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A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground
into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat
discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

Have a Great Day!
Michael
  • Profile picture of the author Michael Mayo
    A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,"
    sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

    "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
    "They're packed with nutrients."

    The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength
    to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

    The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

    Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He
    was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

    Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

    Have a Great Day!
    Michael
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Mayo
    An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle
    and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"

    The eagle answered, "Sure , why not."

    So the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
    All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

    Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
    (Disclaimer: unless you're the turkey in the post above. Just saying )

    Have a Great Day!
    Michael
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    • Profile picture of the author positivenegative
      I think most of those were on this thread a year ago. Still good though.

      http://www.warriorforum.com/off-topi...nce-devil.html
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by positivenegative View Post

        I think most of those were on this thread a year ago. Still good though.

        http://www.warriorforum.com/off-topi...nce-devil.html
        Hey, how'd you know about that thread?
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        • Profile picture of the author HeySal
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          Hey, how'd you know about that thread?
          LMAO - now that's funny.


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        • Profile picture of the author positivenegative
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          Hey, how'd you know about that thread?
          A little bird told me.

          Originally Posted by Michael Mayo View Post

          A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird . . . . . .
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          • Profile picture of the author Kay King
            As for the title - tell me about it!

            I've spent all day waiting for the plumber who JUST left 5 minutes ago (with a good chunk of my change).
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Mayo
    It's like nearly everything else on the WF. It's most likely been posted before.

    Have a Great Day!
    Michael
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