"P.M. Me" RANT! Arghhhhh!
CAUTION: ALL PEOPLE
Why oh why, do people feel the need to say "PM me" every time some one is making an offer for something.
You see it in WSOs
You see it in the war room
You see it in the link swap area
You see it in the joint venture area
You definitely see it in warriors for hire area.
I mean for crying out loud folks there are literally dozens of veins in my brain that feel like they are going to POP when I see that! I almost just karate kicked my grandma cos she got in my way!
It goes something like this:
So guys im an seo xprt (that means that I outsource my stuff to people in India and then they outsource it to chickens) and I have a hell of an offer for ya! Ill get you and your magic pork crackle salt bizness on googles first page in like 12 seconds, here is all the info you need! <information the size of Samuel Richardsons Novel Clarissa>.
And then the replies go something like this:
Fat Lazy Idiot says "Im interested, PM me".
Why don't you get the fat out of your eyes and stop being so friggin lazy! YOU PM them, or how about YOU email them, or how about YOU go to their friggin signature where they have their friggin website with their friggin contact form along with all of the other friggin frequently asked questions that people like you frequently always ask!
I need a coke and a cigarette.
p.s. I DONT SMOKE!
Why oh why, do people feel the need to say "PM me" every time some one is making an offer for something.
You see it in WSOs
You see it in the war room
You see it in the link swap area
You see it in the joint venture area
You definitely see it in warriors for hire area.
I mean for crying out loud folks there are literally dozens of veins in my brain that feel like they are going to POP when I see that! I almost just karate kicked my grandma cos she got in my way!
It goes something like this:
So guys im an seo xprt (that means that I outsource my stuff to people in India and then they outsource it to chickens) and I have a hell of an offer for ya! Ill get you and your magic pork crackle salt bizness on googles first page in like 12 seconds, here is all the info you need! <information the size of Samuel Richardsons Novel Clarissa>.
And then the replies go something like this:
Fat Lazy Idiot says "Im interested, PM me".
Why don't you get the fat out of your eyes and stop being so friggin lazy! YOU PM them, or how about YOU email them, or how about YOU go to their friggin signature where they have their friggin website with their friggin contact form along with all of the other friggin frequently asked questions that people like you frequently always ask!
I need a coke and a cigarette.
p.s. I DONT SMOKE!
Right Now. What a wonderful time to start!