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9 years ago

What a NEAT idea!!!!!! I saw "teletransporter, and thought YEAH, it's a JOKE! I saw about "recreating all environments", and I thought "like a holodeck? YEAH RIGHT!"! But now THIS is good!

Of course, if it is TOO consistent, repeats, doesn't match expectations, or your girlfriend/wife, etc,,, sees this commercial, you might be in TROUBLE!

WHAT IF, for example, a family member or friend works at the ONLY applicable hospital, and the other person checks up, or asks you to seek them out? What if you are asked to pickup something? What if the streets are clear and/or she asks WHAT street you are on?

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Claude Whitacre 9 years ago

That's hilarious.
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Mark Benedict

9 years ago

Originally Posted by seasoned

Of course, if it is TOO consistent, repeats, doesn't match expectations, or your girlfriend/wife, etc,,, sees this commercial, you might be in TROUBLE!

WHAT IF, for example, a family member or friend works at the ONLY applicable hospital, and the other person checks up, or asks you to seek them out? What if you are asked to pickup something? What if the streets are clear and/or she asks WHAT street you are on?

Steve

Well, that's all up to you. Men have different styles of creating an effective alibi. This Teletransporter will just make our alibi more valid and convincing. You are the lawyer, the victim and the accused. lol

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Dennis Gaskill

9 years ago

I'm inside a teletransporter right now. I chose "busy forum" for the location. So far my wife is buying it.

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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

That is so odd. When my wife is mad at me, she also calls me a pirate. I thought it was just her.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

That is so odd. When my wife is mad at me, she also calls me a pirate. I thought it was just her.

No, I know lots of gay men that call you a pirate.

When my wife is mad at me, she spits on me and says "You're just like that sensuous and flamboyant Riffle guy! Why can't you hang around nice guys like that Dennis fellow?"

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Frank Donovan

9 years ago

What you don't know is that your wife/girlfriend is calling you from her own teletransporter, pretending to be at home.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Frank Donovan

What you don't know is that your wife/girlfriend is calling you from her own teletransporter, pretending to be at home.

Or she calls from a teletransporter, that has the same background as the one you are using.

You; "Yeah, I'm sorry honey....I'm at Mercy General Hospital, visiting a friend (Hospital sounds in back)"

Her: "Um...me too! (hospital sounds in back)...well...um....should we meet in the lobby?'

You; "Well....no....I'll just see you at home...."

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Frank Donovan

9 years ago

There's also the market for people with no social life. They buy the teletransporter with the teletransporter background, so everyone will think they're pretending to pretend to be out.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Frank Donovan

There's also the market for people with no social life. They buy the teletransporter with the teletransporter background, so everyone will think they're pretending to pretend to be out.

I think you just pulled a double back flip inverted mega twister, right there.

Masterfully done.

Or..your girlfriend calls, and you have the wrong background noise.

"Yeah, I wish I could talk, but I'm in the middle of a Karate lesson at the studio"

Her; "Great! I'm about a minute away, I need to talk to you. I'll see you there in a minute!. Click"

Yours is better, but at least I went out swinging.

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Dan Riffle 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Ibut at least I went out swinging.

That left a terrible image in my head. I now have to go drive a nail through my skull.
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- Claude Whitacre 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  That left a terrible image in my head. I now have to go drive a nail through my skull.
  
  I guess I can scratch that off my bucket list.
  
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9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Or she calls from a teletransporter, that has the same background as the one you are using.

You; "Yeah, I'm sorry honey....I'm at Mercy General Hospital, visiting a friend (Hospital sounds in back)"

Her: "Um...me too! (hospital sounds in back)...well...um....should we meet in the lobby?'

You; "Well....no....I'll just see you at home...."

Finishes sentence off . . .

"Well....no....I'll just see you at home.. as I'm still in the recovery ward after my tongue extension operation.

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tagiscom 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Frank Donovan

What you don't know is that your wife/girlfriend is calling you from her own teletransporter, pretending to be at home.

Nah, your wife/girlfriend has some classical music playing in the background and is saying she is in the doctors waiting room! No need to fool around with silly booths!

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I guess I can scratch that off my bucket list.

Dan, expect a nailgun from Claude in the mail, COD of course!
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bizgrower

9 years ago

Didn't those used to be called phone booths?

Some of those guys need to pay the bartender $5 for better alibis.
"It's midnight and you're taking karate lessons?"

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by bizgrower

Didn't those used to be called phone booths?

Some of those guys need to pay the bartender $5 for better alibis.
"It's midnight and you're taking karate lessons?"

Yes, Midnight! In the United States, 97% of all karate lessons take place between Midnight and 2AM.

I don't know what you think is so odd about that. That's when your Chi is at it's strongest.

Jeesh! Get a life.

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bizgrower

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Yes, Midnight! In the United States, 97% of all karate lessons take place between Midnight and 2AM.

I don't know what you think is so odd about that. That's when your Chi is at it's strongest.

Jeesh! Get a life.

MY Chi probably is strongest between midnight and 2 AM.

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Claude Whitacre 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Richard Van

Well I guess that's one off Dan's bucket list as well.

Originally Posted by bizgrower

MY Chi probably is strongest between midnight and 2 AM.

And that's why Chi Chi's was always open until 2AM.

Everything is connected.....Muuuhhhaaahaahaa!
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  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  And that's why Chi Chi's was always open until 2AM.
  
  Everything is connected.....Muuuhhhaaahaahaa!
  
  Nothing a good pumpkin wouldn't fix!
  
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Kurt

9 years ago

Teletransporters are neither here nor there...

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Claude Whitacre 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Teletransporters are neither here nor there...

You're killing me.
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- Richard Van 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  You're killing me.
  
  Well I guess that's one off Dan's bucket list as well.
  
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