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by xohaibx
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Sorry, had to remove the post cause it no longer makes sense.
#key #mark #question
  • Profile picture of the author CDarklock
    Browsing through the forum, I keep coming across threads started by someone who is not doing what I would do.

    While that's fine, it's awfully disconcerting to right-thinking people like myself, of whom you are clearly an inferior version. I mean, how hard is it for you to do what I would do instead of whatever you would ordinarily do, which is obviously stupid anyway because I don't do it and neither do people like me?

    Granted, they're still defective because they aren't actually me, but they're a whole lot better than you... because they are, at the very least, trying to be me.

    So do what I would do! It makes our lives - by which I mean people like me, who are the only people that actually matter anyway - a little less confusing while we walk through this world populated by inferior people like you.

    I mean, seriously, we have so many problems that stem directly from being surrounded by your lameness and failure. If you would just act a little more like us, we might start to think of you as potentially being adorable little pets, instead of the filthy vermin you really are.

    We might throw you some table scraps, or scratch you behind the ears, or even let you fetch our newspaper and slippers while we drink cognac and talk about what losers everyone else is.

    Accept it! You are already a loser, because you are not me. Your only real purpose on this planet is to come to terms with this, accept that you are not and will never be me, and make my life a little less unpleasant by aspiring to be more like me. It should be the entire focus of your existence.
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    • Profile picture of the author Justin Says
      Originally Posted by CDarklock View Post

      Browsing through the forum, I keep coming across threads started by someone who is not doing what I would do.

      While that's fine, it's awfully disconcerting to right-thinking people like myself, of whom you are clearly an inferior version. I mean, how hard is it for you to do what I would do instead of whatever you would ordinarily do, which is obviously stupid anyway because I don't do it and neither do people like me?

      Granted, they're still defective because they aren't actually me, but they're a whole lot better than you... because they are, at the very least, trying to be me.

      So do what I would do! It makes our lives - by which I mean people like me, who are the only people that actually matter anyway - a little less confusing while we walk through this world populated by inferior people like you.

      I mean, seriously, we have so many problems that stem directly from being surrounded by your lameness and failure. If you would just act a little more like us, we might start to think of you as potentially being adorable little pets, instead of the filthy vermin you really are.

      We might throw you some table scraps, or scratch you behind the ears, or even let you fetch our newspaper and slippers while we drink cognac and talk about what losers everyone else is.

      Accept it! You are already a loser, because you are not me. Your only real purpose on this planet is to come to terms with this, accept that you are not and will never be me, and make my life a little less unpleasant by aspiring to be more like me. It should be the entire focus of your existence.
      You sir. Are my hero.

      I feel like a loyal loser now XD

      For some reason this reminds me of Star Wars and Fight Club though.
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      • Profile picture of the author tpw
        Originally Posted by Justin Lewis View Post

        I feel like a loyal loser now XD

        So are you more like a "loyal loser" or a "royal loser"??
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        • Profile picture of the author Justin Says
          Originally Posted by tpw View Post

          So are you more like a "loyal loser" or a "royal loser"??
          I'm the "fun" loser The one that plays video games, rides motorcycles, and works on his laptops all day.

          In the end. I think the final discussion on this subject is that we don't care. It's not that big of a deal. Sure, I hate when people talk like they have no sense whatsoever, but I don't blame them for it.

          Not everyone knows proper grammar.. hell my sentences turn into runons all the time. But even so (I started this sentence with "But"), people still tend to understand what I'm saying, asking, or simply wanting to share.
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa
    Really.

    Do you think this thread is getting all that many answers.

    Or do you think people arent answering because they think it's a rant.

    What do you think the reason is.

    All the best;
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  • Profile picture of the author nicholasb
    whats a question mark key

    I love grammar and punctuation experts, I own a very successful publishing company and can hardly spell or put a sentence together.

    They hate the fact I am working on an 8th grade education and completely destroy their incomes.
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  • Profile picture of the author AlexTheKid
    Wouldn't you get more impressions by not doing it yourself though?
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  • Profile picture of the author stoogefest
    Says the guy who posted a topic called "......."
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    • Profile picture of the author tpw
      Originally Posted by stoogefest View Post

      Says the guy who posted a topic called "......."

      You opened it!! :p
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      • Profile picture of the author xohaibx
        Okay guys, time to break the silence.

        None of you is wrong when you say that it's not a 'big deal'.

        But hey, I wasn't venting out anything here that was major either - It was only to help someone or anyone who may not be getting the response because of how the thread's title is put. It was to help, not to blame.

        I wasn't trying to give anyone a grammar lesson nor prove that I'm awesome in any way. That was not my intention, trust me.

        So that's about it. No hard feelings with anyone whatsoever.
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        • Profile picture of the author George Wright
          Originally Posted by Mustafa Khundmiri View Post

          ...I wasn't trying to give anyone a grammar lesson nor prove that I'm awesome in any way. That was not my intention, trust me.

          So that's about it. No hard feelings with anyone whatsoever.
          No hard feelings except now you have my Grammar up in arms, she was in the kitchen reading the Warrior Forum on her Fridge mounted iPad and now she won't bring me the cookies she baked for me and Grampar.

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  • Profile picture of the author George Wright
    What's going on here? I've read this thread 3 times and I still don't know what's going on here. Did I miss something that got deleted? And what about the subject ..... ?

    I feel as if I'm in the middle of a flash mob and everyone knows what to do except me. Or did I just do it?

    George? Wright?
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  • Profile picture of the author magiclouie
    Originally Posted by Mustafa Khundmiri View Post

    Browsing through the forum, I keep coming across threads started by someone who's got a question or questions to ask.

    While that's fine, many times it's simply not clear in the title! I mean, how hard is it for you to use a simple question mark to denote that you're actually asking a question?

    Use it. It makes our lives a little less confusing, and yes, it helps you get A LOT more answers.

    Thanks!
    If I may put my 2 cents in?

    Actually, you do have a point only that the approach of your thread is not that polite. If only you stated in a way that you are suggesting in a good manner.

    Instead of saying this, "I mean, how hard is it for you to use a simple question mark to denote that you're actually asking a question?", why not saying into something like this, "I think adding a question mark at the end of your question could surely make a lot of sense."

    The way you approach is like you are questioning and correcting the others as if you are the grammar expert.

    Again, this is just my opinion.

    Magiclouie
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  • Profile picture of the author stoogefest
    George your avatar is creepy. Every time I look at it with my peripheral vision, I see a gray alien
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    • Profile picture of the author George Wright
      Originally Posted by stoogefest View Post

      George your avatar is creepy. Every time I look at it with my peripheral vision, I see a gray alien
      There's a marketing story behind that avatar. I'll tell it one day.

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  • Profile picture of the author sal64
    I think the OP was trying to say what's in here....

    If you want the right answers... ask the right question.
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  • Profile picture of the author stoogefest
    Dennis you aren't far behind. I picture you hugging your dog with a pair of rapist glasses
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    • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
      Originally Posted by stoogefest View Post

      Dennis you aren't far behind. I picture you hugging your dog with a pair of rapist glasses
      Rapist glasses?
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      Just when you think you've got it all figured out, someone changes the rules.

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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    Somehow I knew I'd get a good laugh from a post titled Re: .......
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  • Profile picture of the author tpw
    Originally Posted by Mustafa Khundmiri View Post

    Sorry, had to remove the post cause it no longer makes sense.

    Are you sure it ever made sense? :p
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