I Want $15,000 This Month!

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I think I have a solid plan.

Step 1. Finish eBook. 43% done, so still some work to do!

Step 2. Register domain name. Check.

Step 3. Make sure domain name not registered with GoDaddy. Check.

Step 4. Build a website and put eBook up for sale on it.

Step 5. Get setup on Clickbank and get affiliates out the wazoo to bring in sales.

Step 6. Promote eBook heavily.

Obviously, I can't do steps 4 thru 6 until step one is complete. But it's a good plan, I think.

DANG! There are only two days left in the month!!!

Okay. Change of plans. I will write an original 500-750 word article for you for just $14,997. Special two-day offer! First taker gets a second article for only $3! Don't pass up this deal!

#$15 #month
  • Profile picture of the author JayXtreme
    Sould.....!!!!..

    Where can I send you the monisez....

    Can I have reviw copie plaz?.....
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
      Originally Posted by JayXtreme View Post

      Sould.....!!!!..

      Where can I send you the monisez....
      PM me for PayPal details.

      Can I have reviw copie plaz?.....
      All you need to do is check my blog for samples of my work. I regularly make pennies a day through AdSense, so you know it's good stuff.
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  • Profile picture of the author Steve Mount
    OMG... if only the "Buy Me a Beer" option was available still... I'd have jumped on this so FAST!
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
      Originally Posted by Steve Mount View Post

      OMG... if only the "Buy Me a Beer" option was available still... I'd have jumped on this so FAST!
      Incidentally, I think that was the fastest I've ever gotten replies on a WF thread!

      Who says humor, even bad humor, doesn't work?
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    • Profile picture of the author Charles Olver
      What was the buy me a beer thing?
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      • Profile picture of the author Anomaly1974
        Originally Posted by Charles Olver View Post

        What was the buy me a beer thing?
        We used to have buttons like the "Thanks" button now attached to Paypal so we could buy each other a beer ... or donate for very useful content ... and sometimes to pay for WSOs.
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  • Profile picture of the author DerrickLamont
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    hey making that 15k is possible whats the ebook about, with only 2 days left your going for a very hard task but hard work you can do anything.
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  • Profile picture of the author Clark
    I know you can do it Dan, you just have to BELIEVE!!!!!

    Forget the systematic approach, just believe you can do it... maybe you'll make 50K this month from an idea that pops in your head

    Watch "The Secret" movie too... eventually, the universe will drop the 15K on your lap.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
      Originally Posted by Clark View Post

      Watch "The Secret" movie too... eventually, the universe will drop the 15K on your lap.
      Well, I started out wanting $1,000,000, but the universe didn't drop that into my lap. I thought I'd give the universe a deal by wanting only $300,000, but that didn't work out either. So, right now, I'm down to $15,000, and I think that's a pretty good deal.

      Next month, it goes up to $30,000, so the universe better act fast!
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
      Originally Posted by Uncle Dimitry View Post

      Thanks. Read that before and already have ideas spinning in my head.

      Then again, I just got an eMail from a banker in Hong Kong, South Korea offering to send me $25.5 million to fund my business projects...
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      • Profile picture of the author Melody
        That's nothing - I just got an email from the CEO of the Bank of Nigeria, and I have qualified for reparations payments as a possible victim of a Nigerian scam.

        I am getting 116 million wired to my account next week - I have already signed the purchase agreement on the cutest little island, just off the coast of Costa Rica.

        My long term plans are to build a retirement community for Senior Warriors.

        ;-D

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        • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
          Originally Posted by Melody View Post

          That's nothing - I just got an email from the CEO of the Bank of Nigeria, and I have qualified for reparations payments as a possible victim of a Nigerian scam.
          That almost sounds like a news story straight out of the Onion. ;-)
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      • Profile picture of the author Clark
        Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert View Post

        Thanks. Read that before and already have ideas spinning in my head.

        Then again, I just got an eMail from a banker in Hong Kong, South Korea offering to send me $25.5 million to fund my business projects...
        Sorry to say Dan but you're too late, I got in on that deal already.

        My plan was to use the money to buy the Warrior Forum then turn it into a Twitter format which would allow for one-liner posting (140 characters max so you have to be creative with the period if you're a writing machine).

        I already sent the banker 15K to release the 25M to me (legal fees and such)... won't be long now!
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        • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
          Originally Posted by Clark View Post

          I already sent the banker 15K to release the 25M to me (legal fees and such)... won't be long now!
          I'm concerned it may be a scam. Google says Hong Kong isn't even in South Korea!

          If you had sent me the $15K, you would have at least gotten two articles out of it.
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      • Profile picture of the author Josh Lobley
        I just got the same email - let's go halvies!

        Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert View Post

        Thanks. Read that before and already have ideas spinning in my head.

        Then again, I just got an eMail from a banker in Hong Kong, South Korea offering to send me $25.5 million to fund my business projects...
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  • Profile picture of the author Clark
    Ahhh... you need to find a universe with ravenous buyers.

    I can sell you a map to it for 15K once the universe responds to your wish?

    Act fast 'cause they're goin' quick!
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
      Originally Posted by Clark View Post

      Ahhh... you need to find a universe with ravenous buyers.

      I can sell you a map to it for 15K once the universe responds to your wish?

      Act fast 'cause they're goin' quick!
      Sounds like a lucrative business proposal, but you will first need to send me $1,000 Western Union to facilitate the processing of such a large transaction.
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  • Profile picture of the author IMChick
    Dan,

    Please write me one article for $14,997. Your deadline is two days from now at the end of business. I am on eastern standard time. Also send me your wire coordinates so I can get payment to you.

    Thank you for your kind and generous offer.
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  • Profile picture of the author Clark
    Darn!

    You're right Dan, I should have sent you the 15K so I could get those two articles written then do some Article Marketing to rake in the big bucks for the rest of my life.

    I've tied up the rest of my life savings investing in my business partners in Nigeria at the moment - you know, you have to diversify!

    Oh well, maybe next time... I'm on to the WSO section now to look for a blueprint to IM success.

    I wonder when my money will come?
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
      Originally Posted by IMChick View Post

      Dan,

      Please write me one article for $14,997. Your deadline is two days from now at the end of business. I am on eastern standard time. Also send me your wire coordinates so I can get payment to you.

      Thank you for your kind and generous offer.
      I only take PayPal or money order. And, I require 50% down. But, for you, I'll take a 20% deposit.

      Originally Posted by Clark View Post

      You're right Dan, I should have sent you the 15K so I could get those two articles written then do some Article Marketing to rake in the big bucks for the rest of my life.

      I've tied up the rest of my life savings investing in my business partners in Nigeria at the moment - you know, you have to diversify!
      I have just received an eMail from a dying widow in Kuwait who has $18 million in the Netherlands she's wanting to find a good person to manage for her.
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      • Profile picture of the author Clark
        Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert View Post

        I have just received an eMail from a dying widow in Kuwait who has $18 million in the Netherlands she's wanting to find a good person to manage for her.
        I wish I could help however, I'm currently tied up in a brand new scheme created by a brilliant man by the name of Carlo Ponzi.

        Something to do with the Pyramids in Egypt... very intriguing stuff, I'll send you the details via PM
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  • Profile picture of the author R Hagel
    Dan,

    You probably won't be able to make your goal with your ebook (or with any of this other rubbish people are spouting here). But lean in and let me share something with you... a little closer, don't be shy...

    Look, I'm on the groundfloor of this amazing MLM opportunity. I've never seen anything like it. My downline is filling up like crazy, and ALL the big names are jumping on it!

    I haven't made anything yet. But I'm convinced THIS IS IT! If you join me, we can make a fortune together! I mean how often do you get in on the groundfloor like this? That $15k you want is NOTHING. We'll probably be millionaires in a matter of weeks!

    But you gotta act fast before everyone else sniffs this opportunity out. Hurry -- get in touch now!
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    • Profile picture of the author Tom B
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      I think you should cash gift me some money. Don't worry we will get someone else to cash gift you money and we all win.

      Cash gifting is all over the internet and therefore must be legal.
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      • Profile picture of the author R Hagel
        Originally Posted by Thomas Belknap View Post

        Cash gifting is all over the internet and therefore must be legal.
        *nods* Yep, I agree, must be legal. And for anyone who doubts this -- you just read it here on a forum, so it MUST be true.
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        • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
          Originally Posted by R Hagel View Post

          *nods* Yep, I agree, must be legal. And for anyone who doubts this -- you just read it here on a forum, so it MUST be true.
          At this point, the humor- and sarcasm-impaired should find a different thread to read. Otherwise, they'll be getting some really bad ideas.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
        Originally Posted by R Hagel View Post

        Look, I'm on the groundfloor of this amazing MLM opportunity. I've never seen anything like it. My downline is filling up like crazy, and ALL the big names are jumping on it!

        I haven't made anything yet. But I'm convinced THIS IS IT! If you join me, we can make a fortune together! I mean how often do you get in on the groundfloor like this? That $15k you want is NOTHING. We'll probably be millionaires in a matter of weeks!
        Originally Posted by Thomas Belknap View Post

        Cash gifting is all over the internet and therefore must be legal.
        The money is in the list. If you charge people $1 to join your list and they each start their own list, and join 5 different people's lists and so on, we'll be rich in no time at all! That must be okay, because it's a valuable service being offered.
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  • Profile picture of the author Clark
    Everything written electronically on the Internet is the truth.

    The FTC (Federal Truth Commission) regulates everything and you can go to PRISON if you lie... I read that somewhere on the Internet so it's the truth.

    Still waiting on my cash gift though...
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  • Profile picture of the author shanferg
    If you have a mailing list of 15,000 and sell each of them your book for 1 dollar you could do it in two days, just sell them what you have done and tell them they can buy part two next month for a few dollars more.
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  • Profile picture of the author Berticus
    You should do it with your mind. Don't even touch anything, just believe and your accounts will fill with money! Just believe!
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      Dan -

      You are committed now! Stick to it! You can do it! Just don't ever quit!

      And remember to post back in two days about your success.

      Don't worry - if you have to post that your earnings in reality were $0.63 - that's ok. I have a post ready for that possibility.....to wit....

      "It's OK. The important thing is you had a plan. You took action and now you know it works. You can do it! Just don't ever quit! I'm sure you will have $15k soon."

      :p

      Second thought: Just come back in two days and read the last paragraph above and we're covered.
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  • Profile picture of the author giselle.benites
    Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert View Post

    I think I have a solid plan.

    Step 1. Finish eBook. 43% done, so still some work to do!

    Step 2. Register domain name. Check.

    Step 3. Make sure domain name not registered with GoDaddy. Check.

    Step 4. Build a website and put eBook up for sale on it.

    Step 5. Get setup on Clickbank and get affiliates out the wazoo to bring in sales.

    Step 6. Promote eBook heavily.

    Obviously, I can't do steps 4 thru 6 until step one is complete. But it's a good plan, I think.

    DANG! There are only two days left in the month!!!

    Okay. Change of plans. I will write an original 500-750 word article for you for just $14,997. Special two-day offer! First taker gets a second article for only $3! Don't pass up this deal!

    hahahaha you are funny

    Giselle
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  • Profile picture of the author Sean A McAlister
    Come on Man.....get all of your Twitter Followers to donate $2.00 and you can make $15k in 30 minutes.

    Set up a Page......Put a Paypal Donate Button on there and then ask for the donation...Tell em you will send the book when its done!

    This chainsaw's for you!


    --Sean
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    • Profile picture of the author earlkohn
      Originally Posted by The IM Reporter View Post

      Come on Man.....get all of your Twitter Followers to donate $2.00 and you can make $15k in 30 minutes.

      Set up a Page......Put a Paypal Donate Button on there and then ask for the donation...Tell em you will send the book when its done!

      This chainsaw's for you!


      --Sean
      Great idea. You should make a substantial amount of money with the ebook.


      -Earl
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      • Profile picture of the author jasonl70
        Originally Posted by earlkohn View Post

        Great idea. You should make a substantial amount of money with the ebook.


        -Earl
        ok earl.. you joined the forum tonight and blasted us with a bunch of pointless posts in the span of a few minutes.

        You've hit your magic 15 posts...

        when's your wso?
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        • Profile picture of the author IMChick
          Originally Posted by jasonl70 View Post

          ok earl.. you joined the forum tonight and blasted us with a bunch of pointless posts in the span of a few minutes.

          You've hit your magic 15 posts...

          when's your wso?

          LOL. Just reported him. Seems to be a lot of trolls in the forum tonight.
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