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i love it when i come into the forum every morning to find threads that have absoltely noting to do with the thead title i also love hwo half of the threads created have one sentence as a whole paragraph or how the speling is horrible andhoweveryotherword forgets a space between them not to mention the countless oneliner posts that are built by peopletrying to boost there spame oops i mean comment count for the ability to spam oops i mean private message all of our hard working respectable forum members for the next best jv opurtonity that will make them earn 1000 in only 2 mintes worth of wrk post live urls gain the ability to unlock the full pntential of their signature files and who can forget the never ending while of text that has no break or oranizaton to them and i dont have perfect engles and i sometmes mispel a wrd or to and i i sometime strugle
with my grammer but its ok because i expect everone to understand what i mean even if they have a hrd time trying to decipher honesly this post is aimed at the native english speaking contrys not the ones that engles is there second or four language its perfectly norml for those contries to have bad speling grammer and punctuation compared to the native speakers i have an idea thogh the wondrful thing abut the warror form is that it has a built in spell checker dont tel any1 thogh its a secret that only the top members mods and allen says knows about.
Now, for those that are not taking this as the "rant joke" it's supposed to be. Let me decipher everything I just said.
with my grammer but its ok because i expect everone to understand what i mean even if they have a hrd time trying to decipher honesly this post is aimed at the native english speaking contrys not the ones that engles is there second or four language its perfectly norml for those contries to have bad speling grammer and punctuation compared to the native speakers i have an idea thogh the wondrful thing abut the warror form is that it has a built in spell checker dont tel any1 thogh its a secret that only the top members mods and allen says knows about.
Now, for those that are not taking this as the "rant joke" it's supposed to be. Let me decipher everything I just said.
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I love it when I come into the forum every morning to find thread's that have absolutely nothing to do with the subject title. I also love how half of the threads created have sentences the length of your typical paragraph. How the spelling is less than, um, desirable and every other word is placed together, forming words not found in the dictionary because it was created by putting two or more words together, words such as "everyotherword". Then we have the classic "nice post" or "that was excellent information" one liners. All so they can build up their post, I mean spam, count. I mean after all, if they can't private message the wonderful members of this forum, that contribute information and have grown a reputation for themselves, how are they going to be able to promote their new JV opportunity that will force $1000 into their Paypal account in only two minutes? Maybe for those that doesn't have the next best thing, it's simply to promote, sorry spam, their sig lines to the forum? Then we have those that don't know what an enter key is? You know, the ones that have a wall of text the size of Jupiter with no grammar, no spelling and no actual punctuation of any kind. I'm not saying I'm the best at grammar, spelling and punctuation. I have my problems as any normal human being does. Nor am I targeting the people that are from non-native speaking countries. When it comes to the spelling, grammar and punctuation, I'm targeting the native English speaking people. However, the one liner spammers.. I'm targeting everyone in this forum. That's okay though. Those that are respectable, have been around the forum for awhile, or whatever else you can think of know about this thing. It's so amazing that only the "elite" know about it. Must be those damn gurus keeping secrets away from us little folks again, huh? That's okay, I know the secret. You see, I broke into the gurus secret meeting vault and you won't believe what I discovered. Here it comes!!! A spell check! Oh my God, it was so amazing to learn about this push button solution to all of my problems. No wonder those damn *******s has kept it from us for so long!! It's one of the true answers to gaining certain folks respect!! That's not it though, no it's not. I found one more thing that they don't want you to know! Are you ready for it? Are you sure you're ready for it? Are you positive? Fine, I will tell you! It's a four letter word called WORK. That's right work.. You see, the gurus don't want you to know that you have to actually work to gain respect. They don't want you to know that in order to become successful with internet marketing, you have to put in hours. More hours than you typically would with a 9-5 job. But that's okay, right? I mean.. If I learned all of this from sneaking into the gurus secret vault then it must be a lie. Yep, that's right. I must be lying. Everyone knows that spell checkers and work is dead anyways. Regards, Matthew Roe |
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