I Need Fiverr Promotion Help

No, I am not advertising my stuff here. I spent a good portion of the last 5 days or so building up my Fiverr profile after getting excited about a WSO I bought. (It was only $11, and it was a VERY good read, so I am not disappointed at all.) So far, I managed to make $8, which is $8 more than I had before, and I'm almost breaking even on the WSO. (I know, I know, technically I'm $3 behind, but it's OK.)

So I've created an addon domain for my main domain to display more info and pix about my Fiverr gigs, and I've included a j.mp shortlink (for tracking) in each gig. I built a Hubpage talking about my gigs as well.

Tonight I added an epic Fiverr gig. It was a moment of sudden inspiration combined with a weekend of complete boredom. I called it "I will send you my diet plan to go from six pack abs to beer keg flab in less than 2 months for $5!" If it does well, I might even make a WSO out of it!

What I want to know is how to get more traffic. I've added SEO keywords to every post, capitalized the most important word in each gig, linked out from Hubpages...even had a Twitter goddess blast me out to 75K Twitter followers...and nothing. Any ideas that anyone has would be great. I'd rather see ideas posted here, but everyone is welcome to PM me if you want to give advice you'd rather not post in public.

-- j

PS: I'll turn off my signature in this thread as proof I'm not promoting my Fiverr gigs.