It's all TWITTER'S Fault!!

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That's right, I'm calling Twitter out. OK, Twitter and the whole "texting" industry. Have you noticed that unless you can distill every thought into fewer than 140 characters that nobody LISTENS ANYMORE!!

Folks, if you suffer from this super high level of ADD, you'll never make it in this business. Jumping from one idea to the next before digesting, implementing and testing the previous idea will result in a spectacular failure flameout. Yep, trust me, I know what I'm talking about.

So yeah, it's all Twitter's fault. That's all I wanted to say. Thanks.
#fault #twitter
  • Profile picture of the author Perrymma
    Medication would do you well.
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Franklin
    Short attention spans have been around BEFORE twitter...Twitter is just capitalizing on it! It's not the CAUSE of short attention spans.
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  • Profile picture of the author QuantumDon
    lol shesh what in the heck!
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  • Profile picture of the author Joe R Piercey
    Originally Posted by IMSince2003 View Post

    That's right, I'm calling Twitter out. OK, Twitter and the whole "texting" industry. Have you noticed that unless you can distill every thought into fewer than 140 characters that nobody LISTENS ANYMORE!!

    Folks, if you suffer from this super high level of ADD, you'll never make it in this business. Jumping from one idea to the next before digesting, implementing and testing the previous idea will result in a spectacular failure flameout. Yep, trust me, I know what I'm talking about.

    So yeah, it's all Twitter's fault. That's all I wanted to say. Thanks.
    How are you connecting Twitter's 140-character rule with people "jumping from one idea to the next", and why does this 'ADD' mean that you'll never make it in this business.

    I dont get it.

    Joe
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    • Profile picture of the author IMSince2003
      Originally Posted by Joe R Piercey View Post

      How are you connecting Twitter's 140-character rule with people "jumping from one idea to the next", and why does this 'ADD' mean that you'll never make it in this business.

      I dont get it.

      Joe
      Wait, doesn't anyone get humor/sarcasm anymore? Let me beat this horse to death and say it again. Look at posts in the forum from newbies. You'll see things like "I built a site yesterday and it's not making money, I'm giving up." and "I created my site 12 hours ago and it's STILL not indexed by Google.", etc., etc. *cough* SO, what I'm saying is that you have to have patience in this business, it doesn't happen overnight, see? Now, let's go to the Twitter part to tie it all together. Twitter is capitalizing on the relatively new trend that you see on the internet and that our kids are engaging in, namely that every thought is tiny and fragmented, and must fit into a 140 character chunk. Hence the popularity of texting. Now, I'm making a JOKE by saying that it's all their fault. Get it? ....cricket, cricket..... That's why I don't do standup anymore.
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      • Profile picture of the author David Spyres
        Originally Posted by IMSince2003 View Post

        Get it? ....cricket, cricket..... That's why I don't do standup anymore.
        And the world thanks you for that ;-)
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  • Profile picture of the author Joe R Piercey
    P.S. I finished a book last week (I'm 24)
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  • Profile picture of the author Simon Ashari
    Is twitter the cause of short attention spans, or simply profiting (or adapting) from it.

    Cause and effect.
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  • Profile picture of the author Genycis
    Lol, imagining now if the new sales letters for 2012 and beyond are 140 characters or less. Couldn't even imagine a site like that, but yeah, I can agree to an extent with you that 140 characters has given some people shorter attention spans, and even with the 140 characters, I find that some people don't want to read THAT much either sadly. Lol!
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    • Profile picture of the author IMSince2003
      Originally Posted by Genycis View Post

      Lol, imagining now if the new sales letters for 2012 and beyond are 140 characters or less. Couldn't even imagine a site like that, but yeah, I can agree to an extent with you that 140 characters has given some people shorter attention spans, and even with the 140 characters, I find that some people don't want to read THAT much either sadly. Lol!
      You mean like this?

      "Buy it now -> $9.99" We'll tell you later what it is that you bought :rolleyes:
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      • Profile picture of the author Martin Lee Jr
        Originally Posted by IMSince2003 View Post

        You mean like this?

        "Buy it now -> $9.99" We'll tell you later what it is that you bought :rolleyes:

        Sounds like something the U.S Congress would say - lol
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        • Profile picture of the author JohnMcCabe
          Originally Posted by IMSince2003 View Post

          Yes, hence the "amusing" part of the post. Ahh, never mind. Moving on, nothing to see here....
          Now you know what I feel like after telling my wife some of the jokes I find hilarious. By the time I finish explaining them, I don't think they are funny anymore, either. (BTW, my wife is a very smart woman. We just have, shall I say, 'overlapping but not identical' senses of humor.)

          Humor in plain text? Not easy, is it?
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          • Profile picture of the author IMSince2003
            Originally Posted by JohnMcCabe View Post

            Now you know what I feel like after telling my wife some of the jokes I find hilarious. By the time I finish explaining them, I don't think they are funny anymore, either. (BTW, my wife is a very smart woman. We just have, shall I say, 'overlapping but not identical' senses of humor.)

            Humor in plain text? Not easy, is it?
            No, it's harder than it looks I'll leave it to the professionals next time...
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          • Profile picture of the author David Spyres
            Originally Posted by JohnMcCabe View Post

            Now you know what I feel like after telling my wife some of the jokes I find hilarious. By the time I finish explaining them, I don't think they are funny anymore, either. (BTW, my wife is a very smart woman. We just have, shall I say, 'overlapping but not identical' senses of humor.)

            I think we are married to the same woman!!!

            Sometimes ... it's just not worth the effort to even open my mouth in the first place.
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  • Profile picture of the author EightyPlus
    I don't think I can agree with your point.
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    • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
      Originally Posted by JohnMcCabe View Post

      Humor in plain text? Not easy, is it?
      And yet...

      Originally Posted by IMSince2003 View Post

      Sigh. I am NOT having any trouble at all holding people's attention. Did you even read the OP?
      That's funny, right there.


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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    Originally Posted by IMSince2003 View Post

    That's right, I'm calling Twitter out.
    What? Couldn't get past the first sentence.
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  • Profile picture of the author Pcity
    Well a business slogan short be short but powerful. But I do hear what you are saying, peoples attention getting shorter means its harder to market to them, if you are using an outdated method.
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  • Profile picture of the author Mark72
    lol... I can't believe I actually continued reading down to the bottom of this thread.
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  • Profile picture of the author JimDucharme
    Originally Posted by IMSince2003 View Post

    That's right, I'm calling Twitter out. OK, Twitter and the whole "texting" industry. Have you noticed that unless you can distill every thou
    That's as far as I got.



    Regards,
    jim
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  • Profile picture of the author Curtis2011
    Originally Posted by IMSince2003 View Post

    That's right, I'm calling Twitter out. OK, Twitter and the whole "texting" industry. Have you noticed that unless you can distill every thought into fewer than 140 characters that nobody LISTENS ANYMORE!
    Wrong.

    I consistently read email newsletters that are 500-1000+ words in length.

    Why do I read them? Because I care about what the person who writes them has to say, because he is a respectable authority in the area he speaks in and I know he isn't trying to bullshit me.
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    • Profile picture of the author JohnMcCabe
      Originally Posted by Curtis2011 View Post

      Wrong.

      I consistently read email newsletters that are 500-1000+ words in length.

      Why do I read them? Because I care about what the person who writes them has to say, because he is a respectable authority in the area he speaks in and I know he isn't trying to bullshit me.
      No offense intended, but you may be proving that there's a seed of truth in there. It sounds like you believe that 500-1000 words is a long newsletter...
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      • Profile picture of the author Curtis2011
        Originally Posted by JohnMcCabe View Post

        No offense intended, but you may be proving that there's a seed of truth in there. It sounds like you believe that 500-1000 words is a long newsletter...
        I was just using those numbers as an estimate off the top of my head.

        I just went and did a word count of the last newsletter I read, and it was over 1300 words. It is also currently the longest newsletter email that I receive from anyone at the moment. I would probably read longer ones if there were longer ones that I received on a topic of my interest, but there's not.

        Although I do remember reading the old David DeAngelo newsletters a few years back. IIRC some of those things were super long.
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