NoUptime.com Hosting

by Chr

Posted: 12 years ago 23 replies

INTERNET MARKETING

Take a look at NoUptime.com.
Its hilarious and points out a lot of stupid things in the hosting industry.

I think the guy who made it deserves an award.

#hosting #nouptimecom

Cataclysm1987 12 years ago

Oh wow. That gave me a good laugh.

I remember my first hosting company was just like this. They had terrible uptime and were only available during normal business hours.

What kind of hosting company has only 9-5 business hours for support?

Loved it.
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- Emily B 12 years ago
  
  Hilarious. I love the Worst Hosts page.
  "Idiots who entered Google as a Host: 2508"
  
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  WhamSoft 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Emily B
  
  Hilarious. I love the Worst Hosts page.
  "Idiots who entered Google as a Host: 2508"
  
  That was my favorite part too.
  
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jamesrich1 12 years ago

Interesting site. I didn't see a way that the website owner was monetizing the site.
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- Emily B 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by jamesrich1
  
  Interesting site. I didn't see a way that the website owner was monetizing the site.
  
  It looks like it's just a joke site done as a hobby.
  
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- tpw 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by jamesrich1
  
  Interesting site. I didn't see a way that the website owner was monetizing the site.
  
  I am betting that the Worst Hosts page has affiliate links on the links to the various hosting companies.
  
  If I built the site, that is what I would have done.
  
  The hosting companies shown on that page do have out links, and if you click them, it will take you to the hosting company you clicked.
  
  I would have enjoyed more if it had a link to the testimonials page. There are several options in the database. I bet they would have all been good.
  
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arranrice 12 years ago

Thats very funny! I did have a laugh! It must be some kind of joke.
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davejug1 12 years ago

Free Identity Theft - Classic.

Very good site
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- Emily B 12 years ago
  
  Hahaha, the testimonials change when you refresh the page.
  "Harry Kornes writes:
  Exceptional service for an exceptional price. My only complaint is that technical support told me to made unseemly remarks about my mother when I called them, but everything else has been great."
  
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dv8domainsDotCom 12 years ago

LoL! This site is GREAT for us techie nerds and website owners Their slogan in the header changes when you refresh as well

"We're the reason you're in Therapy"
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"Deleting your files since 1994"

Hardcore LoL. Good for laughs!
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EllesBelles 12 years ago

Cor that made me laugh. Thank you.
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Wide 12 years ago

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Our LAMP is powered by 30 halogen bulbs for extra bright lightening that will definitely hurt your eyes.

Ha ha ha hahaha.... priceless !
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Theory5 12 years ago

Lol they list Steve Ballmer as a feature for their $200/month plan. Oh man, a little humor brightens everyone's day. Thanks for sharing this!
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Chr 12 years ago

"Idiots who entered Google as a Host: 2508"

It was 2507 till I tried it

''The World's Only 100% Honest Host''

Probably my favorite part of the whole website
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seawolf177 12 years ago

I love that under server status it says All Servers Are Down: Our technicians are currently working on permanently destroying the hardware.LOL
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Jonathan Joseph 12 years ago

Very funny site. Especially the slogan!

I've used bluehost for years and really like them.
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- Jeff Henshaw 12 years ago
  
  Quote:
  ''The World's Only 100% Honest Host''
  Probably my favorite part of the whole website
  
  Probably the only true statement!
  
  Just my thoughts,
  
  Jeff.
  
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dbstudios 12 years ago

"The World's Only 100% Honest Host" HA HA... lovely
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UMS 12 years ago

Got a good laugh out of it.

Just imagine the potential with Adsense and/or affiliate links to real hosting services.
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Adrian Int 12 years ago

Thanks for the chuckle. :-P
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Discreetmarketer 12 years ago

"Hosting Websites Since 1969!" L O L
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dadamson 12 years ago

Hahah sounds better than my hosting plan!
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Eric Seiler 12 years ago

I love their contact form.

"The letter 'S' is not allowed for technical reasons."
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