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Old 06-20-2009, 10:51 PM   #51
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I do like this one!


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Old 06-25-2009, 07:42 AM   #53
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"Tomorrow is a broke mans favorite day"

"There is no elevator to success, you have to take the stairs"

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Old 06-25-2009, 10:52 AM   #54
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I read some love quotes that was funny. It was to write the most romantic line and the most unromantic line together so the few that i like were:

"Roses are red, violets are blue ... sugar is sweet, and so is you"
"But roses are wilting, violets are dead.. sugar bowl is empty and so is your head"


Another one:
"I always see you when i am dreaming
That's why i always wake up SCREAMING"


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Old 06-29-2009, 02:39 AM   #55
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“Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird. Go out and screw up! You're going to anyway, so you might as well enjoy the process. Take the opportunity to learn from your mistakes: find the cause of your problem and eliminate it. Don't try to be perfect; just be an excellent example of being human.”
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Old 06-29-2009, 11:51 PM   #56
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"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."
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I found one. "If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."

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Old 07-02-2009, 12:19 PM   #58
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"What a holler would ensue if people had to pay the minister as much to marry them as they have to pay a lawyer to get them a divorce." -- Claire Trevor

"The difference between a rut and a grave is the depth." - Gerald Burill

"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, the pessimist fears this is true." - James Branch Cabell

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Old 07-04-2009, 02:43 PM   #59
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You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark ?
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This quote used to accompany me through my schooling days:

Nobody is Perfect.
I am nobody.
Therefore I am perfect.

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"He who get involved in the porn industry shall have children with no ass born!"

Currrent chinese saying going around.


"For anyone who was born today and has yet to see her nipples. Congratulations, kid, you'll see these more often than your own mother's. That's math."

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Old 07-06-2009, 07:47 AM   #62
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Either lead or follow -- orelse get OUT of the way !
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Old 07-06-2009, 07:51 AM   #63
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"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
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if you think you can YOU CAN. If you think you can't YOU ARE RIGHT !

I don't remember the authors any of the above 3 quotes. No BiG DEal
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"Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
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Old 07-09-2009, 04:31 AM   #66
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"Anyone in advertising or marketing kill yourselves"

"No really this is not a joke"

"Kill yourselves!"

The Late Great Bill Hicks

He had a point, some industries give marketing a v bad name!!

I am glad that with the internet and forums like this we can change that paradigm together!

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We're the bridge across forever, arching above the sea, adventuring for our pleasure, living mysteries for the fun of it, choosing disasters triumphs challenges impossible odds, testing ourselves over and again, learning love and love and LOVE! [The Bridge Across Forever] - Richard David Bach
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We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. lol
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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
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Old 07-12-2009, 03:46 AM   #70
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run this country
are all busy driving taxis and cutting hair. - George Burns

Success is like a black eye …you have got to fight for it.
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.





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Old 07-12-2009, 04:49 AM   #71
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The difference between involvement and comittment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.

Think this is by Martina Navratilova
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Old 07-21-2009, 01:14 AM   #72
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"Nobody is perfect and i am nobody"

"Life is like an ice-cream lick it before it melts"

"Living means to live for others"

"Truth wins over untruth"

enjoy it!
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Old 07-21-2009, 10:54 AM   #73
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You've got to me honest, If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns
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Old 11-19-2009, 11:30 PM   #74
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I just ran into a whole "nest" of them... Enjoy...

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Old 11-20-2009, 11:34 AM   #75
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Oscar Wilde: "To give in to all one's desires is really to live" and "Good taste is the excuse I've always given for leading such a bad life" - typical Irishman!

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Old 11-20-2009, 08:55 PM   #76
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"You can observe alot just by watching."
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Old 11-29-2009, 01:52 PM   #77
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It's my own but you don't know what you don't know until you know what you don't know. I am the unconscious competent.

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Hey everybody.

We have plenty of serious quotations posted how about some fun ones?

Here's one to start:

"If at first you don't succeed, try again.
Then quit!
No use being a damm fool about it".

-W. C. Fields


Prosperity to all!

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Old 11-30-2009, 10:24 AM   #78
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"What do you mean, funny? Funny-peculiar or funny ha-ha?"
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It doesn't matter whether you're rich or poor, as long as you have money.

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Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

or

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man and he's set for life.

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It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
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"A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry."
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"It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours."
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Behind every successful man stands a very surprised mother-in-law

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Never try, never fail... those are the words I live by.
- From the film 'Robots'
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"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."
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“What you do now creates your future.”
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(in a way it sounds funny to me.)
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"I lust for life and life lusts for me."
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"If at first you don't succeed..." Doesn't work for sky divers!
This is funny. Nice one.
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Here's mine:

Never take life seriously. After all, no one comes out of it alive.
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Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant. ~ Scott Adams
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"Life is like a salad bar, you only get one visit" - John Shuttleworth
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Go down to the river
Where the water is nice.
Stick your head under 3 times
And pull it out twice.
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First you wanted to leave me
Then you wanted to stay.
Oh, how can I miss you
When you won't go away?
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"don't care what is written about me as long as it isn't true."
Katherine Hepburn

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I heard someone say that "Working hard doesn't always pay off". I was almost going to agree, but then I heard myself say: "No, working hard always pays off, but not always in the ways you expect it too!"
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That's really interesting. And yes, there are many cute little quotes by Oscar Wilde, like his books a lot.
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