Absence Causes Pregnancy!!!

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Howdy folks! I was thankin about somethin today and I decided to share it with you. Please allow me to tell ya'll a story and then I will tell you folks what the moral of the story is!


See, about three years ago I was talkin to my good friend Bubba. He had come into some dinero and he was wantin to take a vacation. He asked me where he should go on his vacation and I told him he should go to Aruba. Wellsir, he went and when he got back he came to visit me and he told me that his wife got pregnant!


Two years ago he came to me and asked me where he should go again. I told him he oughta try Mexico. He went and when he got back he told me his wife got pregnant again!


Well, last year he asked me where he should go and I told him to try Canada. He went and when he got back, danged if he didn't tell me his wife got pregnant again!


So this year I told him to go to Hong Kong and he said that that was a right nice idea but he was goin to do things a little differently. This time he was goin to take his wife with him!


So here's the thang for all you folks who can't seem to make any money online... if you keep doin thangs the same ole way that you are doin them then you is goin to get the same ole results. If you want to have different results then you is gonna have to do thangs differently!!!


Take care!



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