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| SEO Ninja War Room Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Mesa, AZ near Phoenix
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I wrote this as a quasi-serious parody to another thread about "quitting". Someone in the thread said "stop praying for miracles" and I started looking for a witty response... that thread was deleted, but I think this fits in this category instead anyway. And yes, I drifted a bit from my original "witty response" and had some fun instead ![]() Here is what Proverbs & Ecclesiastes (sections of the Bible) says that I think relate to Internet Marketing - your comments are requested! Manage Your Attitude:
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Yes, I just read all of proverbs for things that I thought applied (45 minutes well spent I think!) |
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Thanks alot James, I guess this will be my guide. I will print it out from a cyber cafe in the morning but I hope it does not get controversial and deleted again.
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Me, controversial? |
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Thanks for posting this. I'll be looking all of these up tomorrow. I really appreciate your work on this. Steven |
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James, good stuff but do you have anything more inline for those of us that worship the Devil? I'm fraught to believe that all IM'ers have a little satan in them ![]() P.S. Kidding folks, I'm just kidding |
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no, sorry. I read this and thought wow, I better join the other side! ![]() Luke 10:19 Behold, I give unto you power to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy: and nothing shall by any means hurt you. | |
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I've never seen the word "Internet" in the Bible. BLASPHEMY! just kiddin... nice post
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James, Don't forget "God helps those that help themselves." OOps, I guess that isn't in the Bible. (never mind) Cyrano |
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Wow James! That's powerful. I'm definitely keeping this post! Thanks again for putting this together this way! |
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It makes me smile to know people liked this post. I am surprised that nobody found the humor in it (or mentioned the humor at least). And, nobody has friended me either lol (that was a joke, but still....) |
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Intresting perspective. I enjoyed your post a lot.
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Hi James - I loved your post; and did find it quite funny too. I paricularly liked the reference to Google Analytics. Best wishes, Will |
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excellent post James, looks like you put a lot of work into it
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Thank you guys! I have been working on what the Bible says about money... but after about 2000 verses I got cross eyed... lol
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This made me laugh. Great post!
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Don't Buy a WSO Unless You Actually DO it: Had a feelin' that I had bought way too many wso's and now I am really feeling guilty. Thanks for pointing this out James. Really a great post. |
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Great post, I am going to print this out and put it up on my wall. It's great to see people can learn from this... even if it was written over 2000 years ago, and the lessons can be seen in our everyday work. I guess google has been around a lot longer then we think |
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Wow James! Your post is petty amazing! I like the stories.
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Actually there where tow that I liked and think that are very funny. Proverbs 15:22 Without counsel purposes are disappointed: but in the multitude of counsellors they are established. Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly. jajaja Nice post. (I agree 45 mins well spent) |
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Great post. It seems you are on your way to priesthood. Nah, just kidding. |
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Hahah, Interesting lol.....
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Nice thread buddy!
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nice post...nice combination of the bible and IM who could have thought there is a way (JamesFraze). That is time well spent
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Comparing bible and internet marketing...I like your post James. You have me "Be grateful for Today" because sometimes I forgot this. Thanks
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I feel so holy reading this. LOL. Nice post. |
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You really went through all that research for this thread?
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Great headline! I'm impress! By the way, correct me if I'm wrong. I guess there is a rule here on warriorforum that never talks about religion or any related to... Or I forgot what's that all about? But something on that portion of the policy I've read. But I'm not quite sure though... I'm glad they consider it. Take care and God bless! |
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WOW! lol... this is how a lot of people here felt! Nicely done. this had to have been Holy Spirit inspired! now let's see how I can apply this to the JV I am planning. Not to mention to my day job! |
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