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Pretend Competition: Chance To Win a Yacht

by blueclcl
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Changing the question to avoid the jokes ( some funny to be fair!)

Your in a competition:

If someone had a million pound yacht and said tell me your best one sentence tip for making money online and you can keep the yacht, but it needs to be impressive.

What would you say?
  • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
    "this carries an imminent possibility of jail time, you'd be better off just mugging people with that gun, no point me telling you an effective online strategy for you to spend the next 15 years in prison"
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    Wibble, bark, my old man's a mushroom etc...

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  • Profile picture of the author Daniel Evans
    Originally Posted by blueclcl View Post

    What would you tell them?
    "I really need to move out of Liverpool".
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    • Profile picture of the author blueclcl
      Originally Posted by Daniel Evans View Post

      "I really need to move out of Liverpool".

      Haha Good one!
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  • Profile picture of the author Alast
    "you're outta ammo"
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  • Profile picture of the author blueclcl
    Too many jokes with the first question. .

    Let's try again. .

    If someone had a million pound yacht and said tell me your best one sentence tip for making money online and you can keep the yacht, but it needs to be impressive.

    What would you say?
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    • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
      Originally Posted by blueclcl View Post

      If someone had a million pound yacht and said tell me your best one sentence tip for making money online and you can keep the yacht, but it needs to be impressive.

      What would you say?
      I'd tell him to sell the yacht.
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      Same thing - I'd be laughing either way because someone bought into the idea that someone else could TELL them "how to make money"
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    • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
      Originally Posted by blueclcl View Post

      Too many jokes with the first question. .

      Let's try again. .

      If someone had a million pound yacht and said tell me your best one sentence tip for making money online and you can keep the yacht, but it needs to be impressive.

      What would you say?
      I'd still have the gun so I'd say "Give me the effing boat".

      Seriously though you'd probably get less jokes just asking "In one sentence tell us your best MMO tip" then I'd probably say what no one wants to hear....

      "You're trying to build a business, you need to work hard, test everything and keep going".

      I appreciate though the tip needs to be about how to make money NOW, rather than just make money online.
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      Wibble, bark, my old man's a mushroom etc...

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  • Profile picture of the author Alast
    "I'll give you $5 for the yacht, and we can do the deal through the internet"
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  • Profile picture of the author TLTheLiberator
    Originally Posted by blueclcl View Post

    If someone put a gun to your head and said ' Tell me your best one sentence tip for making money online or I'll pull the trigger, it better be good or I'll still pull the trigger.

    What would you tell them?

    Take a little time to decide on a must have and clearly understood online business model and then test, test, test your way to success.
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    • Profile picture of the author blueclcl
      Originally Posted by TLTheLiberator View Post

      Take a little time to decide on a must have and clearly understood online business model and then test, test, test your way to success.
      Great reply..

      The Yacht is yours.
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  • Profile picture of the author candoit2
    "You gave someone a million pounds for a boat that you are now willing to give away for free. Go ask that guy how he pulled off a million pound sale to someone who didn't really care about the boat , and when you get his sales secrets share it with me, and I'll also show you how to apply it to online sales and take it not just to one person but the entire world. "

    Get the boat, and learn the sales secret.
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