I'm writing a new webinar called "How to be an expert without actually having any experience"

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I thought it seemed appropriate for a certain audience.
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  • Profile picture of the author jasonl70
    lol... good one
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  • Profile picture of the author Lewis Turner
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
      Originally Posted by Lewis Turner View Post

      Now let's just wait for people to post here and say 'can i have a review please' or 'when does it come out?' etc...
      No, what we'll get is people-bots with <20 posts jumping in saying stuff like "Selling your products online expertise is you have with great experience and make you can big affiliate dollars for your experience which you have as expert."
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      • Profile picture of the author jmidas
        Great post. Thanks for sharing.

        Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert View Post

        No, what we'll get is people-bots with <20 posts jumping in.

        Just kidding. But there does seem to be a recent rash of "experts" here lately.
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        • Profile picture of the author JohnMcCabe
          Originally Posted by Michael Motley View Post

          You guys laugh about this...but I bet that if you put together a slick enough page and dropped an ad on digitalpoint, you'd get a couple sales out of that

          Go to the local porche dealership, take your picture leaning up on a new model, find the most awesome house in your area, take a pic and then superimpose your porche pic to the house pic.

          Talk about how you make 10k on your way to the bathroom this morning for your morning constitutional. Go on to explain that it would have been 20k but your had to get a cup of joe for your supermodel girlfriend so that kind of held things up a little bit. And tell everyone to ACT NOW because after the lucky 20, thats right only 20 people, buy your product, it wont be available again, until you refresh the page. Wind it up with a couple pictures of your buddies in their best clothes, with stupid grins and monopoly money hanging out of their pockets with blurbs under the pics that say 'Thanks to Mike, i made xxx,xxx last week from the comfort of my couch, with no experience at all and not actually doing any work....Thanks Mike!
          Mike, you forgot this...

          To: Suckers
          From: The Ignorant Expert

          Wow! My server melted down again today!

          Just to make things fair, I've decided to leave the offer up for a few more days, and only double the price with every sale. My supermodel girlfriend says I'm crazy.

          At least I think that's what she said. It was in Czech, so maybe she was just laughing at the losers who don't jump at this second chance...

          So long, suckers...

          The Ignorant Expert

          PS - If you get locked out of the webinar, you can buy the transcript - complete with all the ums, ahs, belches and farts - for only $1997...
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          • Profile picture of the author bgmacaw
            I already did that one in eBook form that's from the "Make Money Online Blogging" perspective. I give it away for free with not even an opt-in: The Secret Guide To Social Blogging Success. I probably left some money on the table there.

            I think you have the right model though, charging for expensive video seminars, since this customer base is more willing to spend money, typically borrowed money, rather than take actual action.
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            • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
              Originally Posted by bgmacaw View Post

              I already did that one in eBook form that's from the "Make Money Online Blogging" perspective. I give it away for free with not even an opt-in: The Secret Guide To Social Blogging Success. I probably left some money on the table there.

              I think you have the right model though, charging for expensive video seminars, since this customer base is more willing to spend money, typically borrowed money, rather than take actual action.
              One of the more popular posts on my blog is "How to Make $1,000,000 Blogging." I should have turned it into a report and sold it for $7 or something.
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          • Profile picture of the author Michael Motley
            Originally Posted by JohnMcCabe View Post

            Mike, you forgot this...

            To: Suckers
            From: The Ignorant Expert

            Wow! My server melted down again today!

            Just to make things fair, I've decided to leave the offer up for a few more days, and only double the price with every sale. My supermodel girlfriend says I'm crazy.

            At least I think that's what she said. It was in Czech, so maybe she was just laughing at the losers who don't jump at this second chance...

            So long, suckers...

            The Ignorant Expert

            PS - If you get locked out of the webinar, you can buy the transcript - complete with all the ums, ahs, belches and farts - for only $1997...
            Exactly. Also need to throw in some photoshopped clickbank screen caps, those are really crucial.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
    Fancy that! I'm doing an eBook on that same topic. Maybe we can do a JV?
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  • Profile picture of the author MichaelHiles
    It's going to be huge.

    The biggest rollout ever.

    I'll have modules in it like...

    ...Fake it till you make it or break it
    ...Make more money than the twin little people real estate guys
    ...I'm what Willis was talkin about

    It will be the greatest culture jamming event of all human recorded history.

    The best part is that nobody will realize that it's really a tongue in cheek package of sarcasm.

    I bet I can fill all 1,000 of my GoToMyWebinar seats.



    The continuity possibilities are endless....
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
      Originally Posted by MichaelHiles View Post

      I bet I can fill all 1,000 of my GoToMyWebinar seats.
      And at $497 a seat!
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  • Profile picture of the author MichaelHiles
    ROFLLMAO!!!11111ONE!!!!!BBQ!!!!!!!
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  • Profile picture of the author Paule123
    I agree with Tina LOL......

    Paul
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  • Profile picture of the author Paule123
    oops sorry I forget any chance of a Review?????

    LOLLLLLLL

    Paul.
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Motley
    You guys laugh about this...but I bet that if you put together a slick enough page and dropped an ad on digitalpoint, you'd get a couple sales out of that

    Go to the local porche dealership, take your picture leaning up on a new model, find the most awesome house in your area, take a pic and then superimpose your porche pic to the house pic.

    Talk about how you make 10k on your way to the bathroom this morning for your morning constitutional. Go on to explain that it would have been 20k but your had to get a cup of joe for your supermodel girlfriend so that kind of held things up a little bit. And tell everyone to ACT NOW because after the lucky 20, thats right only 20 people, buy your product, it wont be available again, until you refresh the page. Wind it up with a couple pictures of your buddies in their best clothes, with stupid grins and monopoly money hanging out of their pockets with blurbs under the pics that say 'Thanks to Mike, i made xxx,xxx last week from the comfort of my couch, with no experience at all and not actually doing any work....Thanks Mike!
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
      Originally Posted by Michael Motley View Post

      You guys laugh about this...but I bet that if you put together a slick enough page and dropped an ad on digitalpoint, you'd get a couple sales out of that
      I don't think you would have to use any deceptive advertising to sell it. The title alone sells it.
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  • Profile picture of the author MichaelHiles
    Man, you guys are a wealth of ideas for this.

    I was thinking about my value-added bonus inducements... and one struck me as a completely separate business model...

    How to make millions of dollars by selling copyrighted intellectual property from Russian and Chinese domiciled webservers.

    That should get em' clicking Buy It Now like rats on crack.
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