The noob IM'ers Diary

The noob IM'ers Diary


Midday: wake up... think about the millions you will make today..

1pm: wake up... actually get up cause your busting to go to the toilet

1.05pm: make double shot coffee

1.07pm: check email while drinking coffee and smoking

1.08pm: wonder why you have no email...

1.09pm: open browser and load warrior forum.... load 5 other websites, drink coffee, put smoke out, dream about what you would say to someone if they actually did email you.... check if warrior forum has loaded yet...

2pm: after reading a few posts... answering all of them with short "great post! thanx" just to get post counts up so you can advertise in WSO even though you havnt found an item to rip off yet.

2.05pm: make more coffee while having another smoke

2.07pm: start the 15 minute refresh on warrior forum again

2.08pm: go to youtube with the intention of researching business ideas and marketing strategies.

6.59pm: stop watching booty dancing on youtube

7pm: go to the toilet because your busting after all the coffee you had, then make more coffee while your up.

7.05pm: go to godaddy while waiting for warrior forum to refresh

7.06pm: buy the super cool domain name that will make you millions ( www .how-to-make-my-millions-b4-im-30.info )

7.07pm: buy the same domain name with .biz and .org because the domain name is so awesome

7.09pm: put moms credit card back before she notices

7.10pm: dream about the awesome websites i wont build with my awsome domain names


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Midnight: stop playing Warcraft and think to yourself "no i serious... i have to make money online because i dont want a real job"

12.05am: refresh warrior forum... then make coffee... go to the toilet... have a piece of cold pizza...

12.30am check if warrior forum has loaded yet

1am: add more "great post! thanx " posts in warrior forum

2am: go to a free PLR site and get an ebook...

2.30am: make ad on ebay for the ebook.. make it for 99c to avoid some fee's

3am: refresh warrior forum and look for another free ebook while waiting...

3.30am: make another add on ebay for another 99c ebook

4am: go to bed dreaming of all the money you will make on ebay and the super awesome domain names you bought.



Sorry... You probably all hate me now LOL