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check out how I bought an offline cash cow, hooked it up to a machine and milked it on autopilot

by Darth Executor
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Here's what you do:

1. Make a list of the mom & pop stores in your area
2. Walk into the first one on the list
3. Look for this object:

4. Crack it open using this:

5. Inside you'll find money. Take it and shove it in your pocket.
5b. Mom or pop might object so I suggest you learn karate before you try to complete this blueprint.
6. Run back home. If you start hearing this loud noise you might want to consider investing in a pair of killer dogs and train them to chase you to the ends of the earth to motivate you to move faster.

7. Repeat steps 3-6 for a different store each time. Once you have enough money you can set it on autopilot by outsourcing the work to a gang of hooligans. Sometimes they'll sell PLR packages where they'll hit several stores but you might not make as much if another marketer wants them to hit the same one.
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