What's Your most ridiculous niche?

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G'day Warriors,

This should be a bit of a giggle ... what's the strangest niche you've come across? I mean, we have all heard of Kerns "Teach your Parrot to talk", right?



What are some others?



I will start with the following...

Underwater Basket Weaving
Wombat Herding
Teach Your Cat to Tango
Granny Olympics

-Phil



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  • Profile picture of the author Diana Lane
    Internet Marketing. Some of the things that go on in that niche are WELL bizarre
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      • Profile picture of the author Philip John
        Originally Posted by theyoungmarketer View Post

        that's a good one...

        what about Asian Stink Bugs?
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      • Profile picture of the author Kevin AKA Hubcap
        Originally Posted by theyoungmarketer View Post

        I was just thinking this last night when I cam across this

        Underground Ninja Secrets

        That's the FAQ

        Here's the homepage

        Shocking Ninja Secrets Revealed...
        That page is an instant classic. I want to learn how to see in the dark and cloak myself...I'm buying that audio course.
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      • Profile picture of the author Lama
        Hello Phil

        Thank you for your post. I don't think it's a good idea to reveal your RIDICULOUS niche.
        It takes intensive research to come up with a ridiculous niche that makes you money. You will also find so many marketers prefer not to share their niche simply because they are giving away their business secret
        Sadly, not every one has the same intention as yours, although the majority do
        With all my respect to all fellow warriors,that was only my 2 cents.

        Warmest Regards,
        Lama Kalla
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        • Profile picture of the author Philip John
          Originally Posted by Lama View Post

          Hello Phil

          Thank you for your post. I don't think it's a good idea to reveal your RIDICULOUS niche.
          It takes intensive research to come up with a ridiculous niche that makes you money. You will also find so many marketers prefer not to share their niche simply because they are giving away their business secret
          Sadly, not every one has the same intention as yours, although the majority do
          With all my respect to all fellow warriors,that was only my 2 cents.

          Warmest Regards,
          Lama Kalla
          Thanks Lama!

          Offcourse nobody want's to reveal his or her Profitable niches.... However, I doubt that anyone would ever make any money in the "Underwater Basketweaving" niche...

          but then... the Internet never stops to astound!

          -Phil
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          • Profile picture of the author M Thompson
            Originally Posted by Phil Hosemans View Post

            Thanks Lama!

            However, I doubt that anyone would ever make any money in the "Underwater Basketweaving" niche...


            -Phil
            Well people make money in the extreme ironing niche so I bet it's possible..
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      • Originally Posted by theyoungmarketer View Post

        I was just thinking this last night when I cam across this

        Underground Ninja Secrets

        That's the FAQ

        Here's the homepage

        Shocking Ninja Secrets Revealed...
        Wow! That looks so cool! I just signed up to their opt-in list to see what they have inside
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        • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa
          Originally Posted by Illumination View Post

          Wow! That looks so cool! I just signed up to their opt-in list to see what they have inside
          FIRST RULE OF NINJA SECRETS: Don't tell people you signed up, it will blow your cover.



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    Run your car on water...
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    • Profile picture of the author Diana Lane
      Originally Posted by kennycannon View Post

      I always thought the whole 'government grant' niche was a little strange.
      The one that baffles me is the 'get your ex' back niche. I was astounded when it took off. 'Ex' relationships are that way for a reason - it's a complete mystery to me why anyone would want to revive the misery. Perhaps I've misunderstood it and 'get your ex back' just refers to retaliation and putting chilli powder in his pants before you close the door on it all
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        Originally Posted by Diana Lane View Post

        putting chilli powder in his pants before you close the door on it all
        Or.... her pants

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  • Profile picture of the author hernan10
    i found the 'how to whistle like a girl' niche to be hilarious
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  • Profile picture of the author Steadyon
    The niche called "Par Golf".

    It's where you literally play a whole round of golf without a golf ball.

    You walk the whole course with your caddy and clubs and play imaginery golf.

    That way you can visualise where you hit the ball better and where you will hit the ball to, in your mind.

    I tried it once but hit mine mentally in the woods and I am still there looking for it :-)
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    Elephant dung weaving...aaaag
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa
    I won't mention anything specific, but...

    When doing legitimate keyword research for my niche lists and ProHotList forum, I am struck by how many off-the-wall XXX subniches there are. Some of them do make sense due to slang terms, but others are downright weird.

    When I discover a certain phrase is pornographic, I remove it from the results. Not trying to be a censorship prude, but the "adult" terms are taken out because they aren't relevant.

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    • Profile picture of the author TLCarroll
      Um. Someone I know very well is an adult webmaster. He told me about 2 really odd XXX niches.

      1. Ladies Keds Sneakers (Erm, guys don't wear em, but use em instead of thier hands for other stuff...Ew)

      and

      2. Giant Balloons (This is not a slang terms for boobs, they mean real inflatable balloons. The sites aren't even dirty. Just pretty girls in bikinis holding gigantic balloons mostly. I don't understand it).

      Originally Posted by Michael Oksa View Post

      I won't mention anything specific, but...

      When doing legitimate keyword research for my niche lists and ProHotList forum, I am struck by how many off-the-wall XXX subniches there are. Some of them do make sense due to slang terms, but others are downright weird.

      When I discover a certain phrase is pornographic, I remove it from the results. Not trying to be a censorship prude, but the "adult" terms are taken out because they aren't relevant.

      All the best,
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  • Profile picture of the author R Hagel
    Not my niche, but ran into once while doing research: mousetrap cars. I had never heard about it before -- and yet if you run a Google search, you'll see mousetrap car guides, kits, videos and more. Evidently people build and race 'em. Who knew?

    Cheers,
    Becky
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    CD's of clocks ticking.
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  • Profile picture of the author RebeccaL
    Teaching your parrot to talk is actually a very viable niche and one that has a lot of interest. Thankfully my parrot already talks so I don't have to teach him

    Hmm I had a site on ear mites. That was interesting.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dave777
    Not necessarily ridiculous. If anyone is interested, feel free to grab it if you like. Geothermal Energy!

    Some interesting money making/sharing opportunities including investing along with Google. After having a chat with Sergey and Larry at Google it's definitely a good one to consider getting into on the investment side of things...
    http://www.earthtimes.org/articles/show/geothermal-energy-bringing-millions-of,682152.shtml
    http://www.straight.com/article-194112/homeowners-tap-earth-geothermal-energy
    Official google.org Blog: Enough geothermal energy to power the globe -- now that's hot!
    (if a couple of the links don't work, do a copy & paste)

    Dave
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  • Profile picture of the author Philip John
    I hate to *ahem* let the cat of the bag... but has anyone noticed the abundance of "Teach Your Cat" type stuff around...

    How to Teach Your Cat to Give a Handshake
    How to Toilet-Train Your Cat
    Teach your cat to walk on a leash
    Teach your cat to fetch
    Teach your cat to jump through a hoop
    Teach Your Cat to Come
    Teach Your Cat to Enjoy Being Petted

    I don't know if you guys own a cat... but I own a Burmese and more often than not he trains me what to do... not the other way around!'

    -Phil
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