Sex makes people happier than money?

blueclcl

10 years ago

Originally Posted by TLTheLiberator

Sex makes you happier than money - Salon.com

That depends who the sex is with!

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sbucciarel

Banned 10 years ago

Not at my age.

In another related story, just heard on the news that MEN think sex is more important than food.

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Claude Whitacre 10 years ago

I remember sex.

It made me happier than money...for about 20 minutes...if she was lucky.
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- Richard Van 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  I remember sex.
  
  It made me happier than money...for about 20 minutes...if I she was lucky.
  
  20 minutes?
  
  Why do men feel the need to endlessly lie about how long they last in bed?
  
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  Frank Donovan 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Richard Van
  
  20 minutes?
  
  Why do men feel the need to endlessly lie about how long they last in bed?
  
  He's including the dinner.
  
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  tagiscom 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Frank Donovan
  
  He's including the dinner.
  
  Must have been a misprint, or dinner was included?
  
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  ThomM 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Richard Van
  
  20 minutes?
  
  Why do men feel the need to endlessly lie about how long they last in bed?
  
  I can last in bed for days. As for lasting in sex, not as long as in bed
  
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- Dan Riffle 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  I she
  
  Yep, that pretty much sums you up.
  
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  Claude Whitacre 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  Yep, that pretty much sums you up.
  
  You know, I had to look at my post about three times, to see what you were talking about.
  
  You are picking on an old man, with an addled brain.
  
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MikeAmbrosio 10 years ago

Hmmm - more money = more sex. Therefore, this statement is false. More money makes me happier.

Originally Posted by sbucciarel

Not at my age.

In another related story, just heard on the news that MEN think sex is more important than food.

So what's your point?
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BigFrank

Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by sbucciarel

Not at my age.

In another related story, just heard on the news that MEN think sex is more important than food.

As long as I have two good hands, I'll take money and food over sex, any day of the week.

Cheers. - Frank

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Dan Riffle

10 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

As long as I have two good hands, I'll take money and food over sex, any day of the week.

Cheers. - Frank

One will get the job done, Frank.

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BigFrank

Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

One will get the job done, Frank.

"It takes two hands to hold a whopper!"

Cheers. - Frank

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Dan Riffle

10 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

"It takes two hands to hold a whopper!"

Cheers. - Frank

Like I said, Frank, one will get the job done.

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BigFrank

Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Like I said, Frank, one will get the job done.

Very nice of you to offer to 'lend a hand.' :-)

Cheers.

Frank

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Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

The fact that I'm not included in this repartee between Frank and Dan....doesn't bother me at all....

Not at all.....

I couldn't care less......

Big boys don't cry........

I remember when it was "Me and Dan against the world!"....those were good times. Now, Big Frank is using his NLP seduction techniques on Dan...and Dan...Innocent Dan.....has no idea that Big Frank is just using him (There! I said it!).

Ignore me...carry on......I'm nothing.....I don't matter...........Have fun........

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BigFrank

Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

The fact that I'm not included in this repartee between Frank and Dan....doesn't bother me at all....

Not at all.....

I couldn't care less......

Right - and I really need to use two hands!

Big boys don't cry........

That's correct - 'big boys,' don't.

I remember when it was "Me and Dan against the world!"....those were good times. Now, Big Frank is using his NLP seduction techniques on Dan...and Dan...Innocent Dan.....has no idea that Big Frank is just using him (There! I said it!).

He knows. He likes it.

Ignore me...

We shall.

carry on......

Ditto.

I'm nothing.....I don't matter...........

You said it. The rest of us weren't going to. We're nice, that way.

Have fun........

Always, as long as it's at your expense. :-)

Cheers. - Frank

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David Beroff 10 years ago

Originally Posted by sbucciarel

Not at my age.

I think you need to have a long chat with my 72-year-old girlfriend.
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Joe Mobley 10 years ago

Originally Posted by sbucciarel

In another related story, just heard on the news that MEN think sex is more important than food.

That survey must have taken place right after lunch.

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seasoned

10 years ago

So why all the complaints about minimum wage, computers, etc...?

Steve

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Dan Riffle 10 years ago

Originally Posted by seasoned

So why all the complaints about minimum wage, computers, etc...?

Steve

Less money to pay for sex?
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- seasoned 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  Less money to pay for sex?
  
  So they don't even want to work for SEX, but want us t pay more fees for dating and healthcare when all goes bad!?!?!? And next year there are that many MORE to be SPOILED! What about sustainability?
  
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Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

Originally Posted by TLTheLiberator

Sex makes you happier than money - Salon.com

Not when it's with Riffle.

Originally Posted by Frank Donovan

He's including the dinner.

20 minutes? That includes dinner, foreplay, the crying, and the ambulance ride.

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BigFrank Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

20 minutes? That includes dinner, foreplay, the crying, and the ambulance ride.

And a bad case of Claudebola.

F.
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HeySal

10 years ago

Okay - if we're going to have a debate, I will offer to test this theory. Send me over any of the men from the "effortlessly kewl" thread, and a suitcase of 100 dollar bills. I'll get back to you in a week or so and tell you which made me happier.

Make sure the hottie you send out here knows he has to pay for his own ambulance when he leaves.

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sbucciarel

Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Okay - if we're going to have a debate, I will offer to test this theory. Send me over any of the men from the "effortlessly kewl" thread, and a suitcase of 100 dollar bills. I'll get back to you in a week or so and tell you which made me happier.

Make sure the hottie you send out here knows he has to pay for his own ambulance when he leaves.

I think we need a larger sampling for the most accurate results. Send over two bags of money, whatever hottie for Sal and Johnny Depp for me (he was on the list, so I want to reserve him). What's your address Sal? Let me know when the test subjects are scheduled to arrive and I'll see ya then.

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tagiscom 10 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

"It takes two hands to hold a whopper!"

Cheers. - Frank

A Whopper with cheese perhaps?

Originally Posted by BigFrank

And a bad case of Claudebola.

F.

Have to register that one on GoDaddy!
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barbling

10 years ago

Originally Posted by sbucciarel

I think we need a larger sampling for the most accurate results. Send over two bags of money, whatever hottie for Sal and Johnny Depp for me (he was on the list, so I want to reserve him). What's your address Sal? Let me know when the test subjects are scheduled to arrive and I'll see ya then.

How on earth could you have forgotten the 1980s MacGyver?

You know you're getting on in years when your back goes out more than you do.

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HeySal 10 years ago

Originally Posted by barbling

How on earth could you have forgotten the 1980s MacGyver?

You know you're getting on in years when your back goes out more than you do.

I might be rackin' up some years, but my back doesn't go out.........and.........

Let me know when the test subjects are scheduled to arrive and I'll see ya then.

Uh....hey, Suzanne picked Johnny Depp. I hadn't anticipated her joining the experiment so didn't know I needed to call dibbs. Oh well - I'll let ya know the schedule, Suzanne. Don't plan on the same copy of it that I'm giving to Johnny
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Sarevok

10 years ago

Wait...

I thought the purpose of getting money was to have better sex?

The paradox of life.

(You know what a paradox is right? It's two places where you put a boat).

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nickherc

10 years ago

If you have the money, sex will come.
It's kinda like that quote, "If you build it, they will come."

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TLTheLiberator 10 years ago

Originally Posted by nickherc

If you have the money, sex will come.
It's kinda like that quote, "If you build it, they will come."

And maybe as Mike Tyson said at Charlie Sheen's roast...

"When the money goes so does the ____________."
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Khemosabi

10 years ago

What's six inches long and three inches wide and will make a girl bend over backwards for it?

A DOLLAR BILL.

I bought and paid for my husband. So I would have to say, money AND sex made me happy.

TADA!!

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Don't show him this post guys... he thinks he runs this place. SSSHH!

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James Spencer

10 years ago

Quality sex is always free of charge the rest are just deals.

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