resist?

Oh yeah, and as for the profile pic, it is mine. I mean if I was gonna fake it, I would have gone for someone a lot more attractive with a little less brains. Just let me know when to sign up!

BTW Bev, housework does make you ugly, that is why I try my very best to avoid it. I just pull the kids out from under the garbage heap each day, brush them off, and feed them something that doesn't look too rotten. All this while I type up EZA articles with my right hand. How's that for a warrior women? Just kidding of course, I probably have the cleanest kids in the world lol.

[Charles E. White]

Originally Posted by Bev Clement

I thought we should make it unisex, so who do you think each person is?

Yeah right!! Unisex, as long as it's all women is fine

[Alice Seba]

Originally Posted by Kim Standerline

Ahh Xena that's the bird I was thinkin off.

Bev love the graphics lol

And Xena's "buddy" was Gabrielle. I was Xena (made the costume myself) for Halloween in 1999.

[Tina M. Rideout]

Warrior Street Address - 0iCUiM2


Count me in.

Tina