How about some fun quotations?

wolf29 · 06-20-2009, 10:51 PM

Do unto others... then run

Anjanette Fountain · 06-23-2009, 02:24 PM

I do like this one!

Katharine Hepburn
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

Global Greg · 06-25-2009, 07:42 AM

"Tomorrow is a broke mans favorite day"

webmatic · 06-25-2009, 10:52 AM

I read some love quotes that was funny. It was to write the most romantic line and the most unromantic line together so the few that i like were:

"Roses are red, violets are blue ... sugar is sweet, and so is you"
"But roses are wilting, violets are dead.. sugar bowl is empty and so is your head"

Another one:
"I always see you when i am dreaming
That's why i always wake up SCREAMING"

Howzzat?
Webmatic

clubvikram · 06-29-2009, 02:39 AM

“Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird. Go out and screw up! You're going to anyway, so you might as well enjoy the process. Take the opportunity to learn from your mistakes: find the cause of your problem and eliminate it. Don't try to be perfect; just be an excellent example of being human.”

MR2nice · 06-29-2009, 11:51 PM

"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."

bobwalk · 07-01-2009, 08:18 PM

I found one. "If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."

Joey Adams,
Comedian

Robert Boduch · 07-02-2009, 12:19 PM

"What a holler would ensue if people had to pay the minister as much to marry them as they have to pay a lawyer to get them a divorce." -- Claire Trevor

"The difference between a rut and a grave is the depth." - Gerald Burill

"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, the pessimist fears this is true." - James Branch Cabell

abhirst · 07-04-2009, 02:43 PM

You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark ?

patricialin · 07-06-2009, 05:28 AM

This quote used to accompany me through my schooling days:

Nobody is Perfect.
I am nobody.
Therefore I am perfect.

Cheers!

derekwong28 · 07-06-2009, 06:28 AM

"He who get involved in the porn industry shall have children with no ass born!"

Currrent chinese saying going around.

"For anyone who was born today and has yet to see her nipples. Congratulations, kid, you'll see these more often than your own mother's. That's math."

About the model Kate Moss, from "The Superficial"

Sandycmy · 07-06-2009, 07:47 AM

Either lead or follow -- orelse get OUT of the way !

Sandycmy · 07-06-2009, 07:51 AM

"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."

Sandycmy · 07-06-2009, 07:53 AM

if you think you can YOU CAN. If you think you can't YOU ARE RIGHT !

I don't remember the authors any of the above 3 quotes. No BiG DEal

pi365 · 07-09-2009, 12:23 AM

"Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

NijThinkIt · 07-09-2009, 04:31 AM

"Anyone in advertising or marketing kill yourselves"

"No really this is not a joke"

"Kill yourselves!"

The Late Great Bill Hicks

He had a point, some industries give marketing a v bad name!!

I am glad that with the internet and forums like this we can change that paradigm together!

clubvikram · 07-10-2009, 03:05 AM

We're the bridge across forever, arching above the sea, adventuring for our pleasure, living mysteries for the fun of it, choosing disasters triumphs challenges impossible odds, testing ourselves over and again, learning love and love and LOVE! [The Bridge Across Forever] - Richard David Bach

Kirah · 07-11-2009, 08:39 AM

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. lol

Kirah · 07-11-2009, 08:42 AM

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Elena Petrova · 07-12-2009, 03:46 AM

Too bad that all the people who know how to run this country
are all busy driving taxis and cutting hair. - George Burns

Success is like a black eye …you have got to fight for it.
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

Elena Petrova

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Jacksprat · 07-12-2009, 04:49 AM

The difference between involvement and comittment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.

Think this is by Martina Navratilova

Robin25 · 07-20-2009, 05:28 AM

Excellent quotes.I will give some of my favourites.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.-Albert Einstein

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.-Dr. Seuss

Dance as though no one is watching you; love as though you have never been hurt before, sing as though no one can hear you, live as though heaven is on earth.-Alfred Souza

shoaibonline · 07-21-2009, 01:14 AM

"Nobody is perfect and i am nobody"

"Life is like an ice-cream lick it before it melts"

"Living means to live for others"

"Truth wins over untruth"

enjoy it!

shatner · 07-21-2009, 10:54 AM

You've got to me honest, If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

zim · 11-11-2009, 11:44 PM

MURPHY LAWS
Murphy's LawsIf anything can go wrong, it will
Love Laws All the good ones are taken
Tech Laws New systems generate new problems
Computer Laws Any given program, when running, is obsolete
Commerce Laws To err is human, to forgive is not company policy
Estate Laws At least one check will be "lost in the mail" every month
Teaching Laws You never catch on until after the test
War Laws Friendly fire - isn't
Cops Laws Bullet Proof' vests aren't
MP Laws No street-wise unit ever passed inspection
Sewing Laws The scissors cut easiest past the buttonhole
Murphy Volunteer Bush-fire Brigade Laws If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid
Photography Laws Auto Focus - won't
Nurses Laws Doctors only ask your name when the patient isn't doing well
Bus Law If you're running late the bus will be too
Lotto Laws You match 4 numbers, but you lost your ticket
Cowboy Action Shooting (CAS) Laws Peep sights don't.
Cars Laws An oil leak will develop.
Toddler Laws When you forget the stroller they will want to ride.
EMT Laws All bleeding stops... eventually.
Graphic Design Laws Your best idea is already copyrighted.
Mothers Laws Mother's way is best. If you don't believe it, ask her.
Scouts Laws The easier the rules of the game the fewer will want to play.
Political Laws No matter who gets elected, Government always gets in.
Golf Laws Whenever you think you might par you boogie.
Employees Laws The more work you are promised, the harder it is to find.
Office Laws When you don't have much work... all your colleagues will be busy.
Music Laws At least one mobile phone will ring during a rehearsal or concert

agrable · 11-19-2009, 11:30 PM

I just ran into a whole "nest" of them... Enjoy...

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Osmanhalifa · 11-20-2009, 08:28 AM

" JUST DO IT" Nike

don21stc · 11-20-2009, 11:34 AM

Oscar Wilde: "To give in to all one's desires is really to live" and "Good taste is the excuse I've always given for leading such a bad life" - typical Irishman!

rawagoner · 11-20-2009, 08:55 PM

"You can observe alot just by watching."
-Yogi Berra

06-20-2009, 10:51 PM	#51
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06-23-2009, 02:24 PM	#52
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06-25-2009, 07:42 AM	#53
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06-25-2009, 10:52 AM	#54
webmatic HyperActive Warrior Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 216 Thanks: 7 Thanked 11 Times in 11 Posts	Re: How about some fun quotations? I read some love quotes that was funny. It was to write the most romantic line and the most unromantic line together so the few that i like were: "Roses are red, violets are blue ... sugar is sweet, and so is you" "But roses are wilting, violets are dead.. sugar bowl is empty and so is your head" Another one: "I always see you when i am dreaming That's why i always wake up SCREAMING" Howzzat? Webmatic

06-29-2009, 02:39 AM	#55
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MR2nice Active Warrior Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 32 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: How about some fun quotations? "I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."

07-01-2009, 08:18 PM	#57
bobwalk Warrior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 22 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: How about some fun quotations? I found one. "If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all." Joey Adams, Comedian

07-02-2009, 12:19 PM	#58
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07-06-2009, 05:28 AM	#60
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07-06-2009, 07:47 AM	#62
Sandycmy Active Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 44 Thanks: 5 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: How about some fun quotations? Either lead or follow -- orelse get OUT of the way !

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Sandycmy Active Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 44 Thanks: 5 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: How about some fun quotations? "Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."

07-06-2009, 07:53 AM	#64
Sandycmy Active Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 44 Thanks: 5 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: How about some fun quotations? if you think you can YOU CAN. If you think you can't YOU ARE RIGHT ! I don't remember the authors any of the above 3 quotes. No BiG DEal

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clubvikram HyperActive Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: , , . Posts: 250 Thanks: 12 Thanked 13 Times in 12 Posts	Re: How about some fun quotations? We're the bridge across forever, arching above the sea, adventuring for our pleasure, living mysteries for the fun of it, choosing disasters triumphs challenges impossible odds, testing ourselves over and again, learning love and love and LOVE! [The Bridge Across Forever] - Richard David Bach
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07-11-2009, 08:39 AM	#68
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07-11-2009, 08:42 AM	#69
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07-12-2009, 03:46 AM	#70
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07-12-2009, 04:49 AM	#71
Jacksprat Active Warrior Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ireland Posts: 34 Thanks: 3 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Social Networking Contact Info	Re: How about some fun quotations? The difference between involvement and comittment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed. Think this is by Martina Navratilova

07-20-2009, 05:28 AM	#72
Robin25 Active Warrior Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 30 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: How about some fun quotations? Excellent quotes.I will give some of my favourites. Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.-Albert Einstein Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.-Dr. Seuss Dance as though no one is watching you; love as though you have never been hurt before, sing as though no one can hear you, live as though heaven is on earth.-Alfred Souza

07-21-2009, 01:14 AM	#73
shoaibonline Active Warrior Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 49 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: How about some fun quotations? "Nobody is perfect and i am nobody" "Life is like an ice-cream lick it before it melts" "Living means to live for others" "Truth wins over untruth" enjoy it!

07-21-2009, 10:54 AM	#74
shatner Warrior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 23 Thanks: 5 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: How about some fun quotations? You've got to me honest, If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

11-11-2009, 11:44 PM	#75
zim HyperActive Warrior Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 100 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: How about some fun quotations? MURPHY LAWS Murphy's LawsIf anything can go wrong, it will Love Laws All the good ones are taken Tech Laws New systems generate new problems Computer Laws Any given program, when running, is obsolete Commerce Laws To err is human, to forgive is not company policy Estate Laws At least one check will be "lost in the mail" every month Teaching Laws You never catch on until after the test War Laws Friendly fire - isn't Cops Laws Bullet Proof' vests aren't MP Laws No street-wise unit ever passed inspection Sewing Laws The scissors cut easiest past the buttonhole Murphy Volunteer Bush-fire Brigade Laws If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid Photography Laws Auto Focus - won't Nurses Laws Doctors only ask your name when the patient isn't doing well Bus Law If you're running late the bus will be too Lotto Laws You match 4 numbers, but you lost your ticket Cowboy Action Shooting (CAS) Laws Peep sights don't. Cars Laws An oil leak will develop. Toddler Laws When you forget the stroller they will want to ride. EMT Laws All bleeding stops... eventually. Graphic Design Laws Your best idea is already copyrighted. Mothers Laws Mother's way is best. If you don't believe it, ask her. Scouts Laws The easier the rules of the game the fewer will want to play. Political Laws No matter who gets elected, Government always gets in. Golf Laws Whenever you think you might par you boogie. Employees Laws The more work you are promised, the harder it is to find. Office Laws When you don't have much work... all your colleagues will be busy. Music Laws At least one mobile phone will ring during a rehearsal or concert

11-19-2009, 11:30 PM	#76
agrable Warrior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: How about some fun quotations? I just ran into a whole "nest" of them... Enjoy... 1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have. 10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 14. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. 17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? 18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice? 20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name? 21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?" 22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off. 23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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11-20-2009, 08:28 AM	#77
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11-20-2009, 11:34 AM	#78
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rawagoner HyperActive Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Triangle Area, NC , USA. Posts: 116 Thanks: 9 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts	Re: How about some fun quotations? "You can observe alot just by watching." -Yogi Berra