I Think A Major Intelligence Agency Is Following Me Around

Maybe I'm becoming a little paranoid from the lethal dosages of caffeine I've been taking in the past few days, but I honestly believe that a major intelligence agency is following me around. There are two intelligence agencies I have in mind. I don't want to mention either one in this post. I'm sure you know which ones I'm talking about.

Late Sunday evening, I went out for my usual nighttime jog. When I was nearing the end of my jog, I stopped by a local 7-11 to pick up a snack and found a nice park bench where I could take a quick 20 minute break.

While I was sitting on the park bench, a man in a tan trench coat walked out of nowhere and sat on a nearby bench. I've been living in Florida for 19 years, and this is one of the few times I can remember seeing a person in this state dressed up in a trench coat. This night wasn't particularly cold, so I don't understand why he would find the need to dress that warmly. The trench coat looked almost identical to this one.

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I sat on the park bench for another 20 minutes until I was completely finished with my snack. As I got up to leave, the man in the tan trench coat got up at the exact same time. At first, I thought he was approaching me to ask for something, but he passed directly in front of me which gave me this eerie feeling inside. There was something strange about the way he approached me. But I encounter strange people all the time when I go out for these nighttime jogs, so I didn't think a lot of it at the time.

Last evening, I went out for the same jog. When I was almost finished, I stopped by the local 7-11 to get a snack and sat on the same park bench to rest. Again, the same man in the tan trench coat came out of nowhere. But instead of sitting on a park bench like he did the night before, he simply stood on the nearby sidewalk while barely moving an inch. When I was finished with my snack about 15 minutes later, he was still there. He didn't move until I started moving which freaked me out a little.

After I left the park, I continued jogging until I got to the downtown area of where I live. While I was jogging, a woman in a silver vehicle flagged me down to ask for directions which didn't strike me as odd because people ask me for directions all the time. This woman wanted to know where a certain street was, so I gave her the most accurate directions I could. She thanked me and drove away. Usually, when you give somebody directions, they turn their vehicle around and head in the direction where you pointed. Instead, this woman drove in the exact opposite direction which I find very odd.

If an intelligence agency is really following me around, I assume they're trying to build a profile on me. These strange people who I encountered in the past couple of days are probably agents with hidden cameras on them. When they passed me, these hidden cameras were probably taking videos and photos of their "target". Basically, they want to figure out who they're dealing with. Are they trying to take me out? Am I the next "enemy of the state"? I have absolutely no idea. But I'm fairly certain that something is going on here.

In case you guys haven't noticed, I'm on a mission to inform the public of things to come. Most of you people find my methods of spreading this message to be very annoying which really doesn't bother me. I believe the economy is getting ready to collapse, and I believe the economic collapse is going to be followed by a massive depopulation effort. In all likelihood, this depopulation effort will involve a human form of rabies that turns people into rabid cannibals. Don't ask me how I figured this out. But if I'm 100% accurate with my predictions, I assume one of the major intelligence agencies is wondering how I figured it out. They may be concerned that insiders are spreading confidential information to me. So that would explain why they're following me around.