I'll get to how this is possible in a minute but first let me tell you quickly why it has come to this...
I ordered Frank Kern's Mass Control Monthly Welcome Kit and after having checked most of it out I have decided I'd like to stay on for a while.
And here's the problem...
... I don't want to pay for anything else right now, especially $297 a month.
It's just a little rule I have right now. I mean, everybody knows that at some point, enough is enough and that a penny saved is a penny earned, right?
But this stuff is actually pretty damn good!
Now, I could cancel some other memberships but none of it compares in price and most of what I am paying monthly for is necessary.
SO, after thinking about it I decided that in the three weeks I have left before getting billed $297 I will test whatever advice he gives that is applicable on one or two web sites that I have and IF the increase in profit were equal to or greater than the cost of membership then I would keep it.
But then another thing occurred to me...
I've been wanting to quit cigarettes for a a while now and the more stressed out I get the more I tend to smoke - I can get REALLY stressed out and as a consequence I may very well buy up to two packs a day.
At an average of $5 per pack, two packs a day is $300 a month - That is what it costs to be in his membership.
I'm sure you know where I am getting at - I quit smoking and use the money to stay a member. I still intend to apply some of Frank's stuff like I said above but I want to go this route because it will have many benefits and that money saved WILL afford me Frank's membership.
This will not be pleasant - For ME.
Where YOU come in...
I need you to hold me accountable & you get to be as nasty as want within the limitations of the forum rules - if it were up to me you could go ballistic.
I have one already-open pack left and I intend on using what's left in it to taper off by only having one every hour, then one every couple hours, then one every few hours and in a day or so they will be gone - I dunno if that'll work but that's the plan.
So, I get to have a shot at not lighting up and in time bettering my health, brain, saving money and using most of it to stay in Frank's membership a little longer.
You get to hold me accountable...
... and if I break down and buy a pack...
- I promise that I will come here and confess it and when I do you can be as nasty as you wanna be
So, even if you aren't normally in the mood to cuss me out when I screw up then on any particular day I screw up, if you...
Are pissed at your spouse?... Just go ahead and take it out on me.
Have customers that are being a pain in your ass?... Take it out on ME!
Just woke up and not feeling normal yet?... Take it all out on me.
Bought another crappy WSO?... Take every bit of venom out on me.
Are just feeling plain mean and want to be a jerk... Just go to town ripping me apart...
Just use that anger to tell me what a @#%%@! and a ^&$#@@! I am and to stop being such a *#&$^@! and just stick to it!!!
Yes, this post is 100% serious and I hope those who decide to help me out have a fun time doing it... Anyone is allowed, so anyone who particularly hates me here is your golden opportunity to call me names and chew me out.
I don't know how long it'll take but if I can get past a week then I should be able to stick to it and up to or after 30 days I think I'll be alright.
I guess this makes it official (Maybe I can delete this topic if I have regrets before anyone sees it - J/K?)
Man, I am going to be in hell. I'd better stock up on some junk food, gum, hand grips and a crap-load of bottled water.