You Know You're An Internet Marketer When...

[Shannon Herod]

When you pay more in taxes than you use to make in an entire year!

[peato]

You know you are an internet makeketer when you...
...are constantly thinking about traffic.

...check your sites' logs several times per day.

[shane_k]

You know you are an Internet Marketer when your mother or father tells you to get a REAL JOB even though you are making just as much as they are or more.

or

when all of your parents blue collar friends are asking you if you can help them set up an online business.

or

when you know what Google Analytics is and how to set it up

or

when you tell someone that you sell to people who are on your email list and they think you are a spammer.

[shane_k]

Originally Posted by Paul_Short

"Baby, I have an OTO you just CAN'T refuse and if you turn me down you'll NEVER have this opportunity again!"



Paul

Or

you hold up a banner that says, "this offer expires in 1:09:23 and it is counting down."


Shane_k

[shane_k]

Originally Posted by melanied

You know you're an internet marketer when...

- when you laughed at them and had the urge to turn around and tell someone else, and then realized no one else you know would get it

This is the best one!

here's an adjustment

when you laugh at them and the person that you think of emailing this to lives halfway around the world and you have never met in person.

[GrantFreeman]

You Know You're An Internet Marketer When...

You rarely talk to anyone unless they use Skype

Grant

[RenaissanceMan]

You know your an internet marketer when you go online to research for an elliptical exercise machine for you and your girlfriend and you end up being driven to an affiliate review page of ellipticals by accident and before you know it your emailing your graphic designer and getting ready to enter the equipment exercise machine niche

[joannabenz]

When you're too busy to eat or make it to the grocery store!

[pavondunbar]

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN INTERNET MARKETER WHEN...

1) You'd rather attend a live webinar instead of going play pool with the guys...

2) Your guy friends talk about the hottest chicks, and then look at you funny when you talk about the hottest ebooks you just downloaded...

3) You get upset when you mistakenly deleted the .PSD file you were working on but the cat pissing all over the brand new carpet doesn't bother you a bit...

4) You spend your Saturday nights on the WF instead of going out on the town with your girlfriend...

5) Household chores become a drag to you now because they take away time from the computer.

6) Your followers on Twitter know more about what's going on in your life than your own mother (unless she's one of your followers on Twitter)...

7) Your girlfriend thinks you're trying to start a cult when she sees your Twitter profile and realizes you have 2,000 followers...LOL...and she hasn't heard of Twitter...

8) You pay $100 a month for 3000 cable channels but spend more time watching YouTube videos instead of the TV...

9) You talk about Squidoo to your girlfriend and she thinks you are referring to a new seafood restaurant you want to take her to...

and finally...

10) Your friends ask you what you want for your birthday and you tell them, "Just go to the Warrior Special Offers Forum online and pick out something to buy me" instead of telling them to go to Foot Locker to get you the newest basketball sneakers that are out...

Pavon

[Kenneth Fox]

You know you're an internet marketer when...

Your wife tells her parents that you are into
viral marketing......and now they think your a swinger