Do You Need Serious Motivation?

Jared Alberghini · 02-14-2009, 11:47 PM

Send me your physical address and I will fly to your destination and kick your ass... Hard.

Seriously, I will fly to any parts of the world and kick your ass in person if you have a problem with procrastination.

GET TO WORK.

Or else, I will find out where you live, buy a plane ticket, show up at your doorstep and kick your ass 'till you are motivated enough to do what you need to do.

No joking. I'm serious.

Jared

02-15-2009, 12:05 AM

OMG!!! Jared did someone tick you off recently .... lol

James

Dan C. Rinnert · 02-15-2009, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini

Send me your physical address and I will fly to your destination and kick your ass... Hard.

Save yourself the time and just PayPal me the plane ticket money. I promise to kick myself and be sufficiently motivated if you do. ;-)

02-15-2009, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert

Save yourself the time and just PayPal me the plane ticket money. I promise to kick myself and be sufficiently motivated if you do. ;-)

Dan,
If Jared is giving away free money then remember I posted first ...

James

Jared Alberghini · 02-15-2009, 12:15 AM

Yup, I'm giving away free money, but the catch is that your ass will be kicked if you don't get to work!

Jared Alberghini · 02-15-2009, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert

Save yourself the time and just PayPal me the plane ticket money. I promise to kick myself and be sufficiently motivated if you do. ;-)

Dan, I'm a cynic. I don't trust anyone.

What's your address? I will make sure you deliver on your promises.

.jrd

Floyd Fisher · 02-15-2009, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini

Yup, I'm giving away free money, but the catch is that your ass will be kicked if you don't get to work!

Fees up time. Which one of you peed in Jared's Wheaties?

02-15-2009, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini

Yup, I'm giving away free money, but the catch is that your ass will be kicked if you don't get to work!

Well I been submitting bookmarks all day long so I been working. When do I get my paypal payment ...lol

James

Dan C. Rinnert · 02-15-2009, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini

Dan, I'm a cynic. I don't trust anyone.

What's your address? I will make sure you deliver on your promises.

.jrd

A round-trip ticket from Vermont to Ohio is only $314, so first I need to know how much work I'm expected to deliver for that amount.

Jared Alberghini · 02-15-2009, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Floyd Fisher

Fees up time. Which one of you peed in Jared's Wheaties?

Now that's a good one Floyd... I haven't laughed that hard all day... thanks.

I guess my point is that I'm pissed off at those who know every tactic/technique but they don't do anything about it... and post things like "I've bought every guru's infoproduct but I don't know where to start".

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH...

JUST DO SOMETHING!!!!

Jared Alberghini · 02-15-2009, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert

A round-trip ticket from Vermont to Ohio is only $314, so first I need to know how much work I'm expected to deliver for that amount.

Dan... to answer your question... let's just say A LOT...

Is it warm in Ohio? I'm freezin my arse off here, so if it's any warmer than VT, I would pay for the round-trip ticket myself

.

.jrd

TRosa · 02-15-2009, 12:36 AM

I think I might need a good kick in that ass.

Jared Alberghini · 02-15-2009, 12:37 AM

James,

South Carolina sounds much warmer than Ohio... you got an extra room I could crash in?

.jrd

Jared Alberghini · 02-15-2009, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TRosa

I think I might need a good kick in that ass.

Oh boy... it looks like I'm going to be travelling quite a bit in the near future... where do you live TRosa???

.jrd

Daniel Scott · 02-15-2009, 12:39 AM

Hi Jared,

Am interested in your offer but need to know:

How regularly the ass-kicking will be administered

The shoe size you plan on wearing

The type of shoe (or bare foot)

Will I have to leave my house to receive said ass-kicking

Will the kicking be wholly and solely restricted to my ass, and

Will it be you personally doing the kicking, or your assistant?

Please reply back ASAP as I am interested in taking free stuff regardless of what it is.

-Dan

TRosa · 02-15-2009, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini

Oh boy... it looks like I'm going to be travelling quite a bit in the near future... where do you live TRosa???

.jrd

New Jersey

Jared Alberghini · 02-15-2009, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin Kim

Would you kick George Bush? I would pay for your plane ticket first class and a 5star hotel room to see that

Oh, that's a baited question... I would polish my best shoes to get a chance to do that...

Don't try and get me in trouble...

.jrd

Jared Alberghini · 02-15-2009, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daniel Scott

Hi Jared,

Am interested in your offer but need to know:

How regularly the ass-kicking will be administered

The shoe size you plan on wearing

The type of shoe (or bare foot)

Will I have to leave my house to receive said ass-kicking

Will the kicking be wholly and solely restricted to my ass, and

Will it be you personally doing the kicking, or your assistant?

Please reply back ASAP as I am interested in taking free stuff regardless of what it is.

-Dan

ROFLMAO...

Personally... no assistants... you have the chance to get my size 12 swiftly kicked in your arse... no substitutions.

.jrd

Jared Alberghini · 02-15-2009, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TRosa

New Jersey

Oooohhh... I can drive to NJ right quick... that's not too far away for me...

.jrd

TRosa · 02-15-2009, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini

Oooohhh... I can drive to NJ right quick... that's not too far away for me...

.jrd

With each kick can you drop a IM gem on me? That would be great.

I'd let someone kick the **** out of me if I came out smarter lol

Daniel Scott · 02-15-2009, 12:55 AM

Jared,

Do you offer some kind of guarantee on your ass-kicking? I have enrolled in ass-kicking programs before by "get your ass kicked quick" gurus who have failed to provide me with real results in ass kicking.

Your size twelve credentials certainly sound impressive, but, on the net, anyone can SAY they have a size-twelve shoe.

Are your shoes only used for ass-kicking, or are they "all purpose"?

Do you have previous experience in ass kicking? If so, do you have a portfolio or list of satisfied clients I could contact to verify your ass-kickery?

-Dan

TRosa · 02-15-2009, 01:00 AM

the letter "k" for kick is right next to the letter "L" for lick.. Be careful not to get a typo in there and end up with a very unpleasant gesture lol

Dan C. Rinnert · 02-15-2009, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini

Dan... to answer your question... let's just say A LOT...

Is it warm in Ohio? I'm freezin my arse off here, so if it's any warmer than VT, I would pay for the round-trip ticket myself

.

.jrd

It's 33°F outside right now.

lakshaybehl · 02-15-2009, 01:15 AM

OK... So here's the scoop... I am in India, does this apply for me?

Just so you know I have been procrastinating for the last 5 weeks... 4 weeks in hospital and 1 week since recovery../. I've still not regained my momentum. Duh!

Jared Alberghini · 02-15-2009, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TRosa

With each kick can you drop a IM gem on me? That would be great.

I'd let someone kick the **** out of me if I came out smarter lol

Yup... it's an all inclusive package... every kick reveals an IM gem...

02-15-2009, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini

James,

South Carolina sounds much warmer than Ohio... you got an extra room I could crash in?

.jrd

Got a 3 bedroom home ... It does be a little chilly here though but been getting warmer..

James

Jared Alberghini · 02-15-2009, 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daniel Scott

Jared,

Do you offer some kind of guarantee on your ass-kicking? I have enrolled in ass-kicking programs before by "get your ass kicked quick" gurus who have failed to provide me with real results in ass kicking.

Your size twelve credentials certainly sound impressive, but, on the net, anyone can SAY they have a size-twelve shoe.

Are your shoes only used for ass-kicking, or are they "all purpose"?

Do you have previous experience in ass kicking? If so, do you have a portfolio or list of satisfied clients I could contact to verify your ass-kickery?

-Dan

I guarantee that your ass will be sore after I kick it.

As for credentials, I wear size 12 steel plated John Deere work boots. Once you see them, you won't need any proof. (Yes, they are "all purpose")

My previous clients whose asses I have kicked are embarassed to give their testimonials... I hope you can understand.

I personally guarantee that my service is well worth it, and provides immediate results.

Jared

Jared Alberghini · 02-15-2009, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert

It's 33°F outside right now.

Well Dan, that's a hell of a lot better than the 12 degrees outside that I just checked...

That's tropical sounding weather to me... don't try and scare me away from providing my ass kicking services to your heat wave of a state...

.jrd

Jared Alberghini · 02-15-2009, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lakshaybehl

OK... So here's the scoop... I am in India, does this apply for me?

Just so you know I have been procrastinating for the last 5 weeks... 4 weeks in hospital and 1 week since recovery../. I've still not regained my momentum. Duh!

OK Lakshay, I will give you a two week pass... get fully recovered, but still, there is no need for procrastination...

What part of India are you in? If it's warmer than 33 deg fahrenheit right now, I may pay you a visit first.

.jrd

Jared Alberghini · 02-15-2009, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheRichJerksNet

Got a 3 bedroom home ... It does be a little chilly here though but been getting warmer..

James

S.C. sounds quite warm to me... save a room for me, or hook me up with a decent hotel/motel close by... seriously... I would love to visit & ironically there is another Warrior friend/partner that lives in S.C. who we all three should meet up with... S.C. wouldn't be too far of a drive for me this spring...

.jrd

lakshaybehl · 02-15-2009, 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini

OK Lakshay, I will give you a two week pass... get fully recovered, but still, there is no need for procrastination...

What part of India are you in? If it's warmer than 33 deg fahrenheit right now, I may pay you a visit first.

.jrd

Actually its 68 F here in New Delhi, so you are most welcome....

Besides, what I have been doing more of these days is enjoying the wealth I have created instead of creating more... Can't seem to maintain a balance between the two. No kidding... Dead serious. Any tips?

-Lakshay

02-15-2009, 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini

S.C. sounds quite warm to me... save a room for me, or hook me up with a decent hotel/motel close by... seriously... I would love to visit & ironically there is another Warrior friend/partner that lives in S.C. who we all three should meet up with... S.C. wouldn't be too far of a drive for me this spring...

.jrd

Well it's 39 here right now, so a little warmer than VT ....

James

zuberr · 02-15-2009, 02:30 AM

Lol... I thought this thread would would motivate me to make more money.

But now I feel motivated to practice my karate kicks lol...

Lynette Crase · 02-15-2009, 02:43 AM

Do you want to come all the way to Australia? It was 25C (77F) here today, but it has been hotter.

I need some motivation. I had a programmer leave me high and dry 5 weeks into a project this week and I have been so annoyed that I haven't been able to get any momentum going. I need to get to back into it so a kick up the back side is just what I need.

Buildingfutures · 02-15-2009, 02:45 AM

Hmm...

Lets do this.

A basic flight, one way to me would be $150.

I'll take that $150, create 5 monthly membership sites, create/download/scan/buy products to give away every week, or every other week using ebooks and public domain products.

The memberships will range from 5-10$, split testing you know.

Once I've started generating fantastic traffic to them, and then getting sign ups for the monthly memberships, I'll pay my benefactor back for his generous donation and subsequent promises of ass kicking.

Hows that?

Peter Bestel · 02-15-2009, 02:48 AM

Jared

Your offer is, I'm afraid to say, flawed. There is such a demand for your ass-kicking service that you will never be able to fulfil your orders. I fear you will constantly be on the road, traveling to your next butt-kick gig and you'll have a shed load of unhappy, unfulfilled, un-ass-kicked customers.

But don't worry, I have a solution...

Supply this kit and problem will be solved.

Peter

Jared Alberghini · 02-15-2009, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Extracash4u

Jared.... How is it going? I have tried to contact you but... It isnt working. Thanks

Just sent you an e-mail...

ShayRockhold · 02-15-2009, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini

Dan... to answer your question... let's just say A LOT...

Is it warm in Ohio? I'm freezin my arse off here, so if it's any warmer than VT, I would pay for the round-trip ticket myself

.

.jrd

Charleston is a heck of a lot warmer than VT. We are wearing short sleeves here. My son wore shorts and a T-shirt when we went out Friday.

Motivate me!

02-14-2009, 11:47 PM	#1
Jared Alberghini Godson of The Godfather War Room Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The NorthEast Kingdom - Vermont, USA Posts: 2,163 Blog Entries: 25 Thanks: 786 Thanked 1,065 Times in 441 Posts Social Networking	Do You Need Serious Motivation? Send me your physical address and I will fly to your destination and kick your ass... Hard. Seriously, I will fly to any parts of the world and kick your ass in person if you have a problem with procrastination. *GET TO WORK.* Or else, I will find out where you live, buy a plane ticket, show up at your doorstep and kick your ass 'till you are motivated enough to do what you need to do. No joking. I'm serious. Jared
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Daniel Scott The Cake Is A Lie War Room Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Mackay, QLD, Australia Posts: 2,165 Thanks: 291 Thanked 641 Times in 370 Posts Contact Info	Re: Do You Need Serious Motivation? Hi Jared, Am interested in your offer but need to know: How regularly the ass-kicking will be administered The shoe size you plan on wearing The type of shoe (or bare foot) Will I have to leave my house to receive said ass-kicking Will the kicking be wholly and solely restricted to my ass, and Will it be you personally doing the kicking, or your assistant? Please reply back ASAP as I am interested in taking free stuff regardless of what it is. -Dan

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Daniel Scott The Cake Is A Lie War Room Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Mackay, QLD, Australia Posts: 2,165 Thanks: 291 Thanked 641 Times in 370 Posts Contact Info	Re: Do You Need Serious Motivation? Jared, Do you offer some kind of guarantee on your ass-kicking? I have enrolled in ass-kicking programs before by "get your ass kicked quick" gurus who have failed to provide me with real results in ass kicking. Your size twelve credentials certainly sound impressive, but, on the net, anyone can SAY they have a size-twelve shoe. Are your shoes only used for ass-kicking, or are they "all purpose"? Do you have previous experience in ass kicking? If so, do you have a portfolio or list of satisfied clients I could contact to verify your ass-kickery? -Dan

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