I was banned, but now I am back! Rejoice!

by WalkingCarpet Banned
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I am what you all wish to be deep down.
I am, therefore you must not be.
  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    Did you get your complimentary vacation tshirt?
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      Did you get your complimentary vacation tshirt?
      And if you did - could you please put it on....


      welcome back - now behave yourself
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      • Profile picture of the author yukon
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        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        And if you did - could you please put it on...
        No shoes, No shirt, No service!
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        • Profile picture of the author Kay King
          I'm desperately finishing the packing this weekend for my move. Just completed putting all photos into one container...came across one of me in a bikini on the beach and thought of this thread.

          No, really, I never wanted a hairy chest...ever, not once.

          Viewpoint is a funny thing. I'm sure WC looks at his avatar and thinks "muscular, macho"....I look at it and think "sweaty". I'm just not the right target market for this one.
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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

            I'm desperately finishing the packing this weekend for my move. Just completed putting all photos into one container...came across one of me in a bikini on the beach and thought of this thread.

            No, really, I never wanted a hairy chest...ever, not once.

            Viewpoint is a funny thing. I'm sure WC looks at his avatar and thinks "muscular, macho"....I look at it and think "sweaty". I'm just not the right target market for this one.
            Kay; So is your market middle aged, paunchy, bald, sarcastic, know-it-alls, with ED?

            Because if it is.......




            Wait, I forgot..Riffle's not bald.


            Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

            I am, therefore you must not be.
            This is the kind of statement where I think, "Does he think this is clever? Profound? Is he pulling our leg? Does he even know what it means?"

            I tend to think he's pulling our leg. But even if he's dead serious...it's funny.

            "I think, therefore I am not Riffle".

            I'm serious.
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            Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

            ...came across one of me in a bikini on the beach
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          • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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            Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

            I'm desperately finishing the packing this weekend for my move. Just completed putting all photos into one container...came across one of me in a bikini on the beach and thought of this thread.

            No, really, I never wanted a hairy chest...ever, not once.

            Viewpoint is a funny thing. I'm sure WC looks at his avatar and thinks "muscular, macho"....I look at it and think "sweaty". I'm just not the right target market for this one.
            Some women love sweaty
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            • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
              Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

              Some women love sweaty
              That's actually a pretty good answer.

              Let's take the Mr. Olympia type. Most people find those builds either odd, or unattractive. They are just too far from ordinary. But there are women that are very attracted to that type. And how many women do you need to find you attractive?

              To me, one was always enough...the right one.

              There are women that are extremely attracted to;

              Fat men
              Muscular men
              Men that are gangsters
              Bearded men
              Military men
              Police
              Doctors
              Salesmen
              Thin men
              Hairy men
              Smooth Men

              And almost any type of man. Yes, even sweaty men.

              WalkingCarpet......to me, the whole thing is funny. But as Sal brought up, building a muscular body ain't easy, so my hat's off to you.

              And your shirt's off to us, I guess.
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              • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                Yes, WC, please feel free to remove my Team Pink t-shirt any time for all time!


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              • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                That's actually a pretty good answer.

                Let's take the Mr. Olympia type. Most people find those builds either odd, or unattractive. They are just too far from ordinary. But there are women that are very attracted to that type. And how many women do you need to find you attractive?

                To me, one was always enough...the right one.

                There are women that are extremely attracted to;

                Fat men
                Muscular men
                Men that are gangsters
                Bearded men
                Military men
                Police
                Doctors
                Salesmen
                Thin men
                Hairy men
                Smooth Men

                And almost any type of man. Yes, even sweaty men.

                WalkingCarpet......to me, the whole thing is funny. But as Sal brought up, building a muscular body ain't easy, so my hat's off to you.

                And your shirt's off to us, I guess.
                In other words there's a woman from every man, even the bald.
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  • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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    Oh no. This red is killing my eyes
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  • Profile picture of the author ThomM
    Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

    I am what you all wish to be deep down.
    I am, therefore you must not be.
    As you are I was.
    As I am you will be.
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    Life: Nature's way of keeping meat fresh
    Getting old ain't for sissy's
    As you are I was, as I am you will be
    You can't fix stupid, but you can always out smart it.

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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      I am what you all wish to be deep down.
      Ummmm, no. Trust me on that, ok?
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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        Ummmm, no. Trust me on that, ok?
        HEY! I've got the copyright on that line!
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Claude's going to be disappointed.

    Two posts in this thread from WC and no opportunity to reply with {REDACTED}.

    We all know what is in the redacted part.

    ( to Claude's lawyers).

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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

    I am what you all wish to be deep down.
    Yep, deep down in my colon.
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    Raising a child is akin to knowing you're getting fired in 18 years and having to train your replacement without actively sabotaging them.

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  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

    I am what you all wish to be deep down.
    I am, therefore you must not be.
    A big hairy guy from Sri Lanka?
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    Feel The Power Of The Mark Side

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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

    I am what you all wish to be deep down.
    I am, therefore you must not be.

    You am, all right...You are what I wished to be...when I was 4 years old. Big, and able to beat up 7 year olds.

    I missed you, I really did. Welcome back.

    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

    Yep, deep down in my colon.
    Almost exactly the first thing I thought of. I wouldn't have called it the colon though.


    Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

    And if you did - could you please put it on....


    welcome back - now behave yourself
    Unbelievably funny.
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    Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

    I am, therefore you must not be.
    Thank god for that...
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    I guess I'm gonna have to be the one to "defend" WC

    When someone goes through the work to achieve a great bod - they deserve to show it off a little. I think he looks good. What has to be watched out for, though, is that looks don't mean everything - because we get older and as we get older, personality has to take precedence because "good for our age" is never quite "yum" after a certain point. It's still important to be the best you can be physically at any age. A little vanity can go a long way in motivating a person to have a healthy lifestyle.
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  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    What made this funny was when I asked about the tshirt I didn't even notice the OP avatar. It was kind of an inside joke considering I was also on vacation for a week. I think my shirt is on back order, lol.
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    Welcome back.....
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  • Profile picture of the author peterj
    Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

    I am what you all wish to be deep down.
    I am, therefore you must not be.

    I am what you will be, given time.

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  • Profile picture of the author Midnight Oil
    Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

    I am what you all wish to be deep down.
    It takes more than good looks to make it in this town, friend. You may be a handsome devil, but if you ain't got the moves, you got no game.



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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

      And if you did - could you please put it on....


      welcome back - now behave yourself
      Originally Posted by yukon View Post

      No shoes, No shirt, No service!
      Ok, due to popular request, (or pleading with me) l have updated your avatar image!

      First one can be put straight up there, but l enlarged the second!





      This says "Team Pink" by the way, but Team Player would work?

      Just right click and save, and it is all yours. LOL!

      There now everyone is happy!
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

        Ok, due to popular request, (or pleading with me) l have updated your avatar image!

        First one can be put straight up there, but l enlarged the second!





        This says "Team Pink" by the way, but Team Player would work?

        Just right click and save, and it is all yours. LOL!

        There now everyone is happy!
        Not quite everyone, Shane.

        Being the captain of "Team Pink", I don't recall sending an invite for participation on my team, e-hem!!


        Terra
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      • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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        Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

        Ok, due to popular request, (or pleading with me) l have updated your avatar image!

        First one can be put straight up there, but l enlarged the second!





        This says "Team Pink" by the way, but Team Player would work?

        Just right click and save, and it is all yours. LOL!

        There now everyone is happy!
        That color does not suit a God
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          Not quite everyone, Shane.

          Being the captain of "Team Pink", I don't recall sending an invite for participation on my team, e-hem!!


          Terra
          Yes, you do! Just check your list for Karate Kid toilet cleaning Ninja!

          Or he might be the one who drags out the minibar trailer at half time?




          Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

          That color does not suit a God
          LOL, any color suits a God!

          I could have made it a black t-shirt with red lettering, but that is too evil!

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