Need a Niche? Volkswagen Contraceptives

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For a good laugh check out Volkswagen's trademark registration at the US Trademark Office. - United States Patent and Trademark Office - trademark registration number 3117285

Volkswagen - you would think cars and parts.

They're claiming everything from cars to contraceptives to rolling pins to DVD players to baby bottle nipples to dental examination chairs to amphibious airplanes to armor piercing projectiles to animal game bags to whalebone to hockey goalie pads to teddy bears to beer to ethnic festivals ... and about a thousand other things.

If you ever need a niche, just check out Volkswagen. They've already thought of it for you.

(By the way, I doubt most of those claimed trademarks are enforceable.)

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  • Profile picture of the author jivens
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    I drive a Jetta...and always will. The world would probably be a better place if VW did produce those products. LOL ethnic festivals??
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  • Profile picture of the author CDarklock
    Ever try to have sex in a Volkswagen?

    Pretty effective contraception, if you ask me.
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    "The Golden Town is the Golden Town no longer. They have sold their pillars for brass and their temples for money, they have made coins out of their golden doors. It is become a dark town full of trouble, there is no ease in its streets, beauty has left it and the old songs are gone." - Lord Dunsany, The Messengers
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  • Profile picture of the author Darnscotty
    Except for contraceptives, most of the stuff makes kinda sense in the promotional items category for Volkswagen. Lol @ CDarklock
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