Argy bargys, muscles BBAkwe out of the way.
Blimey, first time I laid eyes on you lass, WOW! You clean knocked me straight off my feet, you are absolutely drop dead gorgeously, stunningly beautiful!
And an
SEO Queen too, another of my favourite subjects.
Hey up lass, if you find yourself in down in the south west this summer, may I take you out for some afternoon tea with strawberries and fresh cream?
Perhaps a bit of sailing afterwards?
Catch some sea bass, find a beautiful serene spot on the river, a thatched cottage perhaps and I'll cook you something for supper, together with some decent champagne maybe?
Well, you got to try it on lads lol.
No point in beating around the bush.
