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Witty Writers

by Ronnie Nijmeh
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Does anyone know where I can find a witty writer to scribble some short but funny quips?

A good writer can be hard to come by, but a consistently funny one can be near impossible!

If you know of anyone or can recommend someone, it'd be very much appreciated!

Ronnie
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
    Do a search on Twitter if you need a witter. With the shortness of a tweet, they need to stay on their feet! You may find a hitter who won't be a quitter!
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    • Profile picture of the author Ken Strong
      Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert View Post

      Do a search on Twitter if you need a witter. With the shortness of a tweet, they need to stay on their feet! You may find a hitter who won't be a quitter!
      No, no... the man said consistently funny...
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      • Profile picture of the author TSDMike
        Ronnie,

        Depending on your topic I might be able to help you out. My blogs contain numerous writing samples - they are linked in my signature.

        Check them out and get back to me if you're interested.

        Mike
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      • Profile picture of the author RoiRaw
        Originally Posted by KenStrong View Post

        No, no... the man said consistently funny...

        LOOK! I think you found your guy right here. His avatar says it all! What on earth were you thinking? Oh, who cares, its hilarious. A good sense of humor can carry a man very far in this niche.
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      • Profile picture of the author Ronnie Nijmeh
        Originally Posted by KenStrong View Post

        No, no... the man said consistently funny...
        Ha ha ha!! You both actually made me laugh out loud.

        It's true... we all have moments of hilarity, but the true comic genius can be witty the majority of the time!
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      • Profile picture of the author affilcrazy
        Originally Posted by KenStrong View Post

        No, no... the man said consistently funny...

        Ken gets my vote! Sorry Dan, but that really made me giggle!!

        Cheers
        Partha
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
        Originally Posted by KenStrong View Post

        No, no... the man said consistently funny...
        I made no claim to be funny or witty, only to rhyme in my quick little ditty.
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        Dan's content is irregularly read by handfuls of people. Join the elite few by reading his blog: dcrBlogs.com, following him on Twitter: dcrTweets.com or reading his fiction: dcrWrites.com but NOT by Clicking Here!

        Dan also writes content for hire, but you can't afford him anyway.
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  • Profile picture of the author Bounderby
    Depending on your subject, Winston Churchill or Oscar Wilde probably said something witty you could use.
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  • Profile picture of the author Tyrus Antas
    Ahhh... I miss Owen Thomas from Valleywag.

    Tyrus
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  • Profile picture of the author summerm
    try looking at entertainment business forums-- ie people trying to break into writing for tv, etc.
    or if you know someone funny, follow him around, taking notes
    we probably all know at least one person who just won't quit
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