Great Tee-Shirts For Gun Lovers Everywhere!

by TLTheLiberator

Posted: 9 years ago 24 replies

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Floyd Fisher

9 years ago

I have one more you didn't put up, and it makes a pretty good point.

"You may not like guns, that is your right.

You may not believe in god, that is your choice.

But when someone breaks into your home, I can guarantee you will do two things:

1. Call for someone with a gun.

2. Pray they get there in time."

-Floyd Fisher

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TLTheLiberator

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Floyd Fisher

I have one more you didn't put up, and it makes a pretty good point.

"You may not like guns, that is your right.

You may not believe in god, that is your choice.

But when someone breaks into your home, I can guarantee you will do two thing:

1. Call someone with a gun.

2. Pray they get there in time."

-Floyd Fisher

Whatever gave you the impression I don't like guns?

I believe in the 2nd just as much as anyone.

Oh contrair, I'll get my own and defend my home.

I'll make a call but I won't be counting on them to arrive.

But first of all, it will be highly unlikely anyone will break into my home without me having a lot of advance warning since I have a serious home security system with all the bells and whistles.

BTW...

You must have a whole bunch more and I'd love to hear them.

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Dennis Gaskill

9 years ago

Originally Posted by TLTheLiberator

But first of all, it will be highly unlikely anyone will break into my home without me having a lot of advance warning since I have a serious home security system with all the bells and whistles.

Do you have a dog? No home security system is complete without a dog.

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TLTheLiberator

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

Do you have a dog? No home security system is complete without a dog.

Never had a dog.

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Dennis Gaskill 9 years ago

Originally Posted by TLTheLiberator

Never had a dog.

You have my sympathy, sir.
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Richard Van

9 years ago

Originally Posted by TLTheLiberator

Never had a dog.

Dam effective blighters TL I can assure you.

I went out a few years ago and when I got back my front door had been bolted from the inside. I immediately knew someone had broken in and grabbed a lump of wood and ran round the back. The toilet window was broken, in fact all the glass was removed. I leapt in and much to my surprise I found a burglar on the floor, a knife about 2 metres away, a big puddle of blood he had leaking from his leg and 2 big dogs growling at him.

He begged me to help him so I called the police and an ambulance then made myself a cup of tea and sat down and had a nice chat with the man in question while we waited for him to be picked up.

Both dogs didn't take their eyes off him, growled at him if he moved even slightly then went straight back to their normal loving selves as soon as he'd gone.

He said neither dog made a sound as the window smashed and he didn't see them as he walked into the kitchen then he said he felt a sharp pain as one bit him from behind and the other leapt at him, that's how the knife got knocked out of his hand. Now you may say if they'd barked he may not have broken in but it's one heck of a level of cunning for 2 dogs to actually ambush the bugger.

They both got a lot of biscuits and love afterwards and I sleep ever so easy knowing they're in the house.

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SteveJohnson 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Richard Van

They both got a lot of biscuits and love afterwards and I sleep ever so easy knowing they're in the house.

You're lucky you live where you do - if you were in the US, you'd likely be getting sued by the burglars.
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- seasoned 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by SteveJohnson
  
  You're lucky you live where you do - if you were in the US, you'd likely be getting sued by the burglars.
  
  Hard to believe, but VERY true!
  
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- bizgrower 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by SteveJohnson
  
  You're lucky you live where you do - if you were in the US, you'd likely be getting sued by the burglars.
  
  Depends if the burglar liked the tea or not.
  
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- Richard Van 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by SteveJohnson
  
  You're lucky you live where you do - if you were in the US, you'd likely be getting sued by the burglars.
  
  Actually in recent years that was the case here. There was a famous case about a farmer who was repeatedly burgled by local gypsies who eventually took action and as 2 robbers fled he shot one in the back and killed him. He spent a number of years in prison. After that there were lots of people getting sued by robbers and I even remember one story and I don't know how this ended but he was suing the owners after he'd cut his hand on the window he broke to get in.
  
  Recently though it's swung the other way and they allow a bit of reasonable force. Not long ago a guy was in his house and 2 robbers broke in, one had a knife and he either grabbed that off the robber and killed him or got his own knife and killed him, either way he wasn't arrested or sued over it. (I think he was arrested but released fairly quickly when facts were established).
  
  Having said that, as a general rule, if you come into someone's house and you get mauled by their big dog/s, one has to understand the dog doesn't understand reasonable force so it's generally tough s*** for the burglar.
  
  And quite rightly so.
  
  Originally Posted by bizgrower
  
  Depends if the burglar liked the tea or not.
  
  I did offer him a tea but he declined it. I enjoyed mine immensely knowing he had to get past the dogs if he was to interrupt my cup of finest English Breakfast tea.
  
  We had a nice chat though about how nice my dogs are and how good they are at looking after the house for me when I'm not there.
  
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seasoned

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Richard Van

GREAT STORY! If they barked, your place would be damaged, and they could come back prepared. I LOVE this way! I guess the dogs were either taught somehow that a stranger damaging the property was bad, or they didn't recognize him, and no family was there. Either way, they did better than anyone could expect! ONE incapacitated him, and the OTHER disarmed him and put him in a VERY vulnerable position. WOW!

Steve

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Joshua Rigley

Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by TLTheLiberator

But first of all, it will be highly unlikely anyone will break into my home without me having a lot of advance warning since I have a serious home security system with all the bells and whistles.

I'd be interested in hearing more about your home security system with all of its bells and whistles. I'm a little bit of a security geek, myself. I recall watching a video recently of what security for a billionaire looks like, which was very fascinating.

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Floyd Fisher

9 years ago

Originally Posted by TLTheLiberator

Nothing....you had an OP that stated 'great t-shirts for gun lovers everywhere!', so I chimed in.

Sorry if you think I meant otherwise.

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ThomM

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Floyd Fisher

Another one for you Floyd.
If you don't need a gun because of the police.
Then you don't need a fire extinguisher because of the fire department.

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seasoned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by ThomM

Another one for you Floyd.
If you don't need a gun because of the police.
Then you don't need a fire extinguisher because of the fire department.

GOOD ONE! I never heard that before, but it is TRUE, and SHOULD drive the point home!

Steve
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Kurt

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Floyd Fisher

I have one more you didn't put up, and it makes a pretty good point.

"You may not like guns, that is your right.

You may not believe in god, that is your choice.

But when someone breaks into your home, I can guarantee you will do two things:

1. Call for someone with a gun.

2. Pray they get there in time."

-Floyd Fisher

Guarantee?

You won't call anyone if you're not home. The thieves may even steal your guns.

Can I get my money back?

PS. Even if you have a gun and are at home, you will probably still call someone else with a gun, assuming you live in the USA.

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Kay King

9 years ago

I have two home security systems:

1. Gracie - pit bull

2. doors with windows big enough to see the pit bull on the other side

Of course, strangers don't know the greatest risk is that Gracie will lick you to death.

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ThomM

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

I have two home security systems:

1. Gracie - pit bull

2. doors with windows big enough to see the pit bull on the other side

Of course, strangers don't know the greatest risk is that Gracie will lick you to death.

I had an overgrown Black and Tan Coonhound that was like that.
He'd go so far as to knock you down so he could lick you better

Years ago my roommate had a dog that was part great dane and part black lab, a huge dog. He would let you go in the house or get on the porch and then wouldn't let you leave. We came home one day and the animal control officer was on the porch. When we pulled up he said he just got there and needed to talk to us about Hercules (the dog) getting off his leash. After he left a neighbor came down laughing his butt off and told us the guy was trapped on the porch for three hours because of Hurc

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Floyd Fisher

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

I'll give you double your money back.....how much did you pay for this again?

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positivenegative 9 years ago

Anyone who wears any of those t-shirts is either a retard, or practising to be a retard. I mean . . get real.
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- seasoned 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by positivenegative
  
  Anyone who wears any of those t-shirts is either a retard, or practising to be a retard. I mean . . get real.
  
  Yeah, I don't either. People wear them becuse they were given them, or it is all they had, or to make a point. The first 2 make NO sense, and I agree with your assessment. The third is actually a good way t get the message out.
  
  But I like rather plain shirts, no writing.
  
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seasoned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

PS. Even if you have a gun and are at home, you will probably still call someone else with a gun, assuming you live in the USA.

So what is your point?

WITH a gun?

YIKES, STOP.... He holds a gun up, you shoot, he's dead, you call 911, and tell them an armed burglar came in, and you shot in self defense. Minutes, to an hour later, you give them a report, as they pick up the body.

WITHOUT a gun?

You hide and try to call 911. The burglar finds you and, fearing his freedom, shoots. Minutes to an hour later, the police investigate the crime scene, as they pick up YOUR body.

So YEAH, BOTH times you call the police. Now what was your point? The point often given is that yu can be on your way to dying within one second, and the police aren't necessarily going to hurry. Why should they? Driving to your place, assessing an entry point, entering, and taking care of the situation EACH take more time than they may have. HECK, they often don't even have enough time to ask you a question. And asking questions on a 911 call can be FATAL to the other party.

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HeySal 9 years ago

I like guns. I am very strong on our 2nd amendment......but..............

I don't wear t-shirts.

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bizgrower 9 years ago

Richard,

It would be ironic if your burglar ended up training dogs as they do here in prison programs.

It varies a bit by state in the US, but there are Castle Doctrine protections. With respect to Colorado's "make my day law" (also addressed in the wiki article), the joke was that if you shoot someone, you better make sure their body is in your home. If the suspect is fleeing, it's likely less legal hassle for you if you let 'em go. Danger is over.

Weird twist,IMO, according to the wiki in Colorado "In Colorado, the make-my-day statute provides the occupant with immunity from prosecution only for force used against a person who has made an unlawful entry into the dwelling, but not against a person who remains unlawfully in the dwelling."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_doctrine

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With respect to the t-shirts, they belie the intelligence of the 2nd amendment supporters and concealed carry permit holders that I know.

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