How To Know You Have Made The Big Time - Official Recognition From...
Hey Girls and Boys,
Yep, it's true! I'm an official big time marketer. Now notice I didn't say "Guru", but big time marketer. I have received Official notification of this from none other than PayPal.
I have been given an official discount off their 7.5% fee and now as of today officially been given my own personal VIP customer service phone number. And I quote:
I believe I should be magnanimous and share all my glory with all you little folks (glory not money) :p I could not have reached such an exalted marketing status without you. (don't you believe it I did it all on my own :rolleyes
I want you to know this will not change me in one iota. I will continue to give unsolicited useless advise whether it is asked for or not. Furthermore I will continue to give credit where credit is not due:
Big Mike (don't you believe it, all he did was try to get me drunk)
Kevin Riley's Hamsters (a little hairy, but still nutritional, the hamsters not Rileyl)
Bev Clement (for not detecting me as making useless post)
Chris Sutton (for not helping with the technical stuff)
Hillbilly Marketer (for not singing duets with the Wag)
Allen Says and the Mods (for recognizing my true Genius postings, when they see it)
John Taylor (for not giving me good words of advice)
And then all you other little people that I didn't have time to listen to.
I forgot Elmer Hurlstone and his band of renown.
I write this to encourage all the little people that haven't made it to the top. You can succeed, just be like me.
Ken Leatherman
The Old Geezer
Yep, it's true! I'm an official big time marketer. Now notice I didn't say "Guru", but big time marketer. I have received Official notification of this from none other than PayPal.
I have been given an official discount off their 7.5% fee and now as of today officially been given my own personal VIP customer service phone number. And I quote:
| Hello Ken Leatherman, Since you use PayPal as much as you do, we think you deserve VIP treatment. That's why we've created a special support line just for you. Now you can enjoy faster service with direct access to a dedicated team of PayPal support experts - ready to answer all your account questions. |
I want you to know this will not change me in one iota. I will continue to give unsolicited useless advise whether it is asked for or not. Furthermore I will continue to give credit where credit is not due:
Big Mike (don't you believe it, all he did was try to get me drunk)
Kevin Riley's Hamsters (a little hairy, but still nutritional, the hamsters not Rileyl)
Bev Clement (for not detecting me as making useless post)
Chris Sutton (for not helping with the technical stuff)
Hillbilly Marketer (for not singing duets with the Wag)
Allen Says and the Mods (for recognizing my true Genius postings, when they see it)
John Taylor (for not giving me good words of advice)
And then all you other little people that I didn't have time to listen to.
I forgot Elmer Hurlstone and his band of renown.
I write this to encourage all the little people that haven't made it to the top. You can succeed, just be like me.
Ken Leatherman
The Old Geezer
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