"Offline Gold" Try This...

by Michael Silvester

Posted: 15 years ago 30 replies

INTERNET MARKETING

Hi Guys,

If your looking to get the attention of an Offline Business
owner how bout trying some lumpy mail?

I have some pics to show you exactly what I mean!

"You'll Be Able To Finally Afford That Tropical Holiday With The Money That I Save You With Our Low Cost Websites"

OR

"Just Think Of The All The Tropical Holidays You Can Go On...While Your Website Does All The Hard Work!"

Another One That Could Have a Similar Message...

"Think Of All The Extra Money That You'll Be Banking!"

OR

"Your Going To Save Heaps With Our Current Deals And I Thought That The Bank Bag Was Appropriate"

How about this one?

"I Want You To Return?"

Or

"I'm Looking For a Reply!"

How about sending your direct mail in a fake Express Post Bag?

"Is Your Website Rankings So Bad That You's Have Better Luck Finding a Needle In a Haystack?"

"Having a Website That Doesnt Perform Is Like Shredding Money"

"You Have Obviously Been Throwing My Letters In The Trash...So Let Me Save You Some Time!"

If you want to get their attention...this'll work

Take Care,

Michael Silvester

P.S I have a heap more...but I am sick of taking pictures
of myself LOL

#attention #business #offline #owners

sashagilberg 15 years ago

haha that's awesome, I like the first one!
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GoGetta 15 years ago

Unbelievable, Love it Michael!

Ima try this!

GoGetta
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- Adesoji_O 15 years ago
  
  That super cool.keep up the good work
  and I love your creativity
  
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DougBarger 15 years ago

Bloody brilliant mate.

Always enjoy seeing your smiling face.

I remember receiving the boomerang one a few months back. haha.

Actually went outside and sent it flailing, cough, flying and was pretty disappointed with the results until you told me later

that it wasn't meant to be a real boomerang. Lol.

Well, procrastination calls, but just wanted to let you know I saw and enjoyed your thread.

PS.The last one with the garbage can takes the cake for me because it works in establishing
the emotional bond based on having been rejected from the previous mailings in the same way a damaging admission works in addition to getting the attention and being humorous. The others are cool too though!
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- Nightengale 15 years ago
  
  Hey Michael,
  
  Where are you getting all of that stuff?
  
  I've seen them on ImpactProducts.net and wondered if that's where you're getting them.
  
  Michelle
  
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Richard Tunnah

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Michael Silvester

How about this one?

"I Want You To Return?"

Or

"I'm Looking For a Reply!"

How about sending your direct mail in a fake Express Post Bag?

"Is Your Website Rankings So Bad That You's Have Better Luck Finding a Needle In a Haystack?"

"Having a Website That Doesnt Perform Is Like Shredding Money"

"You Have Obviously Been Throwing My Letters In The Trash...So Let Me Save You Some Time!"

If you want to get their attention...this'll work

Take Care,

Michael Silvester

P.S I have a heap more...but I am sick of taking pictures
of myself LOL

Drinking and photography is always a dangerous mix Michael! [

]

Seriously good stuff.

Rich

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Emmanuel Betinis 15 years ago

Michael, I love the post. Those pics of you are hilarious in an awesome way. They're sure to get their attention, eh?!
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shurets1 15 years ago

Hey Michael,
I know that YOU got MY attention

Where did you buy these stuff from btw?
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- Jillian Slack 15 years ago
  
  Diggin' the faux hawk!
  
  Fun stuff that will definitely get some attention out there in the real world.
  
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Michael Silvester

15 years ago

Hi Guys.

Thanks for the comments...

I get them from impact products. They have
heaps of cool stuff.

Take Care,

Michael Silvester

P.S I dont know if they do Vomit Bags?

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Tom B

Banned 15 years ago

You can also just include a pen with your website and name on it. People will not throw away good pens so this will always keep your name in front of them.

It isn't that expensive to do either.

I used this website before.

Custom Imprinted Products at AtlasPen.com

I have also sent out mail using bubble mailers. You can send them a letter and a cd with a powerpoint presentation. They get opened and you can get them on ebay for CHEAP.

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Emmanuel Betinis

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Thomas Belknap

"Your search returned 0 matches."

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Tom B Banned 15 years ago

Originally Posted by anapest

"Your search returned 0 matches."

Click the home link on the site.
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John Rowe 15 years ago

Looks like someone got a new camera.
Great post Michael.
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- Tom B Banned 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by John Rowe
  
  Looks like someone got a new camera.
  Great post Michael.
  
  I think he has been taking acting lessons as well.
  
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  Michael Silvester 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Thomas Belknap
  
  I think he has been taking acting lessons as well.
  
  hahahaaaa....
  
  No acting lessons...just self medicated
  
  Not due for a new camera yet..but if you find one
  that will photoshop me at the same time...I'm In!
  
  Take Care,
  
  Michael Silvester
  
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Michael Silvester

15 years ago

Emmanuel,

"hilarious in an awesome way"

Glad that you mentioned that LOL

Take Care,

Michael Silvester

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TimCastleman

15 years ago

Michael -

Serious quick question, how many WSO's do you or did you offer on offline marketing? I see the one you currently are offering but wasn't sure if that was your one and only?

Tim

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Michael Silvester

15 years ago

Originally Posted by TimCastleman

Michael -

Serious quick question, how many WSO's do you or did you offer on offline marketing? I see the one you currently are offering but wasn't sure if that was your one and only?

Tim

Hi Tim,

I have only got the 1 WSO Mate!

Take Care,

Michael Silvester

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TimCastleman 15 years ago

Michael -

Thanks Mate. I looked over the products and they look like fun. I could see you just mailing the bank deposit bag with the name and address written on the back of it in a silver color sharpie and have the letter, etc inside the bag.

Think outside the box, banish the ordinary.

Tim
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Joel O 15 years ago

That's so great!

I thought I had clever ideas... but I can tell now that I haven't been thinking hard enough.

Maybe it's an Australian thing, but I laughed at "lumpy mail", found that funny. LOL

Joel
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Ernie Lo 15 years ago

michael have u been taking your medicine

nice pics, you look very......happy!
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Michael Silvester 15 years ago

Hi Mate,

Yes thats exactly how you use the bank bag...you can even
put in the shredded money or a $1 million bill and in the letter
ask them what their website is doing?

Making Money or Shredding it?

Take Care,

Michael Silvester
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- TimCastleman 15 years ago
  
  Michael -
  
  Did you just the "express" envelopes or did you get the silver tray? Lots of great ideas, wonder if they sell a sampler pack of their top sellers.
  
  Be well.
  
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SlickSki 15 years ago

I hope you didn't really shred money?! lol
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jhongren 15 years ago

Haha..Michael...I think this is really you...

It is your style after all...Nice pictures
and really create a deep impression!

Cheers,
John
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moodykitty 15 years ago

Wow! you really put some time into to that, love it! Especially the look on your face with the boomerang, lol!

Thanks for sharing
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- Michael Silvester 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by moodykitty
  
  Wow! you really put some time into to that, love it! Especially the look on your face with the boomerang, lol!
  
  Thanks for sharing
  
  Thanks for the comments guys...
  
  You should see the look on my face when the boomerang comes back
  
  Take Care,
  
  Michael Silvester
  
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Michael Silvester 15 years ago

Hi Tim,

Not sure what you mean about the
express envelope?

I do have the Silver tray. But I have
never tried it yet.

But I am itching to use it..."And here is
my offer handed to you on a silver platter"

I'm going to mail a silver platter with the
letter placed on top. I reckon it should
work pretty good.

Take Care,

Michael Silvester
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