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[CLOSED- We have a Winner!] 1,000th Post! CONTEST: FREE Minisite Design...

by Jose Delgado
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...Don't Panic Just Yet, I won't design it so don't worry.

Now If you didn't see Jeremy's Post: http://www.warriorforum.com/main-int...got-owned.html

Go see it so you can get an Idea.

He decided to give me a Minisite Package Along With a Matching Wordpress Theme.

Since I really don't need it, He has given me permission to pass along my gift to some one else.

So if you missed it, here's your chance once again.

Here's what you'll get: (If you still don't know)

  • 1 header & footer
  • 1 ecover in 3 sizes plus a flat cover
  • 1 each order/join button
  • 1 bullet point
  • 1 matching wordpress theme
  • basic html page

THE CONTEST

Here it goes: :p

Whoever can come up with the best name for a new product in the "Portable Toilet Business", and how one can make a killing placing ads on the inside of the doors, will win the minisite package.

THE JUDGE
  • Jeremy Gatica
  • Jose Delgado (Moi)

RULES

  • Be creative
  • Be unique
  • Have fun! :p

RESULTS...

WILL be announced sometime tomorrow or in 2 days.


Thanks Jeremy for this awesome opportunity!

This is to celebrate Jeremy's Birthday and My 1,000th Post!

See ya!

Good Luck!


EDIT:

One more thing, to win, you also have to tell me how handsome I look on my new avatar. (Even if you are a Man.)

jk
#contest #crazy #design #free #minisite #post
  • Profile picture of the author Jose Delgado
    PS: Sorry the thread looks horrible.
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    • Profile picture of the author RobinSkeen
      I REALLY want to tell you how handsome you look in your new avatar. I really do. Can I just say that the tiger suited you?

      It's too early to think about port-a-johns. I'll get back to you on that.
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      • Profile picture of the author Bev Clement
        Flushed with success

        Don't let success get flushed down the drain

        Have your ads printed on the loo rolls :p

        The tiger was a brilliant avatar
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        • Profile picture of the author John Taylor
          Comodious Comodes For All Occasions & Locations!

          Check out our Comodious rage of Comode options..

          Bog Standard - no frills and high functional
          Royal Flush - complete with broadband & plasma TV
          Eau de Toilette - Perfumed extravagence just for the ladies
          Mon Sewer - Designed with the beer drinking man in mind

          All come complete with tear off coupons on a roll, pop up
          ads on the seats and 24/7 "graffiti" ads on inside of doors.

          Luxury versions have sponsored broadband radio and TV
          advertising.

          These aren't just ordinary comodes, these are WF Luxury on
          the move comodes!

          Oh well, back to work

          John
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          • Profile picture of the author JeremyL
            "Need to poo?...We'll come to You!"

            PS: Bring back the Tiger! This is my second request now
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            • Profile picture of the author graphicsgenie
              I would take a picture of a generic toilet, with the death reaper stood behind in with scythe raised. The caption underneath

              "At Least Your Sat In The Right Seat!"

              Would then sell advertising space on the bottom of the poster.
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              • Profile picture of the author Bev Clement
                John you nicked my bog standard one.

                The Throne Room

                Your Office



                Remember the job isn't done until the paperwork is completed.


                Put the tiger in your tank
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                • Profile picture of the author aikay77
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                  Hi Bev,

                  That pix looks incredible. How can I get the real thing? It'll just make a nice fit in my house. At least My disbelieveing friends will see how much luxury i live in. :-)
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                  • Profile picture of the author Kevin Riley
                    Ads on the inside of the loo door?

                    Since anyone sitting there long enough to read the ad most likely suffers from constipation, I'd think a leaflet giving a discount on a new laxative would be hot.

                    As for the name of the toilet -- which has no connection to the advert, I take it -- "Lug-A-Loo"
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                    • Profile picture of the author Ricky Allen
                      Hi There

                      The Avatar first then

                      You look just as good as how I wish I looked. There can be no better compliment!


                      Bottoms Up!

                      This is the name of the product.

                      Headline:

                      If ever you need a loo it's Bottoms Up for Bottoms Down every time!

                      Sub Heads:

                      Never be caught short again thanks to Bottoms Up!

                      For Your Privacy, Your Comfort And Your Relief I'ts Bottoms Up every time!



                      Making a killing from the product:

                      Contact all the major loo roll supliers and say you will put only there loo rolls in all the loos. That is the one who will pay you the most to do this and maybe they will also supply the loo rolls for free.

                      And you also put an advert for only their loo rolls on the inside of the door.

                      Simple yet effective and I think this would work.

                      Ricky " The Ebook Generator" Allen
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                      • Profile picture of the author Jose Delgado
                        Hmmmmm....

                        Seems like everyone prefers my sweet little tiger instead of my "new look"

                        Thanks for everyone that has posted. Keep'em coming.

                        I think something like this would also work.

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                        • Profile picture of the author Jeremy Gatica
                          well most people like tigers, myself included, so I am not gonna
                          try to tell you how good you look after all its, just that, well ...you know,
                          ummmm, its not, a tiger.
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                          • Profile picture of the author Greg Cooksley
                            Hey Jose,

                            Your avatar looks great.....

                            OK, the name of the business should be:

                            "Have Potty - Will Travel"

                            In terms of advertising:

                            Have replaceable tear-off vouchers/coupons offering special deals.

                            Also, I like the idea of printing on the bog rolls.....

                            Boring I know....but have signs encouraging people to wash their
                            hands....

                            Have aluminium advertising frames - so that you can sell advertising
                            space to local businesses......

                            Hey Bev, all that picture is missing is some stationary bike
                            pedals so that you can get a workout while on the john....

                            Regards

                            Greg
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                            • Profile picture of the author Lance K
                              Jose, you handsome devil you! :p

                              NAME IDEAS:

                              Void Vector
                              Deuce Dungeon
                              Cleansing Castle
                              Executive Outhouse

                              ADVERTISING IDEAS:

                              Put 2 flaps on the door. On one simply write "LOVE" and on the other "LUST". Put a porn ad inside the Lust one and a Jewelry ad in the other.

                              Either that or list that website where you can order real live animal dung to be sent to someone else.

                              Or an ad for those little bottles of gel type germ killers.
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                              • Profile picture of the author Peter Bestel
                                Jose

                                I was a fan of the tiger too, and if you think I'm going to re-edit the Warrior Hall of Fame video cos you've changed it...!

                                Anywaysup, the competition:

                                Names:

                                MobiLoo

                                Supa Porta Pooper Station

                                WC in Fields (can't take credit for this - real company!)


                                Taglines:

                                Better Than Behind That Tree

                                Everything you do, is driven away by us

                                No1 in Toilets, No2s Also Allowed

                                When you have to go, we'll be there


                                As for the ads on the back of the doors, I think it'd be better putting the ads on the floor! And I'll tell you for why; guys won't sit down at all unless they really, really have to, so their back will be to the door most times. And whether it's a guy or a girl, when 'sitting' they'll probably try to hover and will be so busy trying to avoid contact with any surface that they'll only have time to look at the floor. Best to get household cleaning companies, floor contractors/fitters and the like for advertisers.

                                Peter
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                                • Profile picture of the author Jose Delgado
                                  Why thank you Lance!

                                  Great Ideas, and headlines guys! (and gals) :p

                                  I'll see what Jeremy has to say.
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                                  • Profile picture of the author rapidscc
                                    Poopcatcher
                                    DumpGrabber
                                    LeakTank
                                    PoopTank
                                    Portalet Nemesis :-)
                                    relax-a-let - relaxing portable toilet.
                                    enjoy-a-let
                                    comfort-a-let - comfortable toilet
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                                    If you're looking for partners :

                                    There's gold in your poop!
                                    Stop thinking while pooping, start earning in the John!

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                                    Ad idea at the back of the door.
                                    "Diarrhea? use diatabs"

                                    on the right side:

                                    a picture of a lady all smiles in white with white rose in ear waving with with one-hand, the other stretched handing out toilet paper above the toilet paper the Brand.

                                    on the left side:

                                    a free news paper full of ads or flyers full of ads.

                                    The back is the first thing you'll see when you enter. So i recommend a big poster of a relaxing deodorant or soap bar or shampoo.

                                    The point here is to let the portalet client relax, make the entire experience be relaxing..we all want that when we take a dump.

                                    It should be relaxing, no horror stuff coz the poor person might not enjoy dumping and leave immediately.
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                                    • Profile picture of the author Jose Delgado
                                      Originally Posted by rapidscc View Post

                                      Poopcatcher
                                      DumpGrabber
                                      LeakTank
                                      PoopTank
                                      Portalet Nemesis :-)
                                      relax-a-let - relaxing portable toilet.
                                      enjoy-a-let
                                      comfort-a-let - comfortable toilet
                                      ------------------------------------------------
                                      If you're looking for partners :

                                      There's gold in your poop!
                                      Stop thinking while pooping, start earning in the John!

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                                      Ad idea at the back of the door.
                                      "Diarrhea? use diatabs"

                                      on the right side:

                                      a picture of a lady all smiles in white with white rose in ear waving with with one-hand, the other stretched handing out toilet paper above the toilet paper the Brand.

                                      on the left side:

                                      a free news paper full of ads or flyers full of ads.

                                      The back is the first thing you'll see when you enter. So i recommend a big poster of a relaxing deodorant or soap bar or shampoo.

                                      The point here is to let the portalet client relax, make the entire experience be relaxing..we all want that when we take a dump.

                                      It should be relaxing, no horror stuff coz the poor person might not enjoy dumping and leave immediately.
                                      hahahaha GREAT Post!

                                      Cracked me up!
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