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    With Malcolm Young out of action, and now this, I think it might be time for them to call it a day.
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    Wow. Just, wow. That's all I have to say on that.

    Cheers

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      My dearest Sal;

      Ahem...you can't be "Thunderstruck". You can be "Lightening Struck"...but not struck by thunder.

      It's all in my new book "Thunder Can Strike Twice...But Not Lightening"

      And I don't want to hear any "Quantum Physics" backtalk, young lady.

      Claude "Passive Aggressive" Whitacre
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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        My dearest Sal;

        Ahem...you can't be "Thunderstruck". You can be "Lightening Struck"...but not struck by thunder.

        It's all in my new book "Thunder Can Strike Twice...But Not Lightening"

        And I don't want to hear any "Quantum Physics" backtalk, young lady.

        Claude "Passive Aggressive" Whitacre
        Dear C PA Whitacre:

        Okay, no quantum physics. Lets go for a little logic instead.

        If you can't be "thunderstruck", then thunder can not strike at all, let alone twice.

        Allow me to offer a similar condition that may be more to your liking or at least more of a mental challenge for you to respond to.

        GOBSMACKED.
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          Dear C PA Whitacre:

          Okay, no quantum physics. Lets go for a little logic instead.

          If you can't be "thunderstruck", then thunder can not strike at all, let alone twice.

          Allow me to offer a similar condition that may be more to your liking or at least more of a mental challenge for you to respond to.

          GOBSMACKED.
          AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

          Bested by a woman...or so I've been told.
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        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        My dearest Sal;

        Ahem...you can't be "Thunderstruck". You can be "Lightening Struck"...but not struck by thunder.

        It's all in my new book "Thunder Can Strike Twice...But Not Lightening"

        And I don't want to hear any "Quantum Physics" backtalk, young lady.

        Claude "Passive Aggressive" Whitacre
        Ahem...you can't be "Lightening" struck, unless you're having a touch of the Michael Jacksons. You can, though, be "Lightning" struck, if you're unfortunate enough to be caught in a thunderstorm.

        It's all in my new book "The Art of Correcting Claude".

        Frank "Currying Favor With Sal" Donovan.


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        • Profile picture of the author HeySal
          Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

          Ahem...you can't be "Lightening" struck, unless you're having a touch of the Michael Jacksons. You can, though, be "Lightning" struck, if you're unfortunate enough to be caught in a thunderstorm.

          It's all in my new book "The Art of Correcting Claude".

          Frank "Currying Favor With Sal" Donovan.


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          Ouuuuuu - do I get an honorable mention in your book anywhere? I'm sure I've corrected Claude before, somewhere, sometime.

          Please don't "curry" favor with me. I really don't like curry. Can you just pander a tad like normal people?
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          • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
            Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

            Ouuuuuu - do I get an honorable mention in your book anywhere? I'm sure I've corrected Claude before, somewhere, sometime.
            Several volumes have been commissioned, so you're bound to get a mention. Maybe even your own chapter.

            Please don't "curry" favor with me. I really don't like curry. Can you just pander a tad like normal people?
            I would, but pandas are an endangered species. You'll have to settle for kowtow.

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        • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
          Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

          Ahem...you can't be "Lightening" struck, unless you're having a touch of the Michael Jacksons. You can, though, be "Lightning" struck, if you're unfortunate enough to be caught in a thunderstorm.

          It's all in my new book "The Art of Correcting Claude".

          Frank "Currying Favor With Sal" Donovan.


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          You stole my thunder.
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          • Profile picture of the author HeySal
            Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

            You stole my thunder.
            Don't worry - according to Claude, it strikes twice. Just wait for the next clap.
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            • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
              Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

              Ahem...you can't be "Lightening" struck, unless you're having a touch of the Michael Jacksons. You can, though, be "Lightning" struck, if you're unfortunate enough to be caught in a thunderstorm.

              It's all in my new book "The Art of Correcting Claude".

              Frank "Currying Favor With Sal" Donovan.


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              Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

              Several volumes have been commissioned, so you're bound to get a mention. Maybe even your own chapter.

              I would, but pandas are an endangered species. You'll have to settle for kowtow.

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              Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

              Ouuuuuu - do I get an honorable mention in your book anywhere? I'm sure I've corrected Claude before, somewhere, sometime.

              Please don't "curry" favor with me. I really don't like curry. Can you just pander a tad like normal people?
              Hmmmm, l can't pass this up, l will go to Amazon, and see what l can find, he, he!

              The fluffy bunnies will have to wait!

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              • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
                Couldn't find a cover least not yet, here is the index though!


                And the index...

                • Forward: Why are you reading this? Probably because you managed to sneak away from the horror of shoe shopping?

                • Introduction: Why Sal hates Currys?

                • What would happen to Claude not to mention Frank if the Curry issue was raised?

                • What is Kowtow and what does that have to do with Currys?

                • If Lister out of Red Dwarf eats Currys then they must be good!

                • Which is better whipped cream or Currys?

                • Why l am going to get into trouble if l keep mentioning Currys!

                • This chapter l won't mention Currys once!

                • Nor this one!

                • No, definitely no more Curry talk, not even one recipe!
                • Conclusion: Hmmmmm, Currys!



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            • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
              Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

              Don't worry - according to Claude, it strikes twice. Just wait for the next clap.
              No, Thank You! I had the Clap once, and it was enough for me.
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              • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                No, Thank You! I had the Clap once, and it was enough for me.
                Hmmm, maybe you should go clap in the forest so no one can hear you except you!

                Unless you are imagining hearing yourself clap when it is just a coffee overdose?

                Or you claim that you clapped but have little proof, or shot a HD video, but the sound was edited on!

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                • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                  Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

                  Hmmm, maybe you should go clap in the forest so no one can hear you except you!

                  Unless you are imagining hearing yourself clap when it is just a coffee overdose?

                  Or you claim that you clapped but have little proof, or shot a HD video, but the sound was edited on!

                  That's Applause-able theory you have there Shane.
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              • Profile picture of the author HeySal
                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                No, Thank You! I had the Clap once, and it was enough for me.
                So that's why you clap with one hand now?
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    As long as the Kow you are towing isn't factory farmed.

    I have to go home now. I'm out of thanks again. Still.
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    Hmmm. The natives are getting restless.

    Time for some music to calm things down methinks.

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    Shane. You do realize that you are more than slightly deranged, right?
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Shane. You do realize that you are more than slightly deranged, right?
      I'm not quite sure deranged is the right term as it's a tad harsh. Perhaps just slightly strange or maybe rearranged?

      Whichever, but he's still a good guy in my book and not yet ready to be put out to range.


      Terra
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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        Shane. You do realize that you are more than slightly deranged, right?
        Deranged! Nah! Probably should give book titles more thought before posting though!


        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        I'm not quite sure deranged is the right term as it's a tad harsh. Perhaps just slightly strange or maybe rearranged?

        Whichever, but he's still a good guy in my book and not yet ready to be put out to range.


        Terra
        Thanks Terra, and my apologies Sal, after thinking about it, l can see your point!

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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

          Deranged! Nah!




          Thanks Terra, and l didn't intend it to be harsh, but if others think that l should delete the thread, then fair enough!

          I was hoping for a laugh, but anyway let's just wait and see!

          Same goes for you Sal, if you don't find it amusing, l will delete it!

          You're welcome!

          What thread are you referring to?

          I think I missed something, lol!


          Terra
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          • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            You're welcome!

            What thread are you referring to?

            I think I missed something, lol!


            Terra
            Yep, Post!

            And the offending mess or parts have been removed!


            We both posted at the same time, so a bit of a dogs breakfast posting occurred!

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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        I'm not quite sure deranged is the right term as it's a tad harsh. Perhaps just slightly strange or maybe rearranged?

        Whichever, but he's still a good guy in my book and not yet ready to be put out to range.


        Terra

        Harsh? Um.........well, I thought if I said deranged he'd know I was kidding, but if I'd said "batshyte" he might have wondered if I was just playing or not.
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    Crap band anyway. Just hang em I say.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

      Crap band anyway. Just hang em I say.

      We....but I repeat myself.
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        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        We....but I repeat myself.
        Yeah, nuttin like a public hanging like the good ol days? eh baldie?
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

          Yeah, nuttin like a public hanging like the good ol days? eh baldie?
          I may be bald, but one thing I am NOT.... is bald.
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            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            I may be bald, but one thing I am NOT.... is bald.
            Topless would be the correct term I think, eh Guv?
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    I'm just dumbstruck.
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    Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

    Guess Rudd found a way to get Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

    AC/DC's Phil Rudd Charged With 'Attempting to Procure a Murder'
    Talk about going on the Highway to Hell.....wow.
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