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9 years ago

Peter Sutcliffe (The Yorkshire Ripper), apparently gets a lot of love letters from women while he rots away in jail. Go figure.

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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

In related news, Claude has been married twice...

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positivenegative

9 years ago

It does beggar belief why a young attractive woman would waste her prime years hankering after a mass (now geriatric) murderer. There again, you read about these anomalies all the time. I had a mentally unstable sister-in-law that used to write and advocate for the notorious, imprisoned Charles Bronson. She's now dead, but lord only knows what may have occurred in her latter years given the people she associated herself with. Some may say it's a cry for acknowledgement or fame, albeit having to resort to the dregs of the earth to achieve it.

Last week I heard that beards are now the in-thing that trendy young women look for in a man. Riffle . . sorry, piffle, I thought. They don't half itch after 2 weeks though.

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In related news, Claude has been married twice...

Does that include the de-luxe vacs he swore undying love to in the 70's and 80's?

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Kurt

9 years ago

Originally Posted by positivenegative

It does beggar belief why a young attractive woman would waste her prime years hankering after a mass (now geriatric) murderer. There again, you read about these anomalies all the time. I had a mentally unstable sister-in-law that used to write and advocate for the notorious, imprisoned Charles Bronson. She's now dead, but lord only knows what may have occurred in her latter years given the people she associated herself with. Some may say it's a cry for acknowledgement or fame, albeit having to resort to the dregs of the earth to achieve it.

Last week I heard that beards are now the in-thing that trendy young women look for in a man. Riffle . . sorry, piffle, I thought. They don't half itch after 2 weeks though.

Does that include the de-luxe vacs he swore undying love to in the 70's and 80's?

Since Charles Bronson died quite a few years ago, I hope you really meant Charles Manson?

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Since Charles Bronson died quite a few years ago, I hope you really meant Charles Manson?

I thought the same thing. Charles Bronson is really Charles Salvadore (I think). Not the actor.

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Peter Sutcliffe (The Yorkshire Ripper), apparently gets a lot of love letters from women while he rots away in jail. Go figure.

This is just a guess, but these men are unattainable,and the women know that they won't be coming out. So the woman can pretend she has a real relationship, without having to actually be in one.

And since he isn't really there, she can invent any kind of relationship she wants.

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Kurt 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I thought the same thing. Charles Bronson is really Charles Salvadore (I think). Not the actor.

You're lucky you edited your post a second before I quoted it...At least you were smart enough to notice you said that you weren't very smart. I believe that's what we call "irony".
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whateverpedia

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

This is just a guess, but these men are unattainable,and the women know that they won't be coming out. So the woman can pretend she has a real relationship, without having to actually be in one.

And since he isn't really there, she can invent any kind of relationship she wants.

Hmmm. Interesting hypothesis.

I don't know the answer, but I'm sure there's a PhD in that, and similar cases for someone.

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positivenegative 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Since Charles Bronson died quite a few years ago, I hope you really meant Charles Manson?

The Charles Bronson I mean is very much alive. Google it. A truly scary character, and I use the word "character" loosely.
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9 years ago

Admittedly, I may be missing SOME details, but everyone, INCLUDING HIM, said he was the leader! He CONFESSED that he was guilty, etc... As I recall, several times he said society would regret it if he were freed. So WHY is anyone wasting time trying to get him "exonerated"? I'm surprised he looks so relatively normal here. I remember him with some tattoos and the like, including the carved swastika mentioned in the article. STILL, they BOTH have the same kind of vacant expression that so many such people have. He is NUTS, and a danger to society, and I have NO doubt SHE is just as bad.

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discrat 9 years ago

Originally Posted by seasoned

So WHY is anyone wasting time trying to get him "exonerated"?

Steve,
Because she is in LUUUUUV !!
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9 years ago

i feel the same

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socialentry

9 years ago

admit it u just jelly .

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WalkingCarpet

Banned 9 years ago

Nothing to wonder about, they all looking for just 2 things. Size of ur wallet and size of ur willie. That's it.

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whateverpedia

9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

Nothing to wonder about, they all looking for just 2 things. Size of ur wallet and size of ur willie. That's it.

There you go then.

There's no need to do a PhD on this, as the scientific explanation has been provided by Professor Carpet.

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sbucciarel

Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

There you go then.

There's no need to do a PhD on this, as the scientific explanation has been provided by Professor Carpet.

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post
Nothing to wonder about, they all looking for just 2 things. Size of ur wallet and size of ur willie. That's it.

Professor Carpet ... exactly what does the size of a probably non-existent wallet or an inaccessible willie have to do with it? ... but I love that .. Professor Carpet. lol ...

I'll never understand why women go for convicts ... maybe they are hopelessly lonely souls who don't attract normal men in the real world and feel that some relationship is better than nothing ... I don't really know, but I can't imagine that they, with their obvious mental frailties, would be considered a good catch themselves.

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whateverpedia

9 years ago

Originally Posted by sbucciarel

but I love that .. Professor Carpet. lol

I think that one's going to stick.

Unlike a certain greedy vacuum cleaner salesman who shall remain nameless, who has copyrighted the standard reply to Professor Carpet, anyone and everyone is free to use his new title copyright free*.

Why? 'Cos that's the type of guy I am

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* Except for a certain greedy vacuum cleaner salesman who shall remain nameless. Why? 'Cos that's the type of guy I am.

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sbucciarel

Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

I think that one's going to stick.

Unlike a certain greedy vacuum cleaner salesman who shall remain nameless, who has copyrighted the standard reply to Professor Carpet, anyone and everyone is free to use his new title copyright free*.

Why? 'Cos that's the type of guy I am

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* Except for a certain greedy vacuum cleaner salesman who shall remain nameless. Why? 'Cos that's the type of guy I am.

Your generosity is gratefully accepted and I will now formally adopt Professor Carpet as the standard reply to Professor Carpet's post, unhindered by the legal encumbrances of a certain greedy vacuum cleaner salesman.

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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Originally Posted by sbucciarel

I'll never understand why women go for convicts ...

Men like to fix things. Women like to fix men. Convicts are the ultimate fixer uppers.

Do you really think Claude could have possibly gotten married a second time if some saint of a woman hadn't taken one look at him and thought, "Challenge accepted."

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WalkingCarpet

Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Do you really think Claude could have possibly gotten married a second time if some saint of a woman hadn't taken one look at him and thought, "Challenge accepted."

She was most likely a Rogaine Rep.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

She was most likely a Rogaine Rep.

You keep teasing me because I'm bald. There is a lot more to me than that. I'm also fat, flatulent, egocentric, judgmental, a bed wetter, and a closeted homosexual.

Expand your horizons.

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WalkingCarpet

Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

You keep teasing me because I'm bald. There is a lot more to me than that. I'm also fat, flatulent, egocentric, judgmental, a bed wetter, and a closeted homosexual.

Expand your horizons.

In other words you're Homo Simpson

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Kurt

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Men like to fix things. Women like to fix men. Convicts are the ultimate fixer uppers.

Do you really think Claude could have possibly gotten married a second time if some saint of a woman hadn't taken one look at him and thought, "Challenge accepted."

I don't know about his second wife, but I'll pitch in $5 to get Claude "fixed"...

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KenThompson

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

This is just a guess, but these men are unattainable,and the women know that they won't be coming out. So the woman can pretend she has a real relationship, without having to actually be in one.

And since he isn't really there, she can invent any kind of relationship she wants.

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Men like to fix things. Women like to fix men. Convicts are the ultimate fixer uppers.

The word is hybristophilia.

Hybristophilia "is a paraphilia of the predatory type in which sexual arousal, facilitation, and attainment of orgasm are responsive to and contingent upon being with a partner known to have committed an outrage, cheating, lying, known infidelities or crime, such as rape, murder, or armed robbery."

Many high-profile criminals, particularly those who have committed atrocious crimes, receive "fan mail" in prison which is sometimes amorous or sexual, presumably as a result of this phenomenon. In some cases, admirers of these criminals have gone on to marry the object of their affections in prison.

Cause unknown, only professional speculation.

"Some believe they can change a man as cruel and powerful as a serial killer."

"Others “see” the little boy that the killer once was and seek to nurture him."

"A few hoped to share in the media spotlight or get a book or movie deal."

"Then there’s the notion of the “perfect boyfriend.” She knows where he is at all times and she knows he’s thinking about her. While she can claim that someone loves her, she does not have to endure the day-to-day issues involved in most relationships. There’s no laundry to do, no cooking for him, and no accountability to him. She can keep the fantasy charged up for a long time."

Source: Hybristophilia - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Hybristophilia, a new word with lots of potential.

For men, of course you can call a woman a(n) hybristophiliac.

"Has it occurred to you that just maybe you're a(n) hybristophiliac?"

"Wait, let me guess. You didn't take your hybristophilia meds today."

For women, you'll need to be creative. I don't know...

For men and women, it's a cool word you can use at your next social gathering. They won't have a clue, and you can just smile and walk away. (The holidays are just around the corner.)

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Claude Whitacre 9 years ago

Originally Posted by KenThompson

The word is hybristophilia.

Ken;

Stop knowing more than me!

Yours Truly

Claude Witacrepedia (courtesy of Ron Rule)

Originally Posted by Kurt

I don't know about his second wife, but I'll pitch in $5 to get Claude "fixed"...

You just don't want to get pregnant.
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lanfear63

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Men like to fix things. Women like to fix men. Convicts are the ultimate fixer uppers.

Do you really think Claude could have possibly gotten married a second time if some saint of a woman hadn't taken one look at him and thought, "Challenge accepted."

He hung around the convent long enough and just got lucky.

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discrat

9 years ago

Originally Posted by sbucciarel

I'll never understand why women go for convicts ... maybe they are hopelessly lonely souls who don't attract normal men in the real world and feel that some relationship is better than nothing ... I don't really know, but I can't imagine that they, with their obvious mental frailties, would be considered a good catch themselves.

Suzanne, its the whole bad boy image thingy that women have been slaves to for many decades.

James Dean made it famous.

it is a rush for women especially when they feel like they can tame the unruly lion

It makes them feel important

Here is a conversation in this crazy women's head :

" Wow !
Me ? Me ?
Out of all the women and men he had. Out of all the women and Men he slaughtered and butchered and out of all the unborn babies he unmercifully bludgeoned to death...he picked me ?

Oh wow, what a honor. I must be sooo special because this famous man picked me "

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sbucciarel

Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by discrat

Suzanne, its the whole bad boy image thingy that women have been slaves to for many decades."

I disagree. I've been attracted to a couple of "bad boys" myself (as opposed to "boring boys") and bad boys are not very much fun if they are incarcerated for a long time. Women who are just attracted to bad boys, don't normally seek out incarcerated ones.

I agree with the hybristophilia theory.

"Some believe they can change a man as cruel and powerful as a serial killer."

"Others "see" the little boy that the killer once was and seek to nurture him."

"A few hoped to share in the media spotlight or get a book or movie deal."

"Then there's the notion of the "perfect boyfriend." She knows where he is at all times and she knows he's thinking about her. While she can claim that someone loves her, she does not have to endure the day-to-day issues involved in most relationships. There's no laundry to do, no cooking for him, and no accountability to him. She can keep the fantasy charged up for a long time."

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discrat

9 years ago

Originally Posted by sbucciarel

I disagree. I've been attracted to a couple of "bad boys" myself (as opposed to "boring boys") and bad boys are not very much fun if they are incarcerated for a long time. Women who are just attracted to bad boys, don't normally seek out incarcerated ones.

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This is why you are not crazy and a select number of women ( and men too) are !

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Claude Whitacre 9 years ago

Originally Posted by sbucciarel

I disagree. I've been attracted to a couple of "bad boys" myself (as opposed to "boring boys")

I didn't repeat, after I rinsed my hair this morning....is that Bad enough for you?
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  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  I didn't repeat, after I rinsed my hair this morning....is that Bad enough for you?
  
  At my age, fat, flatulent, egocentric, judgmental, a bed wetter, and a closeted homosexual is probably bad enough for me.
  
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  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  I didn't repeat, after I rinsed my hair this morning....is that Bad enough for you?
  
  I've met Johnny Depp, and you're no Johnny Depp.
  
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TLTheLiberator

9 years ago

Originally Posted by discrat

Obviously most of the fine, smart women here at Warrior are the antithesis of this

But nonetheless, it still makes us Men scratch our heads every now and then. And I am sure most of the women here as well !!

AP Exclusive: Charles Manson gets marriage license

Talk about this thing some women have for bad boys...

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bizgrower

9 years ago

Another PhD study would be how Manson got a "family" in the first place.

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KenThompson

9 years ago

Hey, it goes both ways, like Claude maybe, anyway...

Here Claude... (women inmates)

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bizgrower 9 years ago

Originally Posted by KenThompson

Hey, it goes both ways, like Claude maybe, anyway...

Here Claude... (women inmates)

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Ewww. I think that's worse than the have an affair one.
No, they are both sick. I just lost my appetite.
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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by KenThompson

Hey, it goes both ways, like Claude maybe, anyway...

Here Claude... (women inmates)

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Jesus Ken...don't scare me like that.

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

In other words you're Homo Simpson

Not bad, Professor Carpet.

Deal for Whateverpedia;

You can say "We know"...... if I can call him Professor Carpet. Deal? These things matter.

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Steven Wagenheim

9 years ago

This isn't really a man/woman thing. This is a human being thing. Some humans are just messed up in the head. Doesn't matter if you pee sitting down or standing up.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Steven Wagenheim

This isn't really a man/woman thing. This is a human being thing. Some humans are just messed up in the head. Doesn't matter if you pee sitting down or standing up.

It matters to me! When my wife pees standing up, she gets it all over the floor!

And now I'm blaming you for that.

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Kurt 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

It matters to me! When my wife pees standing up, she gets it all over the floor!

And now I'm blaming you for that.

She's just trying to communicate with you...
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  She's just trying to communicate with you...
  
  She's saying, "Stand closer to the toilet. It's not that big."
  
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whateverpedia 9 years ago

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When my husband pees standing up, he gets it all over the floor!
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whateverpedia 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Deal for Whateverpedia;

You can say "We know"...... if I can call him Professor Carpet. Deal? These things matter.

I've just consulted my legal representatives (Swifty, Shonky, Dodgy and Riffle) and they have advised me that those terms are acceptable and a contract has been formed.
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discrat 9 years ago

Originally Posted by KenThompson

Hey, it goes both ways, like Claude maybe, anyway...

Here Claude... (women inmates)

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Wonder how many Pen Pals joyous Kameke has ??
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