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HAHA My first press release

by valerieSONORA
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HAHAHA

The most awesome press release ever LOL Well, my 1st press release ever.

Can't believe it was accepted hahahaha

Oh and some of you guys star in it
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    The Warrior Forum Chicks Are Total Geniuses - Free-Press-Release.com
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    LMAO - I thought you were just kidding around in emails - had no clue you really published that. Hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha.
    What a lark.
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    Yep 404 error.
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    • Profile picture of the author Vikuna2009+
      Originally Posted by meche View Post

      i so want to see that... but as they said, it isn't there anymore... wonder what happened..



      The page you request has been deleted or doesn't exist. Same here !
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    IF it was an actual press release service they may have deleted it because it was comedy instead of a real release.
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  • Profile picture of the author valerieSONORA
    Lucky for you guys I kept the page open so I can still see it. I knew it wouldn't last long.

    "The totally amazing women of the Warrior Forum are money making Momma's admired by all Warrior Forum men"

    For_Immediate_Release:

    (Free-Press-Release.com) July 6, 2009 --
    The Warrior Forum is where the best internet marketers hang out. Millions of dollars have been made by Warriors.

    However the totally awesome chicks of the Warrior Forum are of a league of their own.

    "I admire them so much," says Vegas Vince, "like you wouldn't even believe. I can't even stop talking about how awesome they are on my #1 blogtalk radio show." Vegas Vince Sales and Marketing Behind The 8-Ball on Blog Talk Radio

    Some of the awesome female warriors even have pet rocks in their honor. "I look at those pet rocks everyday," says Dave Patterson. "I love pet rocks, they are so cute. I have 50 pet rocks myself." Pet Rocks

    Vegas Vince admires Sylvia so much that they even teamed up to start a class called Liberation 101: Getting Rich by Exploiting Barter. "I just can't help but admire the Canadian chick with 10 kids," Vegas Vince explains. "She is one money making Momma and even has a pet rock in her honor."

    Dana Wilhoit also has a pet rock named in her honor. "She's like the queen of press releases and twitter," says Vegas Vince. "When she writes a press release a million people see it. And like everyone who has twitter follows her." http://www.thepressreleasesite.com/

    As for Valerie Alanati, Vegas Vince gushes, "Anyone who would make a pet rock site is just a pure genius and totally awesome. Not just awesome, but totally awesome. I admire her awesomeness. I can't wait for a pet rock to be named after me."

    Thom M says, "Valerie has taught me to appreciate cute things. I admire chipmunks, turkeys, owls, turtles, peacocks, parrots, goats, and especially raccoons everyday. Anyone who doesn't admire such cuteness should be ashamed of themselves." Total Cuteness

    Vegas Vince pipes in, "The Warrior Forum chicks are so cute. Everyone should admire their cuteness. You just can't deny their total cuteness I mean they are so cute. But not only that, they are pure geniuses. I love cute geniuses."

    Dave Patterson gushes over HeySal. "She is my hero," he says. "She's so totally awesome that I want to travel 2,000 miles to meet her in person. She can do everything. I hope I can be like her one day. I would love to spend the day watching "I Love Lucy", "The Beverly Hillbillies" and "My Mother the Car" with her. Those are her favorite shows she watches everyday."

    Indy says, "I also love watching "The Lucy Show", "I Love Lucy" and "My Mother the Car", just like HeySal. "It keeps my mind off the evil Bilderburgers."

    Tim P says,"HeySal even has her own ebook out that teaches people how to slow down the aging process, get less wrinkles, and have fabulous skin. No more beauty creams for me. These natural remedies are a million times better than those expensive creams." bit.ly/331AeU

    Tim P just can't stop gushing over HeySal. "She has even convinced me not to drink water with fluoride in it. A pure genius I tell you."

    Thom M pipes in, "If it has to be tested on animals it's not good. I have learned a great appreciation for cute animals. I am even getting some pet goats and I'm going to make my own goat milk soap."

    Star69 also gushes, "Anyone who can make millions off of sites like these bit.ly/L5cyv, How To Build A Chicken Coop - Backyard Plans, Make Your Own Chicken Coop - How To Build A Chicken Coop Fast!, and Fix Nintendo are pure geniuses."

    "And not only are they geniuses they are totally awesome," says Vegas Vince.

    "The Warrior Forum chicks have a lot going for them. They are totally awesome money making Mommas that anyone should be grateful to be in their cyber presence," says Vegas Vince.
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  • Profile picture of the author Sylvia Meier
    Very interesting Val LOL...you'se should've written it in more Vinncie style, I don't think I've ever heard him say awesome LOL. But very awesome anyways Val.

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    • Profile picture of the author ThomM
      Boy that figures.
      First time I make the press without being arrested first, it gets deleted
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    Geniuses with boobs. Who woulda thunk.

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    • Profile picture of the author ThomM
      Originally Posted by Star69 View Post

      Geniuses with boobs. Who woulda thunk.
      Wait I got little man boobs, do they count?:rolleyes:
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    Guess not, Thom. If you were a genius you would've been able to figure that one out on your own...
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      Originally Posted by Star69 View Post

      Guess not, Thom. If you were a genius you would've been able to figure that one out on your own...
      Good point Allen.
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  • Profile picture of the author valerieSONORA
    For a while it was up for the world to see how much Thom appreciated cute animals, especially raccoons
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    • Profile picture of the author ThomM
      Originally Posted by valerieSONORA View Post

      For a while it was up for the world to see how much Thom appreciated cute animals, especially raccoons
      Val, I appreciate raccoons, if they're cooked right
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    Raccoon kabobs, Raccoon nuggets, Raccoon fondue
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