What's the quickest way to fast cash?

I noticed a thread back in 2009 here on the WF that explained some great tips from other Warriors about making money online. The thread basically was meant to give newbies the information they needed to make cash if they literally had no money or any knowledge to make that cash. It was meant to be for the desperate people who need big, or at least decent money right away.

I looked at the thread the other day and found that some methods were basically outdated, but I did find some cool ideas. If any of you cool Warriors out there can give your basic methods, or even new and advanced tactics for making nearly instant cash, feel free to share it here. Let's all help the biggest newbies learn how to make some fast money.

How about I start it off?

1. Post gigs on Fiverr.com
2. Write articles on iWriter.com, Greenlightarticles.com, and/or work for others personally.
3. Offer services on freelance sites like Guru.com, Elance.com, or ODesk.com

AND...
4. Offer services to offline businesses

(If you Warriors can elaborate on the ideas above, then that would be great and even helpful.)

God Bless