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Hey everybody.
We have plenty of serious quotations posted how about some fun ones? Here's one to start: "If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit! No use being a damm fool about it". -W. C. Fields Prosperity to all! samsmiles |
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LOL...that's a good one.
"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday." -Oscar Wilde |
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HyperActive Warrior
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love it MaverickWil!
Another one from Oscar- "I can resist anything except temptation" |
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"Remember you're unique - Just like everyone else."
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“Necessity is the mother of invention, it is true but it’s father is creativity, and knowledge is the midwife.”
--What are the two things that you cannot hide from anybody? a.That you are drunk b.That you are in love |
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HyperActive Warrior
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Don't know who wrote this but its fun:
"In controversial moments my perceptions rather fine, I always see both points of view- the one thats wrong and mine! Prosperity |
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It's just me!
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Live life to the fullest...rather than living life to the foolest!
I don't know who wrote that..but sounds funny! |
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"Thy Flatulent Ones Shouldst Ownest Dogs for They To Blame"
??Necessity is the Mother of Invention? And I thought it was Frank Zappa.Whoda thunk? |
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"don't judge the book by its cover, the greatest treasure are sometimes found in an unattractive places"
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How about this one:
The higher you climb the more your ass is exposed! -Gen. J ('Vinegar Joe') Stillwell Prosperity |
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Active Warrior
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"everywhere I go,There I am"
"if you're not the lead dog the view never changes" |
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From David Letterman
Charlton Heston admitted he had a drinking problem, and I said to myself, "thank go this guy doesn't own any guns!' |
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Have a great day
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"Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise"
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"Opportunity is missed by most people because
it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. " ~ Thomas Edison |
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"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ..." - Louis Hector Berlioz
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"Do not expect troubles as they have a tendency not to disappoint" Napoleon Hill
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There's aye something
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"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad" - Peter Kay
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"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
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2009' Year of Prosperity!
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Hey Samsmiles, thanks for starting this Topic, you are very creative!
It is always FUN to enjoy life, hahaha ... My Fun Quote of the day is "There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; The fun is having lots to do and not doing it" Mary Wilson Friends, thanks for sharing here ![]() Let's have FUN ![]() Warmest Wishes, Grace Jee |
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2009' Year of Prosperity!
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Dear Farrhad, how are you?
Thanks for sharing your funny Quote, I like it ![]() Have a great day. Cheers, Grace Jen |
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The Study Grandmaster
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How about this: Children in the back seat of a car may cause accidents while accidents in the back seat of a car may cause children !
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HyperActive Warrior
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Here's my one for today:
"A bore is someone who persists in holding to his own view after we have enlightened him with ours." -Malcolm Forbes Prosperity to all! samsmiles |
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HyperActive Warrior
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Thank you for your kind comments. Life is just too short to be serious all the time. Who was it who said "I take everything seriously except myself"? (Answers on the back of a ten dollar bill please.) | |
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Advanced Warrior
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"The best time to procrastinate is tomorrow."
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"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart." Erma Bombeck
**Attempted to post a link to other funny quotes from Bombeck, but apparently I have to have 15 posts or more before I can post any links (sheesh!) |
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"If at first you don't succeed..." Doesn't work for sky divers!
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"If you build a man a fire, you will keep him warm for a day. If you set a man on fire, you will keep him warm for the rest of his lifetime."
- Terry Pratchett |
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Here's one that I took to heart years ago:
"If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything." - Mark Twain |
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual"
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"Some days you are the pigeon other days you are the statue'
-The guy who wrote 'The Office' (can't remember his name). Prosperity samsmiles |
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''Whatever the mind of man can concieve and believe,it can achieve''-Napoleon Hills
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You can only if you beleive in yourself
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There's aye something
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"A good part and definitely the most fun part of being a feminist is about frightening men" - Julie Burchill
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There's aye something
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"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer" - Douglas Adams
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A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive... : )
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"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope"
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I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and i'm all out of bubble gum.
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When I die, I want to go like my grandfather.. peacefully, in his sleep.
Not like the screaming passengers in his car... |
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People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine
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The fact is, everyone is in sales. Whatever area you work in, you do have clients and you do need to sell.
Jay Abraham - Marketing - Selling A market is never saturated with a good product, but it is very quickly saturated with a bad one. Henry Ford - Marketing - |
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some of my favorites:
Like the ski resort where girls are looking for husbands and husbands are looking for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem. -- Alan McKay Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant. - Scott Adams "A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila." -- Mitch Radcliffe |
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"If others can, then let them do the job."
"If you stumble, get up-------- and cry!" |
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I like your favourites dgarlock, here are mine
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. " "Time flies when you don't know what you're doing." "If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." |
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here's mine for today-
" Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept people like me as a member." -Groucho Marx |
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HyperActive Warrior
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Great qoutes but I dint remember any1...sooo sad..huh
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. ~Steven Wright |
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HyperActive Warrior
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"When you come to a fork in the road, take it".
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