How about some fun quotations?

wolf29 · 06-20-2009, 10:51 PM

Do unto others... then run

Anjanette Fountain · 06-23-2009, 02:24 PM

I do like this one!

Katharine Hepburn
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

Global Greg · 06-25-2009, 07:42 AM

"Tomorrow is a broke mans favorite day"

webmatic · 06-25-2009, 10:52 AM

I read some love quotes that was funny. It was to write the most romantic line and the most unromantic line together so the few that i like were:

"Roses are red, violets are blue ... sugar is sweet, and so is you"
"But roses are wilting, violets are dead.. sugar bowl is empty and so is your head"

Another one:
"I always see you when i am dreaming
That's why i always wake up SCREAMING"

Howzzat?
Webmatic

clubvikram · 06-29-2009, 02:39 AM

“Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird. Go out and screw up! You're going to anyway, so you might as well enjoy the process. Take the opportunity to learn from your mistakes: find the cause of your problem and eliminate it. Don't try to be perfect; just be an excellent example of being human.”

MR2nice · 06-29-2009, 11:51 PM

"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."

bobwalk · 07-01-2009, 08:18 PM

I found one. "If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."

Joey Adams,
Comedian

Robert Boduch · 07-02-2009, 12:19 PM

"What a holler would ensue if people had to pay the minister as much to marry them as they have to pay a lawyer to get them a divorce." -- Claire Trevor

"The difference between a rut and a grave is the depth." - Gerald Burill

"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, the pessimist fears this is true." - James Branch Cabell

abhirst · 07-04-2009, 02:43 PM

You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark ?

patricialin · 07-06-2009, 05:28 AM

This quote used to accompany me through my schooling days:

Nobody is Perfect.
I am nobody.
Therefore I am perfect.

Cheers!

derekwong28 · 07-06-2009, 06:28 AM

"He who get involved in the porn industry shall have children with no ass born!"

Currrent chinese saying going around.

"For anyone who was born today and has yet to see her nipples. Congratulations, kid, you'll see these more often than your own mother's. That's math."

About the model Kate Moss, from "The Superficial"

Sandycmy · 07-06-2009, 07:47 AM

Either lead or follow -- orelse get OUT of the way !

Sandycmy · 07-06-2009, 07:51 AM

"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."

Sandycmy · 07-06-2009, 07:53 AM

if you think you can YOU CAN. If you think you can't YOU ARE RIGHT !

I don't remember the authors any of the above 3 quotes. No BiG DEal

pi365 · 07-09-2009, 12:23 AM

"Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

NijThinkIt · 07-09-2009, 04:31 AM

"Anyone in advertising or marketing kill yourselves"

"No really this is not a joke"

"Kill yourselves!"

The Late Great Bill Hicks

He had a point, some industries give marketing a v bad name!!

I am glad that with the internet and forums like this we can change that paradigm together!

clubvikram · 07-10-2009, 03:05 AM

We're the bridge across forever, arching above the sea, adventuring for our pleasure, living mysteries for the fun of it, choosing disasters triumphs challenges impossible odds, testing ourselves over and again, learning love and love and LOVE! [The Bridge Across Forever] - Richard David Bach

Kirah · 07-11-2009, 08:39 AM

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. lol

Kirah · 07-11-2009, 08:42 AM

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Elena Petrova · 07-12-2009, 03:46 AM

Too bad that all the people who know how to run this country
are all busy driving taxis and cutting hair. - George Burns

Success is like a black eye …you have got to fight for it.
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

Elena Petrova

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Jacksprat · 07-12-2009, 04:49 AM

The difference between involvement and comittment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.

Think this is by Martina Navratilova

Robin25 · 07-20-2009, 05:28 AM

Excellent quotes.I will give some of my favourites.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.-Albert Einstein

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.-Dr. Seuss

Dance as though no one is watching you; love as though you have never been hurt before, sing as though no one can hear you, live as though heaven is on earth.-Alfred Souza

shoaibonline · 07-21-2009, 01:14 AM

"Nobody is perfect and i am nobody"

"Life is like an ice-cream lick it before it melts"

"Living means to live for others"

"Truth wins over untruth"

enjoy it!

shatner · 07-21-2009, 10:54 AM

You've got to me honest, If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

06-20-2009, 10:51 PM	#51
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Anjanette Fountain Active Warrior Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 47 Thanks: 7 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Social Networking Contact Info	Re: How about some fun quotations? I do like this one! Katharine Hepburn If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
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06-25-2009, 07:42 AM	#53
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06-25-2009, 10:52 AM	#54
webmatic HyperActive Warrior Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 211 Thanks: 7 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts	Re: How about some fun quotations? I read some love quotes that was funny. It was to write the most romantic line and the most unromantic line together so the few that i like were: "Roses are red, violets are blue ... sugar is sweet, and so is you" "But roses are wilting, violets are dead.. sugar bowl is empty and so is your head" Another one: "I always see you when i am dreaming That's why i always wake up SCREAMING" Howzzat? Webmatic

06-29-2009, 02:39 AM	#55
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06-29-2009, 11:51 PM	#56
MR2nice Active Warrior Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 32 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: How about some fun quotations? "I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."

07-01-2009, 08:18 PM	#57
bobwalk Warrior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 22 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: How about some fun quotations? I found one. "If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all." Joey Adams, Comedian

07-02-2009, 12:19 PM	#58
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07-06-2009, 07:47 AM	#62
Sandycmy Active Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 36 Thanks: 4 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: How about some fun quotations? Either lead or follow -- orelse get OUT of the way !

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Sandycmy Active Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 36 Thanks: 4 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: How about some fun quotations? "Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."

07-06-2009, 07:53 AM	#64
Sandycmy Active Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 36 Thanks: 4 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: How about some fun quotations? if you think you can YOU CAN. If you think you can't YOU ARE RIGHT ! I don't remember the authors any of the above 3 quotes. No BiG DEal

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07-11-2009, 08:39 AM	#68
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Kirah Warrior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Barbados Posts: 14 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: How about some fun quotations? The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

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Jacksprat Active Warrior Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ireland Posts: 34 Thanks: 3 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Social Networking Contact Info	Re: How about some fun quotations? The difference between involvement and comittment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed. Think this is by Martina Navratilova

07-20-2009, 05:28 AM	#72
Robin25 Active Warrior Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 31 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: How about some fun quotations? Excellent quotes.I will give some of my favourites. Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.-Albert Einstein Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.-Dr. Seuss Dance as though no one is watching you; love as though you have never been hurt before, sing as though no one can hear you, live as though heaven is on earth.-Alfred Souza

07-21-2009, 01:14 AM	#73
shoaibonline Active Warrior Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 49 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: How about some fun quotations? "Nobody is perfect and i am nobody" "Life is like an ice-cream lick it before it melts" "Living means to live for others" "Truth wins over untruth" enjoy it!

07-21-2009, 10:54 AM	#74
shatner Warrior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 23 Thanks: 5 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: How about some fun quotations? You've got to me honest, If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns