Pssst wanna read a bad article?

[DeePower]

A few days ago someone asked to see a bad article. Well here's one. And no I didn't write it on purpose to be bad. I didn't write it period.

Acai berry is a very effective weight loss medicine. It is easier to lose your weight through this and moreover the price is also not so high. This medicine works very effectively and if it is consumed then the person loses weight very easily as well as in a very short duration of time. Some of the T.V actress and the silver screen actress has also used this medicine for losing their weight and hence got very astonishing results. The use of this medicine does not have any side effects and moreover it never fails to meet its expectation. The Acai Berry XXXX has been recommended by many of the news channels and tests are done if it suits the mankind.

Choosing the product carefully

There are many products in the market that use its name but they do not give the desired result and hence are of no use to the mankind. The peoples who use the Acai berry should be very careful before choosing this product because there are many products in the market that resembles the original product and they also share their name but are of no use.

The Acai should be used keeping in mind certain things that the use of this product is only to the person who is fat and has got extra pounds but the use of this product by the people who do not require it might be dangerous as it might make you weak and the ingredients that are used in manufacturing this product might make a person ill. The duplicate of this product is made very often and are being sold very cheap in the market and so most people buy it and become the victim of the imitations.

The original product has got many essential ingredients that can make you fit and provide your body with the minerals required for the proper growth of the body. Acai berry contains vitamins like vitamin B1, B2, B12…etc and so they help in the process of body building without increasing the body weight. They also contain the desired fatty acids which help in the development of the body but do not add any extra pound which makes a person fat and look ugly. Acai berry besides the ingredients of vitamins and minerals also contain calcium and phosphorous which are helpful to the teeth and bones and make them stronger and rigid. This product is made from the natural ingredients and so it do not cause any harm to the body.

Obviously written by someone whose native language is not English.

Dee

[tommygadget]

That article actually hurt my head. Please don't post any more of these, thanks

TomG.

[ragnartm]

Ugh, I stopped reading after the 5 first repetitions of the exact same thing.

[Kat Fuschillo]

Wow! That's really bad.

I think it's the worst I've ever seen.

[Michael Hilton]

'The Acai should be used keeping in mind certain things that the use of this product is only to the person who is fat and has got extra pounds but the use of this product by the people who do not require it might be dangerous as it might make you weak and the ingredients that are used in manufacturing this product might make a person ill.'


Fills you with warmth and confidence doesn't it?

[Droopy Dawg]

Acai berry medicine?

[debra]

And what did we do to you, to bestow upon us such pain?

That hurt.

[tkalamba]

I couldnt make it past the first 2 sentences without getting a headache

[Diana Lane]

Originally Posted by DeePower

The Acai should be used keeping in mind certain things that the use of this product is only to the person who is fat and has got extra pounds but the use of this product by the people who do not require it might be dangerous as it might make you weak and the ingredients that are used in manufacturing this product might make a person ill. The duplicate of this product is made very often and are being sold very cheap in the market and so most people buy it and become the victim of the imitations.

An author with English as a second language isn't what immediately sprang to mind here. I thought it was written by a lawyer - a lawyer who has spent far too many hours reading fine print gobbledegook. Turn an Acai Berry tree upside down and that is probably what's written on all of them

[remodeler]

That article reads just like the ones from Cyberhub! May even be one of theirs. LOL

[DeePower]

For those of you who may be wondering I own all rights (don't wanna own 'em but I do) to this article so there is no breach of copyright when I posted it.

Dee

[rapidscc]

I was wondering if that article made any sales?..coz if it did then the internet really is a money machine..

[DeePower]

No it hasn't made any sales. There is NO way I could post it ANYWHERE. Not even on a MFA where I want people to leave by clicking on the ads.

Dee

[WritingMadwoman]

I've paid for some just like that in the past...they are still gathering dust on my hard drive because I don't have the strength to try rewriting them

Wendy

[Kevin Birch]

Originally Posted by DeePower

Obviously written by someone whose native language is not English.

Dee

I hired the same guy to write some articles for me - I know now what you get sometimes for 3 bucks an article . . .

He didn't get paid though

He told me that he found my topic dull and that he wanted to inject some humour () into the articles. He went on to say, 'just like Mr Shakespeare did'.

Scary huh!

[Kevin Birch]

Originally Posted by DeePower

For those of you who may be wondering I own all rights (don't wanna own 'em but I do) to this article so there is no breach of copyright when I posted it.

Dee

It will be interesting to do a search for it in a few days eh?

[affilcrazy]

How do I go about hiring this writer?

They're brilliant!!!

Cheers
Partha

[Steven Carl Kelly]

Looks like Cyberhub.

[Michael Oksa]

The best way of talking a response to article like one such as this is to notice the wording of how the sentences are. Many fine people in public will agree with such an idea when thinking of what to say. It is true because it is suits for the mankind and they do know the talking to say when they do it.

Scientific research has show that there is no way that is other than this for the article. You do like when ever you want more to be written in the same way. For the professional writer who makes his money by writing they can see that the article is writing similar.

All the best,
Michael

[marketingfactor]

Those articles are normally created by overseas writers once and then spun using a system called "markoved text". They are BAD... and yet, some people seem to think that it helps their SEO.

Let me be clear... if you think that kind of article helps SEO... it's time to reconsider. Good articles are good for both humans and SE spiders. And bad articles are also bad for both. This is not 2001 anymore, Google's algorithms are much smarter now than markoved text.

Cheers!
Miguel Alvarez

[Heuristic]

Definitely reads like a typical Cyberhub article lol

[tommygadget]

Originally Posted by kevinb

It will be interesting to do a search for it in a few days eh?

I was just thinking that, I was also wondering why Dee actually admitted to owning said copyright.

Originally Posted by Michael Oksa

The best way of talking a response to article like one such as this is to notice the wording of how the sentences are. Many fine people in public will agree with such an idea when thinking of what to say. It is true because it is suits for the mankind and they do know the talking to say when they do it.

Scientific research has show that there is no way that is other than this for the article. You do like when ever you want more to be written in the same way. For the professional writer who makes his money by writing they can see that the article is writing similar.

All the best,
Michael

Michael, that is truly messed up. Reading those lines was very hard, very hard indeed...

TomG.

[DeePower]

Tommygadget I admitted owning the copyright because I didn't want anyone thinking I was posting someone else's writing, no matter how bad, without permission.

Dee

[Steven Wagenheim]

Originally Posted by Michael Oksa

The best way of talking a response to article like one such as this is to notice the wording of how the sentences are. Many fine people in public will agree with such an idea when thinking of what to say. It is true because it is suits for the mankind and they do know the talking to say when they do it.

Scientific research has show that there is no way that is other than this for the article. You do like when ever you want more to be written in the same way. For the professional writer who makes his money by writing they can see that the article is writing similar.

All the best,
Michael

WTF are you smoking Michael?

All kidding aside, it's the kind of writing that Dee shared with us that
gives article writers a bad name.

Ouch, that hurt my head and so did your post Michael.

I owe you one.

[Michael Oksa]

Originally Posted by tommygadget

Michael, that is truly messed up. Reading those lines was very hard, very hard indeed...

TomG.

Originally Posted by Steven Wagenheim

WTF are you smoking Michael?

All kidding aside, it's the kind of writing that Dee shared with us that
gives article writers a bad name.

Ouch, that hurt my head and so did your post Michael.

I owe you one.

Sorry guys! I just had to try my hand at that kind of drivel.

All I can say is that it wasn't easy.



~Michael

[DrewG]

Haha wow, seems like it was a rewrite from another article that got badly translated or something =(

Hurt my head.

[tommygadget]

Originally Posted by DeePower

Tommygadget I admitted owning the copyright because I didn't want anyone thinking I was posting someone else's writing, no matter how bad, without permission.

Dee

Dee! I totally knew why you said it, I just could NOT resist a small jab

TomG.

[Nigel Greaves]

Originally Posted by Diana Lane

An author with English as a second language isn't what immediately sprang to mind here. I thought it was written by a lawyer

Glad to know it wasn't just me that thought that Diana

Nigel

[Michael Oksa]

Originally Posted by Diana Lane

An author with English as a second language isn't what immediately sprang to mind here. I thought it was written by a lawyer - a lawyer who has spent far too many hours reading fine print gobbledegook. Turn an Acai Berry tree upside down and that is probably what's written on all of them

Originally Posted by Nigel Greaves

Glad to know it wasn't just me that thought that Diana

Nigel

Nah...

I think a lawyer would do it more like this.

EXCERPT FROM ORIGINAL: "The peoples who use the Acai berry should be very careful before choosing this product because there are many products in the market that resembles the original product and they also share their name but are of no use."


SAME EXCERPT IN LEGALESE: "Persons who choose to ingest, or otherwise consume, the fruit of the Acai plant (henceforth referred to as "Acai berry") are liable for any injuries or loss of limb or life from said consumption. Therefore, it is advised that such persons should exercise due diligence prior to the selection of any Acai berry product. This situation is further exacerbated by the plethora of like products within the marketplace. While these products maintain a resemblance to original Acai berry products (in appearance and name) their efficacy is questionable and, therefore, should not be employed in any shape, way or form, due to the potential detriment of said action."

All the best,
Michael

[tranquility]

When you read it out loud it sounds like something Yoda would say ... "Weight loss medicine very effective Acai berry medicine is ..." - or something like that.

Ouch ... I think I strained something.

Yup - I did.

Debbie

[WritingMadwoman]

Originally Posted by tranquility

When you read it out loud it sounds like something Yoda would say ... "Weight loss medicine very effective Acai berry medicine is ..." - or something like that.

Ouch ... I think I strained something.

Yup - I did.

Debbie

Debbie, you made me laugh out loud with that one

[J Elizabeth Dize]

haha, I've seen worse -- at least this one makes sense...sorta?

*sigh* okay...at least it has words that are in a semi-correct order :P

[tommygadget]

Originally Posted by Michael Oksa

Nah...

I think a lawyer would do it more like this.

EXCERPT FROM ORIGINAL: "The peoples who use the Acai berry should be very careful before choosing this product because there are many products in the market that resembles the original product and they also share their name but are of no use."


SAME EXCERPT IN LEGALESE: "Persons who choose to ingest, or otherwise consume, the fruit of the Acai plant (henceforth referred to as "Acai berry") are liable for any injuries or loss of limb or life from said consumption. Therefore, it is advised that such persons should exercise due diligence prior to the selection of any Acai berry product. This situation is further exacerbated by the plethora of like products within the marketplace. While these products maintain a resemblance to original Acai berry products (in appearance and name) their efficacy is questionable and, therefore, should not be employed in any shape, way or form, due to the potential detriment of said action."

All the best,
Michael

I think that you also meant to say "This product is not intended to cure any disease and the claims herein have not been verified by the FDA. The user therefore holds the aforementioned Acai berry supplier blameless for any loss due to ingesting and/or purchasing the product and assumes all responsibility for any circumstances including but not limited to spontaneous combustion of said individual."

TomG.

[DeePower]

Even the logic is cr@ppy.

In the first paragraph it says: The use of this medicine does not have any side effects

The fourth paragraph says but the use of this product by the people who do not require it might be dangerous as it might make you weak and the ingredients that are used in manufacturing this product might make a person ill.

But the last paragraph says: This product is made from the natural ingredients and so it do not cause any harm to the body.

*head bang *head bang *head bang

Dee

[Michael Oksa]

Originally Posted by tommygadget

I think that you also meant to say "This product is not intended to cure any disease and the claims herein have not been verified by the FDA. The user therefore holds the aforementioned Acai berry supplier blameless for any loss due to ingesting and/or purchasing the product and assumes all responsibility for any circumstances including but not limited to spontaneous combustion of said individual."

TomG.

LOL

That's right! I knew I was forgetting something.



~Michael

[dorim]

I've seen a lot of bad writing from article and ghost writers, I wonder what makes them think they can call themselves writers........ Its not right to take a person's money and deliver shoddy grammatically incorrect articles.

[astaga]

Originally Posted by Diana Lane

An author with English as a second language isn't what immediately sprang to mind here. I thought it was written by a lawyer - a lawyer who has spent far too many hours reading fine print gobbledegook. Turn an Acai Berry tree upside down and that is probably what's written on all of them

Diana, thanks for making me laugh out out..
That was needed after such a stressful reading

You mean you've heard of the International Academy Concerned Attorneys ????

[Gambbit]

Moreover that article is bad. Not only that, it outshines a lot of other bad articles. Moreover, it never fails to surprise me that these people write!



Good 'un Dee!

There are a lot of article writers I've used in the past, a few are in my pool of good ones, a couple are in the pool of very good ones, one is an absolute gem at his price and more than half of them suck. If I knew who wrote this article, he / she might take the last position on the hierarchy!

[Harry Behrens]

Originally Posted by DeePower

Acai berry is a very effective weight loss medicine. It is easier to lose your weight through this and moreover the price is also not so high. This medicine works very effectively and if it is consumed then the person loses weight very easily as well as in a very short duration of time. Some of the T.V actress and the silver screen actress has also used this medicine for losing their weight and hence got very astonishing results. The use of this medicine does not have any side effects and moreover it never fails to meet its expectation. The Acai Berry XXXX has been recommended by many of the news channels and tests are done if it suits the mankind.

That doesn't look to me so much as a "bad" article, than a "spinned" article. Machine-rewritten. From the way some words are placed in the text... I had some not-so-nice experience with this years and years ago, back when I thought I could outsmart Google with all my AHK macros and algorithms and clever stuff.

I mean I get your point of course Dee, it is obviously literally a bad article... but I think you can have articles that are hand-written by people and actually readable and still have them be bad in other ways (such as not providing value, etc). Those types of articles are the harder ones to steer away from I think.

[Thaddaeus T. Hogg]

Whooo weeee... thut thar is shoren a thang of beautiness! Why, I ain't never seen nuthin like it. I got's ta git me the name of thut thar folk cause thut thar is a work of rite fine artistery!

...an iffin yew be a thankin Imma talkin bout thut thar writin, yew shore must be tetched! Imma talkin bout thut thar purty gurl in thut thar pitcher. Thut Dee Power even makes Rudabegah Higginbottom look plain an thut thar takes some bit a doin!

[Goatboy]

Originally Posted by hmbehrens

That doesn't look to me so much as a "bad" article, than a "spinned" article. Machine-rewritten. From the way some words are placed in the text... I had some not-so-nice experience with this years and years ago, back when I thought I could outsmart Google with all my AHK macros and algorithms and clever stuff.

My thought was similar but more along the lines of Bablefish. To my ear, it reads like it has been written in another language and then translated into english using a translator program. It seems to me that anybody doing any amount of article writing would read the article and realize how bad it is, unless for some reason he couldn't read it.

[DeePower]

This is what you get for a penny a word. Writers don't sell yourself short.

[ecoverartist]

I once read a student's college essay (english is his first and only language) which read something like...

And during the day I like to watch TV 8 but I always have homework to do 99.

I asked him what 8 and 99 were and he looked at his paper utterly baffled by it. I think he meant to put parenthesis around it instead but wasn't sure how.

[tommygadget]

Dee, I think it's pretty mean spirited that you posted my article here on an open forum. I worked very hard for days on it and am very sad you did not get your $0.32 worth. I will rewrite it for you at no additional cost.

TomG.