Killer Joe

A lot of books have been written on this subject, most of them won’t tell you these valuable secrets.

It’s a known fact the more you know about negotiating, the more stuff you’ll get for yourself and the less stuff the other guy will get for his self and that’s what we call a Win-Win situation. We call it that because we won twice as much stuff as the other guy.

So, whenever you get into a negotiation you want the atmosphere to be as tense as possible. That way the other...

This blog post is a bit of satire inspired by a little bit of what has gone on here lately. I write humor/satire and try to find the lighter side in most situations, so this is just a spoof to give you a chuckle or two if you are in the mood.
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Dear Fellow Internet Marketers,

I didn't know where to turn for this request until I read some of the other posts here. I know you are a generous group, I'm not going to hold that against...

The first time I read a sales letter that said I can sit in front of my computer naked and make millions I knew I had just read the perfect job description. After all, I was born naked, so what could be more natural.

But when I got to the part where it said I needed a web cam I was disappointed to say the least. Even a mirror is scary these days. I don't know how much money you can make posting gross images online, but it can't be that much. If that was the case I'm sure I'd be paying...

The Birth of Internet Marketing

A lot of mystery has surrounded the actual events that led up to this phenom.

A few historians attribute the rise of Internet Marketing to Stanley Boyshole but most of them don't. In fact, Boyshole, who went by the name Darleen to those who knew him, barely could read or write in the beginning. It wasn't until he entered the first grade that he even began to use the alphabet.

This was quite a relief to his parents, who...

Like everybody else in the free world I signed up for Frank's new Mass Control do-hickey.

Didn't want to do it, thought I owed it to him. Had some space on the 'ol bookshelf and figgered WTF.

At first, nothing much happened, so you can imagine my disappointment. As the hours ticked by with nothing to show for my efforts, I began to wonder if I had made a mistake.

I was pretty sure my strategy of putting Frank's stuff right next to John Reese's Traffic...