Darn Good Frog
One of the things I learned a while back was to set yourself apart from the crowd .
The dude I learned it from used the example of eating a frog .
Think about it if you see 100 people eating an ice cream cone and one person sitting with them eating a frog , which one will you look twice at? Which one will you tell others about ?
Unless you are from somewhere that doesn't have ice cream you will more than likely notice the frog eater .
There are a lot of frog eaters online . You may even eat frog yourself . Has eating frog made you stand head and shoulders above the rest ?
The answer is probably no.
The problem is , you are sitting there with a look on your face that says "this is the shi&&iest frog I have ever tasted ".
Eating frog is not as unusual as it once was . A lot of frog eaters have joined the online world as of late .
Now you could just jump on the lizard eating wagon. Then the buzzard wagon. I think you get the point .
Face it , you have set yourself up as a frog eater . You have a lot invested in all those frog recipes.
Time to take a new direction in frog eating .
Instead of trying to sell the concept of chocking down a slimy frog, start telling everyone how good the frog taste. Tell them just how healthy the frog is for you . Let them know that since you started eating this delicious frog your jumping ability has increased ten fold . Shoot Billy Bob started eating frog the way I showed him and he is planning on jumping five buses next week ( for charity of course ) .
Eating frog will make you a little money . Having everyone you come in contact with say " that's some mighty tasty looking frog " will make you a rich frog eater .
Nothing to see here, move along...
âThey did not know it was impossible so they did itâ
-Samuel Clemens" (As Mark Twain)
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-Samuel Clemens" (As Mark Twain)
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